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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP   Couple  over a year ago

Leeds

So after you've done the deed what do you tend to say?

Apparently thank you is wierd so the Mr tells me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Compliment here and tell her how good she made me feel

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP   Couple  over a year ago

Leeds


"Compliment here and tell her how good she made me feel"

But what if it was pants?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A good old fashioned high five

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Compliment here and tell her how good she made me feel

But what if it was pants? "

And old fashion lie goes a long way sometimes

Never experienced a bad orgasm though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nice to meet you

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Permission to collapse?...then collapse.

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By *edplusoneCouple  over a year ago

West Midlands

Always makes Mrs laugh when I cum and say “There you go!”

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By *harAndBryCouple  over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford


"So after you've done the deed what do you tend to say?

Apparently thank you is wierd so the Mr tells me "

The most common thing Char says is "yeah....you can visit again"

(Bry)

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By *eedsmale36Man  over a year ago

Leeds

Now kiss your husband and tell him you love him.

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By *ubwife4uCouple  over a year ago

Heathrow

Sorry, what was your name? ……. NEXT !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry, what was your name? ……. NEXT ! "

Me please

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

God ..that's soo good

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

I reach for the Nespresso machine next to the bed and also claim the last complimentary KitKat. A spontaneous reaction such as that usually serves as an impetus for further 'post coital' dialogue.

(Love-making is a dårk årt)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cheers, off you f**k

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP   Couple  over a year ago

Leeds


"Always makes Mrs laugh when I cum and say “There you go!” "

I like that one, it's about as bad as my thank you

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By *ain and sortedMan  over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex

2 sugars, please haha x or weres my coat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“How much did I owe you?”

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By *ain and sortedMan  over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex


"“How much did I owe you?” "

Haha anothrr few inches, please cum again and I'll give u a big tip

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By *ain and sortedMan  over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex

I luv u long time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

U love u

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By *ouisebottomTV/TS  over a year ago

London

Erm can you pass me some tissues please!!

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By *reedy JamesMan  over a year ago

South Yorkshire

Ensure they've had a good time, shake hands and leave.

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By *tylebender03Man  over a year ago

Manchester

How was it? Was it nice for you? Lol

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By *elaninMaverickWoman  over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"I reach for the Nespresso machine next to the bed and also claim the last complimentary KitKat. A spontaneous reaction such as that usually serves as an impetus for further 'post coital' dialogue.

(Love-making is a dårk årt)"

Cackle at Nespresso machine next to bed. While you were Nespresso-ing?, I ate the last kit kat. Soz.

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By *heGigglersCouple  over a year ago

West Midlands

Pass the wet wipes/towel depending on how messy we all got

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By *elaninMaverickWoman  over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"So after you've done the deed what do you tend to say?

Apparently thank you is wierd so the Mr tells me "

Mate if I really needed it, I'm going to say;

Thanks, I needed that!!

there's also the joking "thanks for having me" replied to with "Thanks for coming"

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair


"I reach for the Nespresso machine next to the bed and also claim the last complimentary KitKat. A spontaneous reaction such as that usually serves as an impetus for further 'post coital' dialogue.

(Love-making is a dårk årt)

Cackle at Nespresso machine next to bed. While you were Nespresso-ing?, I ate the last kit kat. Soz."

°

Indeed, and that's why I always try and be the 'pilferer' as opposed to the 'pilferee'. I always seem to attract confectionery kleptomaniacs.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman  over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"I reach for the Nespresso machine next to the bed and also claim the last complimentary KitKat. A spontaneous reaction such as that usually serves as an impetus for further 'post coital' dialogue.

(Love-making is a dårk årt)

Cackle at Nespresso machine next to bed. While you were Nespresso-ing?, I ate the last kit kat. Soz.

°

Indeed, and that's why I always try and be the 'pilferer' as opposed to the 'pilferee'. I always seem to attract confectionery kleptomaniacs. "

Lol! You have the Nespresso. I won't touch that over chocolate for sure.

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By *edplusoneCouple  over a year ago

West Midlands


"Always makes Mrs laugh when I cum and say “There you go!”

I like that one, it's about as bad as my thank you "

It’s good to have manners

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By *eirdscienceMan  over a year ago

Postwick

Don't wipe it on the curtains

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pass the wet wipes/towel depending on how messy we all got "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Need a towel?

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By *itty9899Man  over a year ago

Craggy Island

Fancy a bacon sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wish this thing had auto deflate!

