FabSwingers.com > Forums > Swingers Chat > Naughty plumber
Naughty plumber
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
It finally happened, it’s taken 20 years on the job but I finally had a customer come onto me… and then sex!!!! It’s like the plumbers dream
Anyone need a boiler service ??? ?????? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"It finally happened, it’s taken 20 years on the job but I finally had a customer come onto me… and then sex!!!! It’s like the plumbers dream
Anyone need a boiler service ??? ??????"
I’d be scared stiff coming on to a tradesman, what if he said no! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *hil39Man
over a year ago
Dagenham |
"Need a visit??  just saw your pics, trust me, nobody is saying no!!!"
Your not wrong buddy, I have been visiting people working on cars 29 years now, still never happened to me  Too ugly I guess |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"It finally happened, it’s taken 20 years on the job but I finally had a customer come onto me… and then sex!!!! It’s like the plumbers dream
Anyone need a boiler service ??? ??????"
I used to install TVs in people's homes years ago when the Plasma and LCD screens first came on the market. Closest I ever got was when an 80yr old woman put her hand on my leg and called me a "nice boy" cos I tuned her old VCR in for her while I was there  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"It finally happened, it’s taken 20 years on the job but I finally had a customer come onto me… and then sex!!!! It’s like the plumbers dream
Anyone need a boiler service ??? ??????
I used to install TVs in people's homes years ago when the Plasma and LCD screens first came on the market. Closest I ever got was when an 80yr old woman put her hand on my leg and called me a "nice boy" cos I tuned her old VCR in for her while I was there "
Omg that’s so cute! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Haha love this… if that counts then this is my second rodeo… the first being a lady who
Made me a ham sandwich and stroked my arm
Ahhh… good times "
I had a science teacher who gave me a ham sandwich once. A few years later he got sacked for shagging a student! (Not me I might add) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Haha love this… if that counts then this is my second rodeo… the first being a lady who
Made me a ham sandwich and stroked my arm
Ahhh… good times
I had a science teacher who gave me a ham sandwich once. A few years later he got sacked for shagging a student! (Not me I might add) "
Thought that was a euphemism for a moment. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"
Anyone need a boiler service ??? ??????"
Yes please. And if you’re lucky……I’ll give it to you you gently, with tender……. Maybe even borderline lover like treatment. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I was approached by several women when I worked in people’s houses.
From asking to do their dresses up to stoopping over me while working at low level.
One lady about 30 years older phoned in work to say she was ill and then invited me to her bed.
Being a total professional and in love declined all advances.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"It finally happened, it’s taken 20 years on the job but I finally had a customer come onto me… and then sex!!!! It’s like the plumbers dream
Anyone need a boiler service ??? ??????
I’d be scared stiff coming on to a tradesman, what if he said no!"
He won’t |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Haha love this… if that counts then this is my second rodeo… the first being a lady who
Made me a ham sandwich and stroked my arm
Ahhh… good times
I had a science teacher who gave me a ham sandwich once. A few years later he got sacked for shagging a student! (Not me I might add)
Thought that was a euphemism for a moment. "
Definitely a ham sandwich |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"It finally happened, it’s taken 20 years on the job but I finally had a customer come onto me… and then sex!!!! It’s like the plumbers dream
Anyone need a boiler service ???
I’d be scared stiff coming on to a tradesman, what if he said no!"
You definitely wouldn't be turned down with that body and showed your stockings xx is love to meet you |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I'd love this scenario but like already said, I'd be worried he'd run for the hills! "
Same! I’ve thought about it when they’re here a couple of times but never would |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Definitely a fantasy of mine but I’d never go through with it.
Last time I had a Plumber out he turned up and was really good looking as well. There was some naughty thoughts going through my head while he was there that’s for sure.
Kx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Haha love this… if that counts then this is my second rodeo… the first being a lady who
Made me a ham sandwich and stroked my arm
Ahhh… good times
I had a science teacher who gave me a ham sandwich once. A few years later he got sacked for shagging a student! (Not me I might add)
Thought that was a euphemism for a moment.
Definitely a ham sandwich "
 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"It finally happened, it’s taken 20 years on the job but I finally had a customer come onto me… and then sex!!!! It’s like the plumbers dream
Anyone need a boiler service ??? ??????
I’d be scared stiff coming on to a tradesman, what if he said no!"
He wouldnt say no but not want to!!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
It happened to me a couple of times mmm.
