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What would stop you instantly?
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"You go to the bedroom with a couple/ male/ female and they strip off.
Would anything make you stop and leave or would you just carry on?"
I'd leave straight away if they stripped off.. last thing I want to see is a naked trannie..  |
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Something that actually did put us off on a meet.
We both playing with a couple.
The lady disappears and comes back after ten mins. We carry on playing we we take turns going down on her.
She had been for a wee and come back with half a toilet roll stuck up her chuff. We didn’t know until we went down on her. All we needed was a plastic straw and we could have played like we did as kids spitting toilet roll on the ceiling. 
Wipes are best to use if nature calls half way through a meet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If there was a child asleep in the room"
Strangely enough this came up in a conversation in the pub last night. Guys recounting awkward/embarrassing encounters (As guys do) and mate told us about his worst.
He met a girl in a bar when he was in the army (he's in his 60s now so was a while ago). They went back to hers, he said he'd had a few so wasn't paying that much attention to his surroundings, went to bedroom where he spent the night. In the morning he woke up, rolled over and on the floor next to the bed was a mattress with a child led there staring at him.
Said he got dressed quicker than he ever had and left without a word. |
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"Any sign of kids in the property. Don't need them suddenly appearing at a door  "
Can you clarify please what you mean by any sign of kids in the property. My kids have pictures and toys, clothes all in spots all over the house and if you mean that you would want to ensure there were no kids in the house during your visit I would agree but if you mean that you don't like any kind of kid reference in a house then that would be different |
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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago
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Poor personal (and home) hygiene and kids actually in the house (asleep upstairs type thing) would be no thanks bye!
One of our swinger war stories...
Several years back we met up with a single woman for a FFM (not from Fab from another site). We has a great night socialising at first. There was lots of three way flirting. She was hotter than her pictures. We just knew this was going to be a great sexy evening.
We invited her back to ours.
It started off well but after maybe 30 mins of snogging, stripping, foreplay, we started to notice a distinct odour. This gorgeous, sexy, lovely girl seemed to have a problem “down there”. It was quite pungent. We were in a total quandary as didn’t want to offend her but simply could not carry on.
Luckily she went to the loo and we quickly chatted.
I (Mr) decided to take one for the team in terms of a hit to my ego. When she returned I told her I was having a bit of trouble getting it up. She wasn’t impressed and left in a bit of a huff.
Months later we saw her posting in the chatroom on that other site. She was telling a story about a couple she met who couldn’t really cope with a threesome and blamed it on the male not getting it up. She said it was obviously a lie as he had been rock hard so she reckoned the female partner got jealous and stopped things.
We didn’t comment. |
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A couple of guys tried to stealth the Missus, and things were instantly stopped when I spotted what they were doing.
I "assisted" them out via the business-end of a piece of 2x4 I keep in case of any trouble.
Funnily enough, both deleted their profiles within an hour of being kicked out. |
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