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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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After seeing recent porn from the USA we've realised we can't stand it. You can forgive the fake looking bodies and the awful acting but what is it with the leading ladies and that horrible whining dirty talk?
'Oh yeah baby, fuck my pussy, you like fucking my pussy?' and 'oh yeah baby, yah gonna make me cum' with lots of 'ah yeah, ah yeah' and other high pitched noises.
There was some on in the cinema at Abfab last night and as a result of one particularly annoying scene where it got so high pitched it started to hurt our ears, us and another couple got up and left, laughing as we did so.
Who actually finds this stuff arousing (Americans we presume)? Is US porn going to become a joke around the world? |
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it is laughable is'ent it. like anyone goes on like that in the real world, well it might but I certainly aint heard it, had noisy women but nothing like what your describing.
We like the ben dover type porn or the old school stuff we have started to watch, all the new stuff is more ass rape than anything else.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its not remotely as annoying as so much Euro porn I've seen where the cameraman/director WON'T STOP F*CKING TALKING!
'Oh yeh babi show me ur ass oh yeh oh my fukung god thats so fukung hot oh yeh open it open ur ass uh you fuckun bitch oh yeh oh yeh yeh suck that dick babi'
Don't these people ever have to breath or anything? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its not remotely as annoying as so much Euro porn I've seen where the cameraman/director WON'T STOP F*CKING TALKING!
'Oh yeh babi show me ur ass oh yeh oh my fukung god thats so fukung hot oh yeh open it open ur ass uh you fuckun bitch oh yeh oh yeh yeh suck that dick babi'
Don't these people ever have to breath or anything?"
There was a guy at a club a few months back who did exactly that. You're right, it's annoying on a porn film. Trust us, it's even more annoying when they're stood next to you!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Was at a party last year and a couple were playing with a single girl. The guy was doing the usual porno crap you would hear from a guy. My fuck buddy who was giving me a bj at the time stopped when she heard "oh yeah i'm going to fuck you as you lick her out" and burst out laughing at it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Nothing wrong with a bit of dirty talk we think. I suppose you could accuse us of being anti American, which we're definitely not, it's just the accent in porn that grates! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wouldn't say its even the American accent, just bad acting in general. Personally, I always find the sexiest porn is when the ladies reactions look most natural - seeing her with her eyes closed, mouth open, gasping and occasionally whimpering is FAR more enjoyable to watch. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i prefer watching porn films with the sound turned down when watching at home.
i like looking at fake looking american women but dislike american accents. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being the American half of our couple here, it's the same as everywhere else, regional accents can be annoying. I've heard a few regional ones over here that really grate on my nerves and if I heard that in porn I wouldn't be able to stand it. That said, who really watches porn for what they're saying? |
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By *arry_UkMan
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't say its even the American accent, just bad acting in general. Personally, I always find the sexiest porn is when the ladies reactions look most natural - seeing her with her eyes closed, mouth open, gasping and occasionally whimpering is FAR more enjoyable to watch."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Being the American half of our couple here, it's the same as everywhere else, regional accents can be annoying. I've heard a few regional ones over here that really grate on my nerves and if I heard that in porn I wouldn't be able to stand it. That said, who really watches porn for what they're saying?"
Good point. Must admit we love the US and the people, but the porn...... oh dear! We'll just turn the volume down next time
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