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over a year ago
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"Not too close to any electrics!
Nah sod it, inside a plug socket ... that'd make a good pic  "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What about buying a cd, wanking and cumming over it, then take it back and tell them it keeps sticking."
It has to be a CD by the band 'Sloppy Seconds' though!
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"Go back to your adolescent roots and spaff into a gym sock, then hide it under your bed. "
If you use a hiking sock they have padded heels - with the right positioning they provide a nest for your balls so you can fap twice as hard!
[Please note - I do not speak from any practical, real-world experience]
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