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Do statuses work??
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I keep seeing statuses like “I really need my balls sucked dry, any takers?”… just curious to know whether this type of status actually gets any interest or does it just make everyone who reads it feel a bit icky?? |
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"I keep seeing statuses like “I really need my balls sucked dry, any takers?”… just curious to know whether this type of status actually gets any interest or does it just make everyone who reads it feel a bit icky?? "
I’m curious to know peoples opinions also  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I keep seeing statuses like “I really need my balls sucked dry, any takers?”… just curious to know whether this type of status actually gets any interest or does it just make everyone who reads it feel a bit icky?? "
They work in letting me know more about the person's character/ personality - if we would get on or not.  |
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Depends on the status and what the intended result is.
My current one apparently has me a special engraved trophy on order, so that one worked.
The 'I need my balls drained' ones work if the intention is to turn my stomach. |
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"Depends on the status and what the intended result is.
My current one apparently has me a special engraved trophy on order, so that one worked.
The 'I need my balls drained' ones work if the intention is to turn my stomach."
I saw your status, so funny that you're getting a trophy! Looking forward to seeing it! |
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It strikes me that any status declaring they want “sucks/fucks/fun/playtime/filling up” etc ad nauseum, is a bit like saying I’m up for it with anyone who volunteers. Hardly a flattering selection policy. |
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"Depends on the status and what the intended result is.
My current one apparently has me a special engraved trophy on order, so that one worked.
The 'I need my balls drained' ones work if the intention is to turn my stomach."
To be fair, nobody gets a trophy until they win it. So if I get an award winning BJ I would steal the Jules Rimet Trophy for you. |
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"I bet if a couple put a status up like who wants to fuck the wife their inbox would explode. So I'm going to say yes in some circumstances that they would work."
This is actually a legit batsignal when we're looking for a quick stranger meet  |
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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I keep seeing statuses like “I really need my balls sucked dry, any takers?”… just curious to know whether this type of status actually gets any interest or does it just make everyone who reads it feel a bit icky?? "
A man will answer that call, don't worry.
That type of message is basically intended as a bat sign for the local cocksmokers  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Depends on the status and what the intended result is.
My current one apparently has me a special engraved trophy on order, so that one worked.
The 'I need my balls drained' ones work if the intention is to turn my stomach."
Agreed!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Makes me icky
Certainly wouldn’t respond if they then sent me a message
Just shouts any holes a goal to me "
Agreed- I just see it so often I imagine it must work for some but it just makes me want to heave , block and delete ..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I keep seeing statuses like “I really need my balls sucked dry, any takers?”… just curious to know whether this type of status actually gets any interest or does it just make everyone who reads it feel a bit icky?? "
It works when we put “Looking for single men”  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I keep seeing statuses like “I really need my balls sucked dry, any takers?”… just curious to know whether this type of status actually gets any interest or does it just make everyone who reads it feel a bit icky??
It works when we put “Looking for single men” "
Not surprised |
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"I keep seeing statuses like “I really need my balls sucked dry, any takers?”… just curious to know whether this type of status actually gets any interest or does it just make everyone who reads it feel a bit icky?? "
We see the same local guy put that kind of thing as his status all the time and it’s a bit odd. Only status we take note of is if someone is going to the same club as us that day |
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"I keep seeing statuses like “I really need my balls sucked dry, any takers?”… just curious to know whether this type of status actually gets any interest or does it just make everyone who reads it feel a bit icky?? "
It’s a great filter, it means they’re never getting a meet. |
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"I keep seeing statuses like “I really need my balls sucked dry, any takers?”… just curious to know whether this type of status actually gets any interest or does it just make everyone who reads it feel a bit icky?? "
Statuses generally are very effective at getting the right sort of attention. But not sure what type of woman would respond to balls being empty. I personally wouldn't and block that person if i read that |
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"I bet if a couple put a status up like who wants to fuck the wife their inbox would explode. So I'm going to say yes in some circumstances that they would work."
