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People you see at every club
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"The wanking dead single guys, moving room to room, cock in hand, the jingle of their locker keys around their moving wrist." I'm trying to start a campaign to call them something different. The wanking lurkers, followers, hopefuls, extras (as in films rather than joining in)... Loads of possible names but I've yet to see any dead. Yes, I do realise the reference to 'walking dead' and can't deny it quotes well. It does some good in that it reminds me not to be one of them and concentrate, instead, on being on one of the 'remember not to wank, elderly'. You describe the locker keys perfectly. | |||
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but are very funny to talk with.
The woman that believes they are the local queen / messiah of the place and get bent out of shape when someone else gets a few guys attention near them .. thats always hilarious to watch them make a bellend out of themselves . even more so when they are d*unk .
I people watch alot at places , I guess I am probably more like one of the earlier posts said about a couple at bar in immaculate outfits never seem to be moving much / or around but just there as they came in | |||
"The woman that believes they are the local queen / messiah of the place and get bent out of shape when someone else gets a few guys attention near them .. thats always hilarious to watch them make a bellend out of themselves . even more so when they are d*unk . " Came to say exactly this! | |||
"The woman that believes they are the local queen / messiah of the place and get bent out of shape when someone else gets a few guys attention near them .. thats always hilarious to watch them make a bellend out of themselves . even more so when they are d*unk . Came to say exactly this!" ha you know the type exactly right honestly I have been to probably over 60 clubs in uk/eu/USA and this stereotype is in every single one without fail every single time   . my friends refer to them as the local club hand grenades | |||
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"The wanking dead single guys, moving room to room, cock in hand, the jingle of their locker keys around their moving wrist. I'm trying to start a campaign to call them something different. The wanking lurkers, followers, hopefuls, extras (as in films rather than joining in)... Loads of possible names but I've yet to see any dead. Yes, I do realise the reference to 'walking dead' and can't deny it quotes well. It does some good in that it reminds me not to be one of them and concentrate, instead, on being on one of the 'remember not to wank, elderly'. You describe the locker keys perfectly." The dead part also refers to the fact they don't speak at all and just grunt like the walkers from walking dead. Also many have a glazed look to their eyes. So for us it really is the perfect name for them. KJ | |||
The noisy group sitting in a corner that never ventures to the play rooms.
The person that asks have you been here before even although they know you have. | |||
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"The married older lady …. Late 60s who is dropped off by her husband and picked up by him later . Sits at the bar having a drink in her matching lingerie and killer boots … spots a younger male and a conversation takes place.Retire upstairs for some bodily contact shes back at the bar half an hour later not a hair out of place or a drop of sweat on her brow "And the younger Male reappears towards the end of the evening, looking completely ruined and orders a large drink at the bar, which he drinks with both shaking hands wrapped around the glass... | |||
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"The married older lady …. Late 60s who is dropped off by her husband and picked up by him later . Sits at the bar having a drink in her matching lingerie and killer boots … spots a younger male and a conversation takes place.Retire upstairs for some bodily contact shes back at the bar half an hour later not a hair out of place or a drop of sweat on her brow
And the younger Male reappears towards the end of the evening, looking completely ruined and orders a large drink at the bar, which he drinks with both shaking hands wrapped around the glass..."Ha ha ha ….. so true | |||
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" The older guy wandering around in a shirt but no pants or trousers. " We both burst out laughing when we read this it's so true lol. | |||
"The TV in a dodgy wig who looks like Leslie off Benidorm." The amount of TVs I have helped their wig problem in clubs is vast. Just by pulling their wig up to hairline and off centre part (comb out a parting abit ) . It’s like they find a pot of gold after | |||
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"Somebody one e termed the phrase “shirtcocker” which amused us. The older guy wandering around in a shirt but no pants or trousers. " Pooh Bare. All shirt and no trousers. | |||
