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By *im67Man
over a year ago
London |
"Henry is red faced enough without some rampant fella shoving their cock up his nose..  "
Lol Henry's nose is blocked at the moment I wouldn't be stuffing anything up he's suction pipe it's quite powerful lol  |
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By *im67Man
over a year ago
London |
"who has used a vacuum cleaner for sexual pleasure ?
No I couldn't possibly be tempted as I have a Henry and I'm I'm straight lol
Exchange it for a nice pink Hetty"
I'm not a fan of the henrietta model I'll stick with Henry |
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A retired vicar (74) was recently fined and placed on the sex offenders list for having sex with a Henry Hoover in his church, wearing only stockings. He was thrusting into the nozzle when he was spotted by a gentleman attending a discussion about Asperger's |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A friend from Uni's sister is a nurse of A&E and she was telling us some grisly stories one late night in the pub...
One guy had been brought into triage with severe injuries to his genitals. He'd heard that it was possible to use a vac for self pleasure so had decided to give it a whirl...
Only thing was he didn't own a cylinder vac. He owned an upright one, yes, one with the spindle with the sharp black bristles on that rotate VERY quickly...... |
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You're gonna need a bigger.... something. 
