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Is it wrong to have a wank in traffic
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Problem will be what will happen if wanking when driving, and you reach the vinegar stroke, where will the jizz end up?? Might be difficult to explain to the cops why your vision was obscured by a substance on the inside of the windscreen if you end up smashing into something. 'Well officer, you see, I was 'avin a wank when all of a sudden...'  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Depends how fast you're going.
Also, if you do, make sure you have some tissue else you're stuck with a puddle of cold spunk in your lap. Mmmmm....  "
Well just crawling along so speed ok!! N got some big man wipes that get paint off yr hands but that may sting a little haha  you could of helped if you would of known hehe |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Being complete wet blanket I thought it was illegal to drive and use a phone or text or surf the web?"
Very true but it's basically standing traffic n no Feds about  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing wrong at all!
For instance I often have a quick five finger shuffle in the time machine, much to Soxy's chagrin."
Yes Funky, but seriously what do you expect wanking in a time machine? eh!...,,, sheeezzz I heard th last time you did it ,,,, instead of coming, you went!!   |
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"Nothing wrong at all!
For instance I often have a quick five finger shuffle in the time machine, much to Soxy's chagrin.
Yes Funky, but seriously what do you expect wanking in a time machine? eh!...,,, sheeezzz I heard th last time you did it ,,,, instead of coming, you went!! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Haha is it wrong when yr minds racing and yr horny as to have a play in yr van or car?!? P.s sat in traffic on m60 "
i should have waved as i drove past in opposite direction - heading towards sale about 4 30 ish traffic going the other way was at a standstill - mixture of trafford centre and an accident on the bridge |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"STUPId idiot!!! probably read about how many lives you have taken on the motorway with your cock in your hand!!!
again IDIOT!!!"
Nope got home safe n sound thanks!?! N very relieved  |
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"Haha is it wrong when yr minds racing and yr horny as to have a play in yr van or car?!? P.s sat in traffic on m60
i should have waved as i drove past in opposite direction - heading towards sale about 4 30 ish traffic going the other way was at a standstill - mixture of trafford centre and an accident on the bridge "
I couldn't of waved back I would of had to take my hand off the wheel haha |
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"Haha is it wrong when yr minds racing and yr horny as to have a play in yr van or car?!? P.s sat in traffic on m60
i should have waved as i drove past in opposite direction - heading towards sale about 4 30 ish traffic going the other way was at a standstill - mixture of trafford centre and an accident on the bridge
I couldn't of waved back I would of had to take my hand off the wheel haha "
Was that you driving down the motorway in 2nd gear?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Haha is it wrong when yr minds racing and yr horny as to have a play in yr van or car?!? P.s sat in traffic on m60
i should have waved as i drove past in opposite direction - heading towards sale about 4 30 ish traffic going the other way was at a standstill - mixture of trafford centre and an accident on the bridge
I couldn't of waved back I would of had to take my hand off the wheel haha
Was that you driving down the motorway in 2nd gear? "
and who says men cant multi-task =  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Haha is it wrong when yr minds racing and yr horny as to have a play in yr van or car?!? P.s sat in traffic on m60
i should have waved as i drove past in opposite direction - heading towards sale about 4 30 ish traffic going the other way was at a standstill - mixture of trafford centre and an accident on the bridge
I couldn't of waved back I would of had to take my hand off the wheel haha
Was that you driving down the motorway in 2nd gear?
and who says men cant multi-task = "
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