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"Forgot about lip licker that you catch in corner of eye. Always licking his bottle / glass rim while raising eyebrows at you "They never raise their eyebrows at me 
(Bry) | |||
"Forgot about lip licker that you catch in corner of eye. Always licking his bottle / glass rim while raising eyebrows at you
They never raise their eyebrows at me
(Bry)"I like to pick up an empty glass and hold it to my eye as a telescope and point at them. And mouth I see you in my best Mac from predator voice | |||
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"The wanking dead single guys, moving room to room, cock in hand, the jingle of their locker keys around their moving wrist. I'm trying to start a campaign to call them something different. The wanking lurkers, followers, hopefuls, extras (as in films rather than joining in)... Loads of possible names but I've yet to see any dead. Yes, I do realise the reference to 'walking dead' and can't deny it quotes well. It does some good in that it reminds me not to be one of them and concentrate, instead, on being on one of the 'remember not to wank, elderly'. You describe the locker keys perfectly." They're NPCs. | |||
"Somebody one e termed the phrase “shirtcocker” which amused us. The older guy wandering around in a shirt but no pants or trousers. " Because topless parties are too mainstream | |||
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"They're NPCs." I almost snorted my daiquiri reading that. Brilliant. | |||
"The group of 4-6 BBWs who are loud and hilarious and obviously having great fun. All the blokes are terrified of approaching them. The skinny middle aged bloke with an air of serene confidence and an enormous cock, these two things probably being connected. The very attractive couple who aren’t speaking to each other because she really doesn’t want to be there any more but he’s desperate to stay. Any other archetypes?" I think there are probably stereotypes in every club so to speak. Personal observations regular people who wait to check out the new guys. The couples that look like the male has got a companion or younger female wirh no conversation exchanged, the couples that are over confident and sometimes maybe pushy with younger people that don't wish to be that way. Those who are welcoming and friendly to always see you with a smile who are fantastic sociable wise. And those that just look to be out with their mates or with a crowd. People watching is a fantastic thing | |||
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"the male half of couples who think because hes part of a couple hes the bees knees and you should say yes the male half of a couple who pushes his luck because he thinks hes safe to do so because hes part of a couple d*unk women couples who go week in week out who think they own the club and they tell you the rules. the guy that goes every week who is a silent/shy person who just gawps all night the ones who like to let the whole club know they are cumming whiles sounding like a elephants fart ie fake as fuck oh i could right abook on this the main gripe is male halfs of couples being the biggest pain ( in fact few but always ruins the night) "  | |||
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"The guy who follows you around the club at a distance and stares daggers at you all night, because you turned him down but had the audacity to play with another." Love this thread...sooooo funny | |||
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"For me personally it's the "next day brigade". I've seen guys watching me walk around a club, do a double take when all 6ft 3 of me built like a tank walks past, seen them staring at me, yet hardly any of them approaches me. However, the next day, my inbox on here fills with messages from guys who saw me, and gave various reasons as to why they didn't speak to me, such as "so tall, didn't think you'd like shorter men", "wary", "punching above my weight", etc. To be fair, not being spoken to all night because guys are intimidated by me, really is shit. So not sure what they expect when they ask me to meet when they message me the next day, especially if I travelled a fair distance to be at that club do am nowhere near them? Also, the non bisexual women "club snogging", it happens in normal clubs as well as swingers clubs. D*unk girls snogging each other loudly but only if they're sure they have a male audience. The walrus. Or that's what it sounds like, the woman screeching and grunting like a walrus in a play room, to make sure everyone knows she's being fucked. The group of about 5 or 6 women who go every week who stick together thinking they own the place, walk right by you deliberately ignoring you, sometimes even giving you the stinkeye, desperately trying to find a guy they've not fucked yet they just see other females as competition and god help you if you talk to a guy they have their eye on, the animosity is palpable. The single guy, clinging to his pint, looking embarrassed, shy and uncomfortable, wishing he'd had a mate to come with. The old guy in the elephant/leopard print/shiny fabric thong and a bow tie. The manimal - a guy who you see disappearing into a play room over and over again with a different woman and wondering how the hell he's managing to go that many times. The dungeon show off. Usually a man who thinks he is the messiah of bdsm, flogging some woman over a bench "teaching" people his art whilst claiming to have 50 years experience of being master or sir to royalty and celebs. " hahahaha all of this too | |||
