...why the female of the couple was unavailable and:
83% said "she is in a different town/county/country/solar system so do you mind if it's just me?"
57% said "it's her time of the month for the next forever so do you mind if it's just me?"
35% said "she's very shy and prefers if I (the male) meets the couple first so do you mind if it's just me?"
27% said "we can't get a babysitter so do you mind if it's just me?"
20% said "she isn't into men that are black/asian/white/tall/short/alive (delete as applicable) so do you mind if it's just me?"
2% said "look, she doesn't exist, ok. It's just me and the Fleshlight at the moment and the Fleshlight needs new batteries. See you at 8?"
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"...why the female of the couple was unavailable and:
83% said "she is in a different town/county/country/solar system so do you mind if it's just me?"
57% said "it's her time of the month for the next forever so do you mind if it's just me?"
35% said "she's very shy and prefers if I (the male) meets the couple first so do you mind if it's just me?"
27% said "we can't get a babysitter so do you mind if it's just me?"
20% said "she isn't into men that are black/asian/white/tall/short/alive (delete as applicable) so do you mind if it's just me?"
2% said "look, she doesn't exist, ok. It's just me and the Fleshlight at the moment and the Fleshlight needs new batteries. See you at 8?"
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lol hey shes asleep, shes out of country, shes at work  |
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"...why the female of the couple was unavailable and:
83% said "she is in a different town/county/country/solar system so do you mind if it's just me?"
57% said "it's her time of the month for the next forever so do you mind if it's just me?"
35% said "she's very shy and prefers if I (the male) meets the couple first so do you mind if it's just me?"
27% said "we can't get a babysitter so do you mind if it's just me?"
20% said "she isn't into men that are black/asian/white/tall/short/alive (delete as applicable) so do you mind if it's just me?"
2% said "look, she doesn't exist, ok. It's just me and the Fleshlight at the moment and the Fleshlight needs new batteries. See you at 8?"
"
Love the last one least he's finally being honest  |
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