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m normally starving hungry so it’s normally something like “shall we get pizza”

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple  over a year ago

West Suffolk

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple  over a year ago

West Suffolk

Again? (Mrs)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A good old fashioned high five"

I knew this was normal. I got mocked for high fiving last night!

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By *punkyMcFuckKnuckleMan  over a year ago

Now Kilmarnock

Hope these curtains dryclean

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I just leave

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hugs and cuddles

Shower or bath

Take a way

Watching crap tv

Falling sleep in one another arms

Oh a little spooning in the morning

Before work

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By *P994Man  over a year ago

Travelling

I say, “merry Christmas you filthy animal” and then leave abruptly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That cock isn't going to clean its self

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By *he Running Man 2022Man  over a year ago

Shipley, Bradford

Smoke me a kipper. I'll be back for breakfast

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By *StepsAheadMan  over a year ago

lancs

Thanks mum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'The front door is that way'

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By *ain and sortedMan  over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex


"'The front door is that way'"

Not the back door?

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By *ain and sortedMan  over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex


"Thanks mum"

Pmsl hilarious

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By *ain and sortedMan  over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex


"Hugs and cuddles

Shower or bath

Take a way

Watching crap tv

Falling sleep in one another arms

Oh a little spooning in the morning

Before work "

I take it, that's after you've indulged in the bargin bucket KFC

Finger licking good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thank you !

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By *ain and sortedMan  over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex


"Hope these curtains dryclean "

When, oi what u doing with my curtains

The reply is checking on the neighbours and they hang right

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By *ustincider888Man  over a year ago

Preston Ish

Your sister is better

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By *ieandteaseMan  over a year ago

Wiltshire


"A good old fashioned high five

I knew this was normal. I got mocked for high fiving last night! "

Love a high five, higher in heels too x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry, this normally doesn't happen lol

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By *inkyKissCouple  over a year ago

Bristol

Is it possible to get a vat receipt?

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West

I always say thank you - is that weird? I dont think so.

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By *eavenscentitCouple  over a year ago

barnstaple

We have a giggle with each other

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Compliment here and tell her how good she made me feel

But what if it was pants? "

If there’s even a tiny possibility that the sex might be pants, I wouldn’t fuck them in the first place. Or, if it was t quite going to plan, I’d speak up for what I wanted. Life’s too short for crap sex lol

F (Mrs)

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By *ig_eric_tionMan  over a year ago

IPSWICH

When did you get here?

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By *ex-BombsCouple  over a year ago

Flitwick

You shouldn’t need to say anything it should be pretty easy to tell how the evening has gone

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By *hil most chillMan  over a year ago

South East & Europe


"I say, “merry Christmas you filthy animal” and then leave abruptly "

Underrated comment

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anyone for more sex?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So after you've done the deed what do you tend to say?

Apparently thank you is wierd so the Mr tells me "

I usually say : is £250 please .

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By *ig_eric_tionMan  over a year ago

IPSWICH


"I say, “merry Christmas you filthy animal” and then leave abruptly "

Before or after you pump their keister full of something?

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By *orbidden eastMan  over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Nothing just a good spooning. Of course me as big spoon

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By *un_ajMan  over a year ago

London


"So after you've done the deed what do you tend to say?

Apparently thank you is wierd so the Mr tells me "

Wow. Wasn’t that amazing!

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By *llSexMan  over a year ago

The Midlands

Thanks for having me....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“You can let yourself out”

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By *uurey CplCouple  over a year ago

Rustington

"Thank you for having me"

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By *rispyDuckMan  over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Is your billing address same as your home address? lol

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By *aughty Hubby n Sexy WifeCouple  over a year ago

Scarborogh


"Always makes Mrs laugh when I cum and say “There you go!”

I like that one, it's about as bad as my thank you

It’s good to have manners "

A Thank you always goes a long way

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm shouting "I love you" as he runs out of the door lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm shouting "I love you" as he runs out of the door lol"

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By *iberatedduoCouple  over a year ago

Ashbourne

That was a heavy load !

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By *rad670Man  over a year ago

South Lakes

"I'd almost forgotten what that was like".

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By *mp411Man  over a year ago

chester

That'll do pig that'll do

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By *erotic_adventureMan  over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,

Bask in the after glow

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By *ellhungvweMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Compliment here and tell her how good she made me feel

But what if it was pants?

If there’s even a tiny possibility that the sex might be pants, I wouldn’t fuck them in the first place. Or, if it was t quite going to plan, I’d speak up for what I wanted. Life’s too short for crap sex lol

F (Mrs)"

Isn’t there always a possibility that the sex will be pants even if it has been great before? I know there are days when I have been truly magnificent and days when I have been so crap it’s embarrassing - and that’s with the same person.

