FabSwingers.com
 

FabSwingers.com > Forums > Swingers Chat > Messy house

Messy house

Jump to: Newest in thread

 

By *mMrbrightside OP   Man  over a year ago

wakefield

Just seen a great video of a lovely sexy lady dancing and stripping but I couldn’t concentrate on her as in the background there was clothes and rubbish piled everywhere. Think I’d have to tidy up before anything happened lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *inkyBiBlackMaleMan  over a year ago

London

LOOOL

Red flag for me

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ornycougaWoman  over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Don't get me started on this topic...for the love of God people CLEAR UP YOUR SHIT!!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *iss KinkWoman  over a year ago

North West


"Don't get me started on this topic...for the love of God people CLEAR UP YOUR SHIT!!!"

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ornycougaWoman  over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

[off topic btwz OP... I'm commending you on that position in your 8 Nov pic. Very nice ]

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Who wants to meet in dirty place? It tells much about person. So fuck that, I will not take a chance lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *rx1Couple  over a year ago

Torridge area of Devon

Were were going to meet a Couple at their place a good few years ago. They told us not to wear black as we would get covered in dog hair and it would look worse on Black......Lets just say we politely turned down their kind offer.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *hil most chillMan  over a year ago

South East & Europe


"Who wants to meet in dirty place? It tells much about person. So fuck that, I will not take a chance lol

"

Big red flag!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/11/22 11:23:31]

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You know what they say messy house = smelly cock / fanny

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

What's an acceptable level of tidiness?

Why when other people have books stacked on the floor does it look great but when I do it it looks awful?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *hil most chillMan  over a year ago

South East & Europe


"What's an acceptable level of tidiness?

Why when other people have books stacked on the floor does it look great but when I do it it looks awful?

"

Depends on if they're the works of Shakespeare, or children's colouring books

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"What's an acceptable level of tidiness?

Why when other people have books stacked on the floor does it look great but when I do it it looks awful?

Depends on if they're the works of Shakespeare, or children's colouring books "

Shakespeare does not feature he's on the bookshelves. No colouring books but it's unlikely that anyone would infer great intellectual ability from my book stacks

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *moothdickMan  over a year ago

stoke

Perhaps they are hinting at u dressing in a maids outfit and cleaning the place ?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *mMrbrightside OP   Man  over a year ago

wakefield

[Removed by poster at 10/11/22 11:39:21]

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *uminsiderMKMan  over a year ago

St Austell


"

You know what they say messy house = smelly cock / fanny "

Pre-internet, I used to have occasional late night/early hours meets through phone chatlines...

....one night, on arrival at a woman's flat somewhere in London, she led me up the stairs from the front door and into the lounge...

....it was an absolute tip - stuff strewn all over the floor, a couple of days' worth of dinner plates on the coffee table, a clothes drying rack with clothes that didn't look like they'd actually been washed...

....when she sat on the sofa alongside me, not only was her thin summer dress threadbare and obviously dirty, but she smelled unwashed too...

....fortunately for me, before anything had time to happen her phone rang, and she went into the kitchen apparently talking to another prospective 'victim'...

....as soon as she half-closed the door, I headed straight down the stairs and out of the front door...

....despite having had a good hour-and-a-half to have tidied up a bit and/or showered while I was on my way there, she'd seemingly simply not bothered...

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *mMrbrightside OP   Man  over a year ago

wakefield

[Removed by poster at 10/11/22 11:39:15]

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *mMrbrightside OP   Man  over a year ago

wakefield

[Removed by poster at 10/11/22 11:38:57]

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *mMrbrightside OP   Man  over a year ago

wakefield


"Don't get me started on this topic...for the love of God people CLEAR UP YOUR SHIT!!!"

Agree 100% awesome profile by the way x

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *mMrbrightside OP   Man  over a year ago

wakefield


"

You know what they say messy house = smelly cock / fanny

Pre-internet, I used to have occasional late night/early hours meets through phone chatlines...

....one night, on arrival at a woman's flat somewhere in London, she led me up the stairs from the front door and into the lounge...

....it was an absolute tip - stuff strewn all over the floor, a couple of days' worth of dinner plates on the coffee table, a clothes drying rack with clothes that didn't look like they'd actually been washed...

....when she sat on the sofa alongside me, not only was her thin summer dress threadbare and obviously dirty, but she smelled unwashed too...