I have to take a radiator off the other day because a woman got a vibrator stuck behind it. I asked her how long it’s been there for she said a week. she was hoping the batteries would die but they didn’t and she can’t take the noise no more . She was very red faced at a time she was telling me .Lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"It finally happened, it’s taken 20 years on the job but I finally had a customer come onto me… and then sex!!!! It’s like the plumbers dream
Anyone need a boiler service ??? ??????
I used to install TVs in people's homes years ago when the Plasma and LCD screens first came on the market. Closest I ever got was when an 80yr old woman put her hand on my leg and called me a "nice boy" cos I tuned her old VCR in for her while I was there
Omg that’s so cute! "
Sounds like a sketch from Harry Enfield of the two horny grannies, oh young man  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago
Maidstone |
"Closest I ever got was when an 80yr old woman put her hand on my leg and called me a "nice boy" cos I tuned her old VCR in for her while I was there "
Oooofff young MAN! You naughty young man! Coming onto me are you young man! Offt you're so nawty! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"The thought is very tempting,but I’d be terrified of making a fool of myself if I came onto a tradesman and he told me in no uncertain terms…No x"
I can not see that happening.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I have never come on to a customer because I’m there to work and not to make them feel uncomfortable in their own house. If they come on to me is a different story  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Alice is naturally extremely flirtatious, even if her mind is completely innocent.
So, although she's only taken one gasman to bed, I'm sure loads of workmen have gone home thinking she was coming onto them! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Alice is naturally extremely flirtatious, even if her mind is completely innocent.
So, although she's only taken one gasman to bed, I'm sure loads of workmen have gone home thinking she was coming onto them! "
Thats it, im moving back to Brackley |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Never managed any fun with a plumber or sparky. However, tv aerial man and window cleaner a different story.. must be something about men going up ladders .. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"It finally happened, it’s taken 20 years on the job but I finally had a customer come onto me… and then sex!!!! It’s like the plumbers dream
Anyone need a boiler service ??? ??????
I’d be scared stiff coming on to a tradesman, what if he said no!"
Like anyone is going to say no to you! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"It finally happened, it’s taken 20 years on the job but I finally had a customer come onto me… and then sex!!!! It’s like the plumbers dream
Anyone need a boiler service ??? ??????"
To cross over threads... The grand slam of plumbing. Nobody can take that away from you now. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I’m a handy man and I’m either rubbish at noticing someone flirting or I’ve just not been that lucky yet .
This is definitely one of my biggest fantasies. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"It finally happened, it’s taken 20 years on the job but I finally had a customer come onto me… and then sex!!!! It’s like the plumbers dream
Anyone need a boiler service ??? ??????"
Is the Story in the Stories page yet? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"It finally happened, it’s taken 20 years on the job but I finally had a customer come onto me… and then sex!!!! It’s like the plumbers dream
Anyone need a boiler service ??? ??????"
We need a new bathroom and a water heater in need of installing... Hop on over to Cork for a bit  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"It could be quite an interesting move to use an empty Fab lolly box to hold bits and bobs in a tool bag whilst on a job Pop it somewhere noticeable and see what happens. "
Interesting idea - hmmmmm |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I think this kind of thing is the perfect storm of being mutually interested and able to drop / pick up on the hints Rob got hit on during a repair job 25 years ago and only realised LAST YEAR  "
That made me chuckle.
A memory to cherish, I guess!
A x |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *aul621Man
over a year ago
manchester |
I've been doing jobs in customers houses for years and have never had anyone come onto me,
Cups of tea, sandwiches very friendly Flirtatious etc..
But then again I'm always professional from my side and can't turn up at clients houses like it a 70s porn film!
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've been doing jobs in customers houses for years and have never had anyone come onto me,
Cups of tea, sandwiches very friendly Flirtatious etc..
But then again I'm always professional from my side and can't turn up at clients houses like it a 70s porn film!
"
Unfortunately probably better to keep business and pleasure separate…but we can imagine  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *aul621Man
over a year ago
manchester |
"I've been doing jobs in customers houses for years and have never had anyone come onto me,
Cups of tea, sandwiches very friendly Flirtatious etc..
But then again I'm always professional from my side and can't turn up at clients houses like it a 70s porn film!
Unfortunately probably better to keep business and pleasure separate…but we can imagine "
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *aul621Man
over a year ago
manchester |
Yes always keep it professional and the client is probably thinking the same, I have met a few women over the years who I've thought now I would like more than a cup of tea of you but as a tradesman you have to keep it all level and above board
If any one is looking for a plumber in Manchester area I'm available |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