Hopefully my batting average is pretty good but we all have an off day. Or is that just me?

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By *ikey warringtonMan  over a year ago

Warrington

I may be lucky but we always have a great naked chat and usually go again until we can only make sign movements. Much love

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By *olarbear73Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

“Pizza”?

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By *ain and sortedMan  over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex

Blimey x I think I better cum again

Sometime this year haha

I've exerted myself bi cummi g on here, severall times x haja x

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By *otogpcplCouple  over a year ago

Cardiff

Stop wiping your cock in the curtains!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"How much do I owe you?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry to disappoint you

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Tell her to let me know when she's ready for round two

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maccis?

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home

Night

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By *estwirralcoupleCouple  over a year ago

NW England

Often will just go to sleep, sometimes it’s a good time for some sexy chat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So after you've done the deed what do you tend to say?

Apparently thank you is wierd so the Mr tells me "

I think I’ve been guilty of saying that

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By *herrySnickersWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere

Depending on the situation:

Thank you for your cum

Let’s go again

Spoon me baby

You are perfect

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Compliment here and tell her how good she made me feel

But what if it was pants?

If there’s even a tiny possibility that the sex might be pants, I wouldn’t fuck them in the first place. Or, if it was t quite going to plan, I’d speak up for what I wanted. Life’s too short for crap sex lol

F (Mrs)

Isn’t there always a possibility that the sex will be pants even if it has been great before? I know there are days when I have been truly magnificent and days when I have been so crap it’s embarrassing - and that’s with the same person.

Hopefully my batting average is pretty good but we all have an off day. Or is that just me? "

Absolutely love the honesty in this, different people and different circumstances can also cause performance to be on a different level.

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By *quaman87Man  over a year ago

douglas

Why you still here ? Haha

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By *idlandiaMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

Thinking back to my last meeting, I said in reply "it's been a while " to her comment, "that was a lot of cum"

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By *eed.a.signalMan  over a year ago

Local

Why act differently afterwards? Sure that wouldn’t of been the attitude before.

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester


"Compliment here and tell her how good she made me feel

But what if it was pants? "

just say thanks kiss her once on the cheek and leave

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thank him for giving the wife a good time.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Now kiss your husband and tell him you love him. "

1st prize for that comment

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By *lik and PaulCouple  over a year ago

cahoots

Takes me a while to find coherent speech.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP   Couple  over a year ago

Leeds


"So after you've done the deed what do you tend to say?

Apparently thank you is wierd so the Mr tells me

Mate if I really needed it, I'm going to say;

Thanks, I needed that!!

there's also the joking "thanks for having me" replied to with "Thanks for coming""

I always say "thanks for the sex" or "thanks for the good Cummin" it's become a long running joke

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP   Couple  over a year ago

Leeds


"So after you've done the deed what do you tend to say?

Apparently thank you is wierd so the Mr tells me

I think I’ve been guilty of saying that "

Pleased it's not just me

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By *punkyMcFuckKnuckleMan  over a year ago

Now Kilmarnock

You're on the pill right?!

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By *arrah Corset Jane FondleCouple  over a year ago

worcester

How much do I owe you?

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple  over a year ago

chester

We usually say something silly ‘you’ll get better with practice’ is a firm favourite!!

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By *23RouteCouple  over a year ago

Huddersfield

Goodbye !

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By *illynillyCouple  over a year ago

Wiltshire


"So after you've done the deed what do you tend to say?

Apparently thank you is wierd so the Mr tells me "

Sat here thinking about it, and I Nilly do pretty much say thank you, well more of a oooof thanks, never really thought of it before

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

Is that it

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By *ndianLuxCouple  over a year ago

West midlands

Let's have coffee

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By *ausage1970Man  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Cheers love, bye

I'm joking.....or am I ?

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By *untocum1000TV/TS  over a year ago

newmarket

Go for the alan partridge...."that was classic intercourse "

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By *dward_TeagueMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton

Sorry officer we won’t fuck in Tescos again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Mind the step" as we help her out of the van

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sometimes "oops sorry you need to wash your hair before hubby gets home"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If it’s a day-sesh, I like to get a shower with the lady I’m with.

If it’s a night time nookie, lots of kissing and stroking until we fall asleep.

As for what I say, never really thought about that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I always say "Thank you Sir", kiss his chest then make snacks!

