"How many woman has maternity resolution for 2023?"
My new year's resolution is to finish off all the Pringles and crackers we have left, so that I fit into those comfy-looking maternity pants. Does that count? |
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"How many woman has maternity resolution for 2023?
My new year's resolution is to finish off all the Pringles and crackers we have left, so that I fit into those comfy-looking maternity pants. Does that count?"
Ah ah ah amazing  |
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"How many woman has maternity resolution for 2023?
My new year's resolution is to finish off all the Pringles and crackers we have left, so that I fit into those comfy-looking maternity pants. Does that count?"
Oh aren't they just blissful??  |
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"As always, it's my resolution to not become maternal 
Oh, this.
I have an eternal resolution to not birth any crotch goblins."
I could be persuaded to play host to some alien offspring, but humans?? Ew  |
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"I could be persuaded to play host to some alien offspring, but humans?? Ew "
I'm pretty sure even alien hosting would have me reaching for the gin and a wire coat hanger personally. I can do without any parasites. |
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"I could be persuaded to play host to some alien offspring, but humans?? Ew
I'm pretty sure even alien hosting would have me reaching for the gin and a wire coat hanger personally. I can do without any parasites."
Who keeps spunk as a pet?  |
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"I could be persuaded to play host to some alien offspring, but humans?? Ew
I'm pretty sure even alien hosting would have me reaching for the gin and a wire coat hanger personally. I can do without any parasites.
Who keeps spunk as a pet? "
You never had seamonkeys as a kid? They taste about the same, but seamonkeys go down the hatch easier |
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