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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Dislikes, please?
What do you not like on Fab?
Personally:
Tartan skirts. Who decided tartan was erotic? Leaves me cold.
Bedrooms that look like charity shop storeooms and binbag wardrobes.
Family pictures visible on walls/ shelves behind naked people having sex.
"BBC"s that might be black but aren't actually "big" at all.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dislikes, please?
What do you not like on Fab?
Personally:
Tartan skirts. Who decided tartan was erotic? Leaves me cold.
Bedrooms that look like charity shop storeooms and binbag wardrobes.
Family pictures visible on walls/ shelves behind naked people having sex.
"BBC"s that might be black but aren't actually "big" at all.
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People that are straight but comment on other men’s penis size |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dislikes, please?
What do you not like on Fab?
Personally:
Tartan skirts. Who decided tartan was erotic? Leaves me cold.
Bedrooms that look like charity shop storeooms and binbag wardrobes.
Family pictures visible on walls/ shelves behind naked people having sex.
"BBC"s that might be black but aren't actually "big" at all.
People that are straight but comment on other men’s penis size "
Slow hand clap for that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Unpleasant comments rude people. Just no need for it we are all here for fun in some shape or form.
Tartan skirts can be quite nice depending on the person and length  |
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"Dislikes, please?
What do you not like on Fab?
Personally:
Tartan skirts. Who decided tartan was erotic? Leaves me cold.
Bedrooms that look like charity shop storeooms and binbag wardrobes.
Family pictures visible on walls/ shelves behind naked people having sex.
"BBC"s that might be black but aren't actually "big" at all.
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Charity shop storerooms!!!  |
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Couples who only have photos of the lady. How can anybody work out if they are attracted to the gent if there are no photos of him? It's as if they don't realise that attraction to him is relevant. |
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"Couples who only have photos of the lady. How can anybody work out if they are attracted to the gent if there are no photos of him? It's as if they don't realise that attraction to him is relevant. "
Owww I missed this, this too  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Entitlement
Dick pics
Vag pics
Arse hole pics
All the manner of fruit, veg and household objects up vagina pics.
Otherwise all good
Mrs "
So a man's cock is completely irrelevant to his sexual attractiveness???
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dislikes, please?
What do you not like on Fab?
Personally:
Tartan skirts. Who decided tartan was erotic? Leaves me cold.
Bedrooms that look like charity shop storeooms and binbag wardrobes.
Family pictures visible on walls/ shelves behind naked people having sex.
"BBC"s that might be black but aren't actually "big" at all.
Charity shop storerooms!!! "
Haha! And you spelt it right, unlike me.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Entitlement
Dick pics
Vag pics
Arse hole pics
All the manner of fruit, veg and household objects up vagina pics.
Otherwise all good
Mrs "
You forgot the cum dripping out of a pussy especially as the first pic. Usually on couples profile! |
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"Couples who only have photos of the lady. How can anybody work out if they are attracted to the gent if there are no photos of him? It's as if they don't realise that attraction to him is relevant. "
I need to sort this out, my excuse is I’m training now to get rid of the dad bod! ????
We use Fab mainly to store photos of her so they are not on our phones (it seems I like photos of her, but she isn’t bothered about looking at me ?? ). Don’t want the kids to find them. Luckily, we share some of them with all you lovely people too |
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"I do love a tartan skirt 
Is that you, Nicola Sturgeon? "
I would fuck Nicola in a tartan miniskirt for sure - what a dirty bastard I am!! But she would have to leave the grey blazer and school cap behind because Wee-Jimmy just doesn’t do it for me.
I’m off to watch the Scottish parliament with some tissues and lotion now. |
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By *evonrobMan
over a year ago
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"Dislikes, please?
What do you not like on Fab?
Personally:
Tartan skirts. Who decided tartan was erotic? Leaves me cold.
Bedrooms that look like charity shop storeooms and binbag wardrobes.
Family pictures visible on walls/ shelves behind naked people having sex.
"BBC"s that might be black but aren't actually "big" at all.
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I’m adding clothes strewn all over the floor in pics or blatant hotel rooms being passed off as “home”. Small things….lol |
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"Dislikes, please?
What do you not like on Fab?
Personally:
Tartan skirts. Who decided tartan was erotic? Leaves me cold.
Bedrooms that look like charity shop storeooms and binbag wardrobes.
Family pictures visible on walls/ shelves behind naked people having sex.
"BBC"s that might be black but aren't actually "big" at all.
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OP has just FAB'd a pic of MrsL, pity she is wearing a tartan mini kilt as in the majority of our pics.
Also attached a variety of his dick pics to a message, which is very much one of our Dislikes ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Entitlement
Dick pics
Vag pics
Arse hole pics
All the manner of fruit, veg and household objects up vagina pics.
Otherwise all good
Mrs "
I love vag and arshole pics, and veg up the vag  we’re quite opposite lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dislikes, please?
What do you not like on Fab?
Personally:
Tartan skirts. Who decided tartan was erotic? Leaves me cold.
Bedrooms that look like charity shop storeooms and binbag wardrobes.
Damn. I'm a tartan hypocrite! I thought sporran pics were standard practice in Porridge Land?
Family pictures visible on walls/ shelves behind naked people having sex.
"BBC"s that might be black but aren't actually "big" at all.
OP has just FAB'd a pic of MrsL, pity she is wearing a tartan mini kilt as in the majority of our pics.
Also attached a variety of his dick pics to a message, which is very much one of our Dislikes ... "
Damn. I'm a tartan hypocrite! 
Sorry, thought you liked sporran pics up there.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Here's another: blowjob videos with the choking/gagging noise  Yuk!
And same goes for spitting on it. Spitting is for handjobs - utterly pointless in a blowjob. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who message after totally ignoring everything on my profile then message again to complain I haven’t replied.
The lack of effort (Hey, Hi, WUU2 etc) is staggering as is the way some guys think they can talk to you because you’re on a swinging site.
Note I said some guys before I get shot down in flames! |
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We dislike people who don't have verifications but claim to have them on previous profiles or some such.
Our other point is it seems damned if you do and damned if you don't with regard to using places other than home (E.g. Hotel rooms) Someone complained about need for tidiness and the presence of family photos etc. Maybe some are being just a bit hyper critical or super needy of things being just so. Maybe OP that might partly explain your lack of verifications!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We dislike people who don't have verifications but claim to have them on previous profiles or some such.
Our other point is it seems damned if you do and damned if you don't with regard to using places other than home (E.g. Hotel rooms) Someone complained about need for tidiness and the presence of family photos etc. Maybe some are being just a bit hyper critical or super needy of things being just so. Maybe OP that might partly explain your lack of verifications! "
I expect that will cut OP to the core.
…except they’re not on fabs anymore, and this thread is 10 weeks old |
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