"For me personally it's the "next day brigade". I've seen guys watching me walk around a club, do a double take when all 6ft 3 of me built like a tank walks past, seen them staring at me, yet hardly any of them approaches me. However, the next day, my inbox on here fills with messages from guys who saw me, and gave various reasons as to why they didn't speak to me, such as "so tall, didn't think you'd like shorter men", "wary", "punching above my weight", etc. To be fair, not being spoken to all night because guys are intimidated by me, really is shit. So not sure what they expect when they ask me to meet when they message me the next day, especially if I travelled a fair distance to be at that club do am nowhere near them? " Honestly that’s such an annoying thing. I’ve only been twice and both times I had messages the next day saying the same shit. If you can’t approach the girl smiling at everyone and saying hey to everyone then you don’t belong at the clubs  | |||
"For me personally it's the "next day brigade". I've seen guys watching me walk around a club, do a double take when all 6ft 3 of me built like a tank walks past, seen them staring at me, yet hardly any of them approaches me. However, the next day, my inbox on here fills with messages from guys who saw me, and gave various reasons as to why they didn't speak to me, such as "so tall, didn't think you'd like shorter men", "wary", "punching above my weight", etc. To be fair, not being spoken to all night because guys are intimidated by me, really is shit. So not sure what they expect when they ask me to meet when they message me the next day, especially if I travelled a fair distance to be at that club do am nowhere near them? Honestly that’s such an annoying thing. I’ve only been twice and both times I had messages the next day saying the same shit. If you can’t approach the girl smiling at everyone and saying hey to everyone then you don’t belong at the clubs "Spot on. | |||
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"The married older lady …. Late 60s who is dropped off by her husband and picked up by him later . Sits at the bar having a drink in her matching lingerie and killer boots … spots a younger male and a conversation takes place.Retire upstairs for some bodily contact shes back at the bar half an hour later not a hair out of place or a drop of sweat on her brow "but what a fantastic 10 mins you could of had the other 20 mins doing hair and getting cleaned up lol fab profile and beauifiul pictures x | |||
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 hopefully we didn't fit any stereotypes on our visits despite being nervous and new!! | |||
"This thread is brilliant hopefully we didn't fit any stereotypes on our visits despite being nervous and new!!"I’m sure you were fantastic visitors to the club, as most people are xx | |||
"The single men either continually following ladies or couples or sitting there playing with themselves. I do neither btw" None of us on here do. It must be some others who are giving single men a bad name. | |||
"For me personally it's the "next day brigade". I've seen guys watching me walk around a club, do a double take when all 6ft 3 of me built like a tank walks past, seen them staring at me, yet hardly any of them approaches me. However, the next day, my inbox on here fills with messages from guys who saw me, and gave various reasons as to why they didn't speak to me, such as "so tall, didn't think you'd like shorter men", "wary", "punching above my weight", etc. To be fair, not being spoken to all night because guys are intimidated by me, really is shit. So not sure what they expect when they ask me to meet when they message me the next day, especially if I travelled a fair distance to be at that club do am nowhere near them? Honestly that’s such an annoying thing. I’ve only been twice and both times I had messages the next day saying the same shit. If you can’t approach the girl smiling at everyone and saying hey to everyone then you don’t belong at the clubs
Spot on. "I talk to everyone. Nosey bugger that I am | |||
"the male half of couples who think because hes part of a couple hes the bees knees and you should say yes the male half of a couple who pushes his luck because he thinks hes safe to do so because hes part of a couple d*unk women couples who go week in week out who think they own the club and they tell you the rules. the guy that goes every week who is a silent/shy person who just gawps all night the ones who like to let the whole club know they are cumming whiles sounding like a elephants fart ie fake as fuck oh i could right abook on this the main gripe is male halfs of couples being the biggest pain ( in fact few but always ruins the night) " | |||
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