If i mention hotel or cock in my status, my inbox really goes wild |
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By *ewisbi76Man
over a year ago
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status updates do 2 things
- Get your profile on the "updates" page. some people only view this page as your views, messages and local user updates are all in this one place.
- As others have said itls like a whatsapp statis, it lets us know how you are and triggers conversation.
I've noticed status updates arent koderated very well, or perhaps not quick enough. A lot of stuff that would get a profile banned if it was in your bio seema to get through on status updates (asking for money, drugs, insults, naming other profiles) |
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Guess it depends who is writing the status out.
Eg. If I wrote I was contemplating leaving the site no one would notice I imagine but I'd wager pennies to pounds if a lady wrote it their inbox would explode with the white knights all chiming in. |
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"Makes me icky
Certainly wouldn’t respond if they then sent me a message
Just shouts any holes a goal to me "
Similarly the ‘any cock’ll do’ statuses like;
“Dogging 11pm tonight xxx area….”
“Gangbang Friday night, message if interested “
and one just last week local to me;
“Best offer wins me….” |
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The 'I need draining' status makes my fanny play the Windows '95 shut down sound.
There's a fab local who constantly has moaning and negative status updates. Anyone reading them will only give them the swerve |
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"I keep seeing statuses like “I really need my balls sucked dry, any takers?”… just curious to know whether this type of status actually gets any interest or does it just make everyone who reads it feel a bit icky??
It works when we put “Looking for single men”
Not surprised "
I know right? On a site which is 60% single males, 35% couples, and 5% single females…… |
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"Depends on the status and what the intended result is.
My current one apparently has me a special engraved trophy on order, so that one worked.
To be fair, nobody gets a trophy until they win it. So if I get an award winning BJ I would steal the Jules Rimet Trophy for you."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I appreciate the optimism of these status updates but given the (apparent) difficulty single guys have on here it’s just that - optimism. Or naiivite. Maybe both. |
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"The 'I need draining' status makes my fanny play the Windows '95 shut down sound.
There's a fab local who constantly has moaning and negative status updates. Anyone reading them will only give them the swerve "
The constant negativity is such a turn off, I just don’t get why men think it will get them attention, is it a pity fuck you are after? Have some pride! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I just don’t understand why you’d think that announcing your ‘balls need draining’ might actually get you a positive response.. much as I love to give oral, that phraseology just makes me feel ill.. |
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The ‘balls draining’ posts just make me laugh. Like you’re getting a meet off the back of that fella! The ones that really make me sick though are the ones from couples who seem to use Fab as if it were FB. No one cares that you’ve got jobs to do round your house luv! And then there’s the one’s constantly posting negativity, ‘I’m so done with this site. The men are all blah blah’. Leave then you Twat. No one cares. I’ve blocked so many like that. |
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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago
About 3 feet away from the fence |
To be fair the status thing did work on Fabguys. If I was outside at a cruising place I would put it in an update & it worked well..
In fact a bit TOO well...
Men started turning up unannounced (as in not making prior contact with me to inform me of their arrival) and were hiding behind trees and bushes just staring at me like creeps.
One time, a bloke was staking out behind a tree for fully 20 minutes before I got so pissed off that I went to confront him, at which point he RAN AWAY!...
... but ran into some brambles which stopped him in his tracks
.. so I caught up with him & asked him what the fuck he thought he was doing creeping behind bushes like some kind of sex offender. He uttered some abuse & I told him if I ever saw him again I'd knock him out.
So now I'm more careful about doing updates when I'm outside. |
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People definitely treat it like fb now. I’ve seen them with comments like “need to go shopping” why on earth would you post that?
And as for the “anyone about now for a quick meet” type it’s just a definite block from us. |
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"The ‘balls draining’ posts just make me laugh. Like you’re getting a meet off the back of that fella! The ones that really make me sick though are the ones from couples who seem to use Fab as if it were FB. No one cares that you’ve got jobs to do round your house luv! And then there’s the one’s constantly posting negativity, ‘I’m so done with this site. The men are all blah blah’. Leave then you Twat. No one cares. I’ve blocked so many like that."