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By *uminsiderMKMan  over a year ago

St Austell


"Thank him for giving the wife a good time."

As every good cuckold husband should!

I've had the pleasure of hearing words along those lines - one cuck hubby always shook my hand whilst thanking me as he showed me out...

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By *an hjCouple  over a year ago

Stowmarket


"So after you've done the deed what do you tend to say?

Apparently thank you is wierd so the Mr tells me "

Tea?

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By *orthyorkypairCouple  over a year ago

North Yorkshire

knew a friend of mine that once said " Was that it?" lol she always was difficult to please (kitten posting this by the way!!!)

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By *irtuousBullMan  over a year ago

lake district

Sorry...I got a bit carried away there didn't I

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By *rchitectMan  over a year ago

Dorchester

Can we do that again please. Yes

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By *n_thy_kneesMan  over a year ago

Ipswich

"Classic intercourse."

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By *erry bull1Man  over a year ago

doncaster

Did tha like that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So after you've done the deed what do you tend to say?

Apparently thank you is wierd so the Mr tells me "

Next!

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By *haz46Woman  over a year ago

Stockport

depends who with, have said thanks now leave lol

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By *rakasi10Man  over a year ago

LONDON

Next time, change nothing - if you liked it.

Good game!! if it was a teamwork

Or just

If you're free later, I'd like to come... Over

Seriously, what are we supposed to say when blood is flowing back to our brain?

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By *sLillyMrWolfeCouple  over a year ago

near you...

Ozzy Osbourne was once asked this for a magazine quiz. His response: "I'll be home in half an hour, love."

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By *aughtycheshirecoupleCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire

I normally say let’s take a break then round 2?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I go round the room and collect the high fives

Mrs Y

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By *parkmyinterestWoman  over a year ago

your dreams

Say "good job" in my best American accent really enthusiastically whilst giving everyone a hi five

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

My face says it all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What's your name again?

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple  over a year ago

Rushden

Leave the money on the bedside table

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Give me 5 minutes then let's go again

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By *winglow777Man  over a year ago

selkirk

That’ll do pig

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh damn...it was all a dream

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By *rispyDuckMan  over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

That was utterly delightful madam, a splendid accommodating vagina. A pleasure to meet your acquaintance

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By *uitednbooted2Man  over a year ago

Berkshire

Put the kettle on !?

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By *rs RavensongWoman  over a year ago

Cheltenham, Gloucestershire

That was amazing...can we do do it again!?

V x

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By *9Karm69Man  over a year ago

plymouth

What do you say after sex?

Nowt! Get up wipe my cock on the curtain and fook off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That was amazing...can we do do it again!?

V x"

And if it’s crap?

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By *rs RavensongWoman  over a year ago

Cheltenham, Gloucestershire


"That was amazing...can we do do it again!?

V x

And if it’s crap?"

It rarely is.

V x

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By *klifeCouple  over a year ago

reading


"That’ll do pig"
hahahaha

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

No autographs, sorry

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By *hitehunter4bbcMan  over a year ago

Bristol


"That’ll do pig"

Man that's harsh lol

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

I've always heard first that they really enjoyed themselves. And I followed by saying theirs more when you're ready.

But don't really have much energy left to utter a single word at times so the spooning speaks for itself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do you all play for the same team?

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By *ichelinstar1Man  over a year ago

Peterborough & North West

‘Better join the Teams meeting and take myself off mute’

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By *igonpleasureMan  over a year ago

Colne

I start staring at the roof and think random things like there's a cobweb lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Flip over let’s try the b side

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By *d4funtimesMan  over a year ago

Cambridge

Tell hubby to clean up her cum dripping pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thats £50 you owe me.

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By *jekimMan  over a year ago

Wigan

Pass me my j haha

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By *tarfish19891989Man  over a year ago

aberdeen

When is round 2

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By *jekimMan  over a year ago

Wigan

Or better make sure nothing broken an do it again few times to be safe

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By *irmhandmancMan  over a year ago

Bolton

Clean up any Cum

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS  over a year ago

Bolton

More please Daddy?

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By *etsplay68Man  over a year ago

beaconsfield

that was fucking amazing but just need to open the window , have a cold drink and get my breath back - then round 2 eh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Right you better hurry up and get out before your sister comes home from work x

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By *hippy57Man  over a year ago

Chelmsford

Worst thing I asked my ex wife after what I thought was a marathon session,how was that ,marks out of ten,she said about a seven ,pissed on my bonfire

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I need to go back to sleep to dream it again

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