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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a message this morning from a PREGNANT woman asking if we would play bareback with her..we politley declined....had a message in the past from a single guy saying he didn't like meeting people that don't kiss either, as it's a turn on when he is balls deep in your mrs...really !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a message this morning from a PREGNANT woman asking if we would play bareback with her..we politley declined....had a message in the past from a single guy saying he didn't like meeting people that don't kiss either, as it's a turn on when he is balls deep in your mrs...really !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
nowt queer as folk  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a message this morning from a PREGNANT woman asking if we would play bareback with her..we politley declined....had a message in the past from a single guy saying he didn't like meeting people that don't kiss either, as it's a turn on when he is balls deep in your mrs...really !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nowt queer as folk "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cannot remember anything like that though I did once have a guy I had never met, want to come round and keep me company when I was babysitting my month old granddaughter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dying to bust a nut, when you free?
Not the best chat up line Ive heard lol
lol sorry but i had to laugh at that one.
I did too when I received it "
i give them 6 out of 10 for effort.
but little else.  |
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"Cannot remember anything like that though I did once have a guy I had never met, want to come round and keep me company when I was babysitting my month old granddaughter "
I've had that one!
And the incomprehension when I suggest that it's inappropriate to come to someone else's house (not even my place though I don't accommodate) and expect a shag with someone else's children asleep upstairs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"always gets me that these guys who send abusive mail seem to get your attention more.
am i right?"
No you're not right, blocked and reported is what they get |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"always gets me that these guys who send abusive mail seem to get your attention more.
am i right?
No you're not right, blocked and reported is what they get "
still dont understand what they achieve from being like that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"always gets me that these guys who send abusive mail seem to get your attention more.
am i right?"
Only if you want to 'play' with them as I did the guy last night  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"always gets me that these guys who send abusive mail seem to get your attention more.
am i right?
Only if you want to 'play' with them as I did the guy last night "
oh naughty lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"always gets me that these guys who send abusive mail seem to get your attention more.
am i right?
No you're not right, blocked and reported is what they get
still dont understand what they achieve from being like that."
Who knows, I've given up trying to understand men like this, my block list is getting bigger by the day, I'm not here for abuse and wont tolerate it...simple |
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"Had a message this morning from a PREGNANT woman asking if we would play bareback with her..we politley declined....!"
We've had an invite from her too. Husband stays in another room and just listens apparently. Well, it's her body and there seems to be plenty of people who play bareback so I'm sure she found what she's looking for  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" I want to bum you in the bum??"
... funnily enough I replied asking is that really his chat up line ! ..and after some banter turned out to be quite a fun meet ha ha! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"" I want to bum you in the bum??"
... funnily enough I replied asking is that really his chat up line ! ..and after some banter turned out to be quite a fun meet ha ha! "
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"Dying to bust a nut, when you free?
Not the best chat up line Ive heard lol
lol sorry but i had to laugh at that one.
I did too when I received it "
That's sooo hilarious!
Had one yesterday -: "please help me! My fantasy is to suck a BBC. I am straight and married but my mrs doesn't know. I am discreet"
Scary. And this guys says he's straight! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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our worst was an invite to come round and use his mums sofa while she was out shopping , only we'd have to time it right as she was usually only half an hour! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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we had a guy message last-time we were on here a couple of times but we weren't interested as he was over 15yrs older then our requirements was very overweight and hairy, which were all specific no-no's on our profile. he copied our profile including what kinda couples and single ladies we were looking for, and pasted it to our inbox with a note under saying "which part do i not fucking suit you then!"
ermmmmmm ALL OF IT!
block button! |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"We had "meet me at Queens Hotel" as a first message....our coats were on before we'd finished reading.....not"
I get a lot of this. Feels like I'm being ordered up as a whore. Very unflattering. I hit the delete button every time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do guys actually send those kind of messages? Im starting to think maybe the mesaages that i sometimes send are a bit too long now lol.
Time to keep it short and snappy i guess lol.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a bizarre one this week!!!
First few messages were ok things started getting more flirty then SHE dropped the bombshell
" I really don't mind if you shit in my mouth"
Now I was like WTF where did that come from talk about random
So shell shocked I logged off  |
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"Had a bizarre one this week!!!
First few messages were ok things started getting more flirty then SHE dropped the bombshell
" I really don't mind if you shit in my mouth"
Now I was like WTF where did that come from talk about random
So shell shocked I logged off "
Instead of logged in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had one a couple of days ago " I'm going to ruin your arse" when I reied don't do anal he said "whatever you will " some people really know how to chat a woman up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a bizarre one this week!!!
First few messages were ok things started getting more flirty then SHE dropped the bombshell
" I really don't mind if you shit in my mouth"
Now I was like WTF where did that come from talk about random
So shell shocked I logged off
Instead of logged in "
Ooooooo nooo please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We don't get many mails and most are
Polite but chat room is a
Different matter!
