Looking for reviews of the squirt blanket by Yoni Pleasure Palace. Or for recommendations of similar concepts 
My poor mattress has had to be aired out so many times  And sleeping in a damp patch is too cold in the winter months! But playing on towels can be uncomfortable  |
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"Looking for reviews of the squirt blanket by Yoni Pleasure Palace. Or for recommendations of similar concepts
My poor mattress has had to be aired out so many times And sleeping in a damp patch is too cold in the winter months! But playing on towels can be uncomfortable "
Had a quick look at those squirt blankets, but, in my opinion, they would be a waste of money. They don't seem to have a way of being attached to the bed/mattress so have the chance of slipping from where they're needed most during sexual activities.
I can be a heavy squirter, went through loads of different mattress protectors, plastic sheets etc. They all have one thing in common- the possibility of slipping away at the crucial moment. However, one day I came across zippeable mattress protector for people with incontinence issues and it was the best solution ever! Yes, they are not cheap (I got mine for about £40 on eBay a few years ago) but they are worth every penny! My mattress sits inside the zippeable mattress protector, and then I just put a regular sheet on top. Yes, the sheet needs to be changed afterwards (that blanket would, too, I guess) but the mattress protector just needs to be wiped clean and a new sheet put on top. |
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"My mattress sits inside the zippeable mattress protector, and then I just put a regular sheet on top "
I'll have to check this out! What material are they though? I hate plastic sheets, they are so noisey and make me too hot.
I think the thing about a blanket is I can move it away after and sleep in a dry bed haha |
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By *andytownMan
over a year ago
Gods Own Country |
"Looking for reviews of the squirt blanket by Yoni Pleasure Palace. Or for recommendations of similar concepts
My poor mattress has had to be aired out so many times And sleeping in a damp patch is too cold in the winter months! But playing on towels can be uncomfortable "
A friend I played with used a shower curtain for the job, quite a cracking idea I thought |
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Thanks for all the suggestions folks!
I think the big thing for me is I'm naturally very wet, rather than it being an intentional part of any play. I need something that is comfortable and easy to use then move away. |
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"Looking for reviews of the squirt blanket by Yoni Pleasure Palace. Or for recommendations of similar concepts
We use a water proof matress cover and have a spare for when changing x
My poor mattress has had to be aired out so many times And sleeping in a damp patch is too cold in the winter months! But playing on towels can be uncomfortable "
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"My mattress sits inside the zippeable mattress protector, and then I just put a regular sheet on top
I'll have to check this out! What material are they though? I hate plastic sheets, they are so noisey and make me too hot.
I think the thing about a blanket is I can move it away after and sleep in a dry bed haha"
Mine is made of quite soft PVC, does not make any crinkly noises but can get a bit warm. |
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By *sh8286Couple
over a year ago
Guildford |
We use these, designed for bed wetting kids so very absorbent and can be chucked out of bed when we're done and washed the next day.
https://www.brollysheets.co.uk/products/brolly-sheet-white |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Buy a waterproof mattress protector from Argos. They are plastic on the underneath and towelling on top.
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I have one of those, not very sexy for them to be advertised as incontinence sheets, but nice Terry cloth texture and more importantly, it's a fitted sheet with very good elastic so fits double and king size.
Mrs |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
I think the simplest solution is to meet at their place, then when you're all waving goodbye to the mattress as it floats down the stairs, you don't have to worry too much about it.  |
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"I think the simplest solution is to meet at their place, then when you're all waving goodbye to the mattress as it floats down the stairs, you don't have to worry too much about it. "
Hilarious answer  Have to admit, I don't worry about it when it's someone else's bed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Buy a waterproof mattress protector from Argos. They are plastic on the underneath and towelling on top.
I have one of those, not very sexy for them to be advertised as incontinence sheets, but nice Terry cloth texture and more importantly, it's a fitted sheet with very good elastic so fits double and king size.
Mrs"
Ooh, will take a look, need something more than towels |
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By *klifeCouple
over a year ago
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Lay down a normal mattress protector then a fitted sheet … then a waterproof mattress protector, on top of that a large bath towel then on top of that another fitted sheet … once you’ve finished playing take off the top 3 layers and you are left with a nice clean dry fitted sheet to sleep on … deal with the washing in the morning lol |
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"Lay down a normal mattress protector then a fitted sheet … then a waterproof mattress protector, on top of that a large bath towel then on top of that another fitted sheet … once you’ve finished playing take off the top 3 layers and you are left with a nice clean dry fitted sheet to sleep on … deal with the washing in the morning lol "
Blimey that's organised! Makes sense but not sure my AuDHD brain would handle it lol 
I've started looking at waterproof dog blankets. Seem to be cheaper than human ones but same concept |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Looking for reviews of the squirt blanket by Yoni Pleasure Palace. Or for recommendations of similar concepts
My poor mattress has had to be aired out so many times And sleeping in a damp patch is too cold in the winter months! But playing on towels can be uncomfortable "
Yeah you probably want few those like Most throw replacements,
You could mix up the bedding scenario & colours
Id buy all but Green & few brown
Personally I've adapted vinyl sheets with Velcro holds & large ex-settee cushions in big vinyl holds & Velcro
Worth the time & cleanse!! |
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"We use mattress protectors from dunelm and a towel"
Over the years, we have done a LOT of research into this. Tested a lot of `Inco` sheets, and have found that Dunelm sheets are the best ones. They also fit over the sofa, which is actually where we do most of our `entertaining` tbh. |
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