....fortunately for me, before anything had time to happen her phone rang, and she went into the kitchen apparently talking to another prospective 'victim'...

....as soon as she half-closed the door, I headed straight down the stairs and out of the front door...

....despite having had a good hour-and-a-half to have tidied up a bit and/or showered while I was on my way there, she'd seemingly simply not bothered... "

Makes me feel sick!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe the person who made the video is working a lot and has no time or energy to tidy up.

Perhaps they are a knackered nurse or something.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *arlomaleMan  over a year ago

darlington

Messy houses aren’t a problem for me on the other hand smelly houses are I once went to a couples house and it stunk of smoke and cats strangely it looked tidy on the pictures

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

Blimey! Come to mine expect to get covered in dog/cat hair! My house is my home! Take me as I am! Or the door is the upvc thing in the wall! x

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *mMrbrightside OP   Man  over a year ago

wakefield


"Maybe the person who made the video is working a lot and has no time or energy to tidy up.

Perhaps they are a knackered nurse or something.

"

What they’ve got no time or energy to tidy up but enough to set up a video and think I know I’ll do a strip tease in front of the camera and then post it on here rather than tidy the clothes up lying all over the floor….priorities

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford


"Maybe the person who made the video is working a lot and has no time or energy to tidy up.

Perhaps they are a knackered nurse or something.

What they’ve got no time or energy to tidy up but enough to set up a video and think I know I’ll do a strip tease in front of the camera and then post it on here rather than tidy the clothes up lying all over the floor….priorities "

Jeez yes! Priorities do the vid! The mess will still b there later! As I say to my daughter and her Mrs hinch suggestions life is short enjoy it! I'm not going to my box thinking I has so much fun cleaning/tidying! On the otherhand I will hopefully think I had fun doing fun stuff! X

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eardeddadbod91Man  over a year ago

h

I went to a woman’s house who had ‘dog mess’ dried to the carpet and said just don’t look at it

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We were once invited round a couple's house and it was a fucking tip. There was even skid marks on the toilet. We promptly made our excuses and left.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *mMrbrightside OP   Man  over a year ago

wakefield


"I went to a woman’s house who had ‘dog mess’ dried to the carpet and said just don’t look at it "

Omg I hope you legged it

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *mMrbrightside OP   Man  over a year ago

wakefield


"We were once invited round a couple's house and it was a fucking tip. There was even skid marks on the toilet. We promptly made our excuses and left."

Wtf I feel sick just thinking about that

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ornycougaWoman  over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"I went to a woman’s house who had ‘dog mess’ dried to the carpet and said just don’t look at it "

Sweet Jesus ...earlier in this thread I posted "clean up your shit" but I didn"t mean literally "clean up your shit!"

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *penbicoupleCouple  over a year ago

Northampton


"What they’ve got no time or energy to tidy up but enough to set up a video and think I know I’ll do a strip tease in front of the camera and then post it on here rather than tidy the clothes up lying all over the floor….priorities "

Why do their priorities need to be the same as yours?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I always judge people from their backgrounds lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ellinever70Woman  over a year ago

Ayrshire

I'd take those with a messy background in their pics over those that slag them off in public about it

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *mMrbrightside OP   Man  over a year ago

wakefield


"I went to a woman’s house who had ‘dog mess’ dried to the carpet and said just don’t look at it

Sweet Jesus ...earlier in this thread I posted "clean up your shit" but I didn"t mean literally "clean up your shit!""

Haha I would have puked

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *MabzeroMan  over a year ago

Mid-Ulster


"I went to a woman’s house who had ‘dog mess’ dried to the carpet and said just don’t look at it "

And ... How was the sex ..?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *carlettxWoman  over a year ago

Essex

Lol I’m afraid it’s my guilty pastime zooming in on a pic to see if the house is tidy

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I spend more time looking at the furniture and awful carpets, and the cats litter tray !!!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The background tells us some much

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *arlomaleMan  over a year ago

darlington

Spent an awful long time studying pictures from above posters and all I can say is you lot have some very tidy houses

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford


"I'd take those with a messy background in their pics over those that slag them off in public about it "

Me 2 x

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

  

By *aGaGagging for itCouple  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Don't get me started on this topic...for the love of God people CLEAR UP YOUR SHIT!!!"

Totally!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic

0.0468

0