Last night Tor had the same person (till blocked) ask for her number so he could phone her!!! That was it, no "hi how youse doin" or anything.
"Do you squirt?" Is another common one! |
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Had one this morning that was sent in the early hours.....
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I've mailed about 100 birds already tonight, so now I'm onto the munters. How about I come round and shag you. Bet you don't get too many offers on here
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Funnily enough by the time I saw it this morning it was from "user no longer on site" |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"I've mailed about 100 birds already tonight, so now I'm onto the munters. How about I come round and shag you. Bet you don't get too many offers on here
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Sorry but that I did a real LOL then |
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"We had "meet me at Queens Hotel" as a first message....our coats were on before we'd finished reading.....not
I get a lot of this. Feels like I'm being ordered up as a whore. Very unflattering. I hit the delete button every time."
Us too. Although there might be certain scenarios where being ordered up as a white might be quite exciting 
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"We had "meet me at Queens Hotel" as a first message....our coats were on before we'd finished reading.....not
I get a lot of this. Feels like I'm being ordered up as a whore. Very unflattering. I hit the delete button every time.
Us too. Although there might be certain scenarios where being ordered up as a white might be quite exciting
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This damn phone whore I meant whore lol |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"We had "meet me at Queens Hotel" as a first message....our coats were on before we'd finished reading.....not
I get a lot of this. Feels like I'm being ordered up as a whore. Very unflattering. I hit the delete button every time.
Us too. Although there might be certain scenarios where being ordered up as a white might be quite exciting
This damn phone whore I meant whore lol"
As a single woman though I would avoid a situation like this. No chatting beforehand or phone call - just turning up spontaneously to a total stranger's hotel room - not good, in my opinion. I am sure there will be those who will reply that they have done this and it was great, etc, but not for me. Far too risky. |
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Loved reading this post ,so many funny answers ,i havnt giggled as much since i saw the pics of some couple ,him always with his socks on and another where some other man was doing the wife whilst he was sat next to them on the couch with a brew still with his socks on
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"our worst was an invite to come round and use his mums sofa while she was out shopping , only we'd have to time it right as she was usually only half an hour! "
I got this one too lol I bet it was the same kid! |
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"" I want to bum you in the bum??"
... funnily enough I replied asking is that really his chat up line ! ..and after some banter turned out to be quite a fun meet ha ha! "
Lol you do know loads of guys are now going to send you a one line message that says "I want to bum you up the bum" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"" I want to bum you in the bum??"
... funnily enough I replied asking is that really his chat up line ! ..and after some banter turned out to be quite a fun meet ha ha! "
And did he ???
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"Had a bizarre one this week!!!
First few messages were ok things started getting more flirty then SHE dropped the bombshell
" I really don't mind if you shit in my mouth"
Now I was like WTF where did that come from talk about random
So shell shocked I logged off "
Toilet mouth! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had one this morning that was sent in the early hours.....
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I've mailed about 100 birds already tonight, so now I'm onto the munters. How about I come round and shag you. Bet you don't get too many offers on here
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Funnily enough by the time I saw it this morning it was from "user no longer on site" "
Hilarious! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you think the person would say he would like to be 'baw deep' in you as a chat up line in a pub/club?
Some folk have no sense of reality on how to speak to people !!! |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
On another site today and I got a message (an introductory message at that) which said something along the lines of 'do you want to watch me jerk off on skype?'
My response was 'If I wanted to waste my time with a wanker I wouldn't have got divorced'.
And blocked. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On another site today and I got a message (an introductory message at that) which said something along the lines of 'do you want to watch me jerk off on skype?'
My response was 'If I wanted to waste my time with a wanker I wouldn't have got divorced'.
And blocked."
ACE!!!
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I had a 1st message off a guy that was just a full stop in the title and a X in the message.
Great effort that one!!! 
Then one from a TV/CD saying I'm in such a woods at 9pm, bent over a log. Fuck my ass and go!
What was he expecting me fuck it with? A branch?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I did once get asked by someone from here, how many of my family members I had fucked and on another site, I was asked if I enjoyed K9, didn't know what that was |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bet lots of other guys get this one
" I know it's says your straight but I reckon I can turn you?"
Turn me into what? A frog lol nope I'm straight that's why it says straight on my profile, lol the easiest way I could get any fun on here would be to be bi!! |
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Hahaha, this thread is one of the best I have seen on this site. Has made a dreary Monday morning a lot brighter.
I am also beginning to think my messages are too long, even the ones that are two sentences!!
Bumming up the bum?? Where else did they think they were going to do it?
Shitting in mouths..... hmmm, each to their own!
and the classic is 100s down, only the munters to go, that has to be the best - Prince Charming REALLY does exist ladies! |
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"I had a 1st message off a guy that was just a full stop in the title and a X in the message.
Great effort that one!!!
Then one from a TV/CD saying I'm in such a woods at 9pm, bent over a log. Fuck my ass and go!
What was he expecting me fuck it with?
A branch? "
Maybe he wanted big wood lol |
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