The constant looking for bbc all the time! Must be great to be black guy on here! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I imagine they are hit and miss. Some ask for insane things, done politely ask for meets and others random thoughts.
Like most things on Fab there is no one real answer. |
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Mine tend to be song lyrics, often with a reflection to my current mood or to say i am going to such and such, say Hi if you are going too.
My music taste is somewhat obscure so it does surprise me when i recieve a message saying love that song, havent heard it for ages, type messages. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Interesting thread! I change mine frequently. Couldn’t say whether a rude one worked better than a witty or philosophical one…but I’ll keep trying!"
See I don’t mind rude, witty or philosophical but the ‘balls need draining’ or ‘I want to give someone my hot load’ type statuses just indicates to me the type of person they are. Would they say things like that to a woman they met at the pub for example, no they wouldn’t, because it’s grim and they are likely get a slap in the mush! |
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We use ours to say where we will be what we are upto and if we are after a meet and seem to work for us with a lot of success.
We don’t see single guys updates unless it’s in last 100 viewed. But tat is 90% of last viewed
But there are a large number of couples by us that the only post you see from them is like above male half alone/husband alone meet now sort of thing but an just ignore for us of those type status |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I keep seeing statuses like “I really need my balls sucked dry, any takers?”… just curious to know whether this type of status actually gets any interest or does it just make everyone who reads it feel a bit icky?? "
How could any woman resist?
"The wife won't fuck me, got blue balls, NEED A FUCK NOW!!" Is just soooooo horny |
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"I keep seeing statuses like “I really need my balls sucked dry, any takers?”… just curious to know whether this type of status actually gets any interest or does it just make everyone who reads it feel a bit icky?? "
I’m sure there will be the odd taker but cannot see it drawing a large crowd |
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"I usually find the "HnH" statuses work - the more I see the more my block list grows... "
Then there are those who post statuses asking for drugs - saw one recently stating she'd fuck whoever could get her some 'snow'...  |
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"I keep seeing statuses like “I really need my balls sucked dry, any takers?”… just curious to know whether this type of status actually gets any interest or does it just make everyone who reads it feel a bit icky?? "
Definitely not lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I personally don’t take any notice of status updates.
However if someone posts a depressing status I’d message to see if they were ok and try to cheer them up |
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By *aughty VicarMan
over a year ago
Bamber Bridge, P R E S T O N, Lancashire |
Statuses should be to give other like-minded people a heads-up on availability, fun to be had or just had.
I’ve seen some pretty pointless statuses such as:
“.”
“X”
“It’s Tuesday”
Fab is a form of social media for like minded people. It’s not FB.
Most probably toungue-in-cheek but the most pointless status I’ve seen was:
“Just finished re-felting the shed”
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Statuses should be to give other like-minded people a heads-up on availability, fun to be had or just had.
I’ve seen some pretty pointless statuses such as:
“.”
“X”
“It’s Tuesday”
Fab is a form of social media for like minded people. It’s not FB.
Most probably toungue-in-cheek but the most pointless status I’ve seen was:
“Just finished re-felting the shed”
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Updated. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I've been thinking about this. If posted by a women I'd think yes absolutely it would work. Men maybe sometimes but not very often I would have thought. X "
Sometimes I'm tempted to try this sort of status just to see what happens. I'd like to think nothing would. But then it feels a bit mean like I'm leading people on. |
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"I've been thinking about this. If posted by a women I'd think yes absolutely it would work. Men maybe sometimes but not very often I would have thought. X "
Absolutely this, as it does require a woman to send the first message.... |
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"I bet if a couple put a status up like who wants to fuck the wife their inbox would explode. So I'm going to say yes in some circumstances that they would work.
If i mention hotel or cock in my status, my inbox really goes wild "
Ironic that they’re all clambering to get to the cock hotel… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can’t resist clicking on those angry, ranty ones just to see the type of profile they have but somewhat in surprisingly it’s usually angry and ranty too! |
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