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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hey let’s say ur walking on the high street with ur hubby or ur just chilling somewhere. What would be the best thing to say to you to get your number. Without creeping them out. |
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over a year ago
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"Hey let’s say ur walking on the high street with ur hubby or ur just chilling somewhere. What would be the best thing to say to you to get your number. Without creeping them out."
Approaching a wife when she’s with hubby? Wouldn’t advise it. How would you even know they’re open to it. Sounds like a sure fire way to either creep someone out or get a black eye. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mean with the right dressing for example ankle bracelet "
Are you serious?! An ankle bracelet or how a woman dresses DOES NOT indicate that she wants to fuck strangers!!
Or yeah.... ask her husband for permission to fuck his wife. See how that goes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mean with the right dressing for example ankle bracelet
How would you even know for sure the ankle meant they were swingers?"
this one’s going a bit strange.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are you serious?! An ankle bracelet or how a woman dresses DOES NOT indicate that she wants to fuck strangers!!
Or yeah.... ask her husband for permission to fuck his wife. See how that goes. "
Imagine 
Love to be a fly on the wall |
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"Hey let’s say ur walking on the high street with ur hubby or ur just chilling somewhere. What would be the best thing to say to you to get your number. Without creeping them out.
Approaching a wife when she’s with hubby? Wouldn’t advise it. How would you even know they’re open to it. Sounds like a sure fire way to either creep someone out or get a black eye."
I agree |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mean with the right dressing for example ankle bracelet "
Even then you can't be sure if it means what you think it means and even if it did they probably don't want to be bothered in the street, maybe if you was in a bar or similar setting you could ask what the anklet symbolises but still tread very carefully |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Best advice, make a mental note of how she looks, go home, lock the door and have a wank !
Save you being embarrassed and getting punched off the hubby ! |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
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"Best advice, make a mental note of how she looks, go home, lock the door and have a wank !
Save you being embarrassed and getting punched off the hubby ! "
But how tall is hubby, this is where size matters  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys thought with my dick with this question - sorry I’m new to this lol"
Dude you have a lot to learn about the lifestyle lol if you're serious about it so some research maybe listen to some podcasts "The bed hoppers" one is a great listen and be patient. Good luck |
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By *edi123Couple
over a year ago
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"Hey let’s say ur walking on the high street with ur hubby or ur just chilling somewhere. What would be the best thing to say to you to get your number. Without creeping them out."
Damn theres some weirdos on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hey let’s say ur walking on the high street with ur hubby or ur just chilling somewhere. What would be the best thing to say to you to get your number. Without creeping them out.
Damn theres some weirdos on here"
The poor guys 19, cut him some slack we were all there once upon a time he hasn't been disrespectful to anybody so no harm done |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The poor guys 19, cut him some slack we were all there once upon a time he hasn't been disrespectful to anybody so no harm done "
to be honest, didn’t see he was 19, young, dumb and full of cum at that age!
Have a read through the forums and havr a look online. You’ll learn a lot! Enjoy |
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By *onnyadtMan
over a year ago
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Honestly I really do wonder what goes through some guys heads, not only here but in the 'real world' too, some thought processes boggle the fuck outta me. One guy today said to me it's not his job to clean the toilet after a no2 with the toilet brush, it's the cleaners. Twice today now I'm shaking my head at some of the stuff that comes out of their heads. |
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"How u calling me a weirdo, when ur literally on this site like me. It was just a question relax "
If you tap reply and quote people will know who you are replying to
As you are already aware this was a stupid question, possibly down to age, maybe down to to much porn
But a woman can dress how she likes, she could be wearing the shortest shorts a skin tight top, boobs on show, it does not mean she's up for it, it simply means she likes the outfit, she's wearing it for her enjoyment not yours, if you ever find yourself on a nudist beach, they probably aren't up for it either, they simply enjoy being naked
Ignore all the ankle bracelet, pampas grass, upside down pineapple bulls€$t it's all rumour, don't approach randoms in the street unless you want to be shouted out or worse still a slap
To be fair at your age you'd be better off in a pub / regular night club than swinging, I certainly wouldn't have had the emotional maturity for it for about another 15yrs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How u calling me a weirdo, when ur literally on this site like me. It was just a question relax
If you tap reply and quote people will know who you are replying to
As you are already aware this was a stupid question, possibly down to age, maybe down to to much porn
But a woman can dress how she likes, she could be wearing the shortest shorts a skin tight top, boobs on show, it does not mean she's up for it, it simply means she likes the outfit, she's wearing it for her enjoyment not yours, if you ever find yourself on a nudist beach, they probably aren't up for it either, they simply enjoy being naked
Ignore all the ankle bracelet, pampas grass, upside down pineapple bulls€$t it's all rumour, don't approach randoms in the street unless you want to be shouted out or worse still a slap
To be fair at your age you'd be better off in a pub / regular night club than swinging, I certainly wouldn't have had the emotional maturity for it for about another 15yrs"
Thanks for the info will take it on. Yeah it’s just I have an ego and confidence that’s I asked it and now know it’s wrong. One thing is that I’m nearly 20 I don’t see how I won’t be able to participate within having sex with a couple. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey let’s say ur walking on the high street with ur hubby or ur just chilling somewhere. What would be the best thing to say to you to get your number. Without creeping them out.
Approaching a wife when she’s with hubby? Wouldn’t advise it. How would you even know they’re open to it. Sounds like a sure fire way to either creep someone out or get a black eye."
Even a single lady . I never know if she may have someone not present …
I’m very shy n very polite . I can’t approach .
I struggle … |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How u calling me a weirdo, when ur literally on this site like me. It was just a question relax
If you tap reply and quote people will know who you are replying to
As you are already aware this was a stupid question, possibly down to age, maybe down to to much porn
But a woman can dress how she likes, she could be wearing the shortest shorts a skin tight top, boobs on show, it does not mean she's up for it, it simply means she likes the outfit, she's wearing it for her enjoyment not yours, if you ever find yourself on a nudist beach, they probably aren't up for it either, they simply enjoy being naked
Ignore all the ankle bracelet, pampas grass, upside down pineapple bulls€$t it's all rumour, don't approach randoms in the street unless you want to be shouted out or worse still a slap
To be fair at your age you'd be better off in a pub / regular night club than swinging, I certainly wouldn't have had the emotional maturity for it for about another 15yrs"
Agreed! I certainly wouldn’t have had the maturity needed at 19! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mean with the right dressing for example ankle bracelet
She might have nice make up on too, try your luck then "
I was thinking about make a t shirt saying
“ FABS “
U think that would I give it away
Was thinking yellow too with big red letters
To baywatch … hmmmm
Black yellow letter ? Naaa Batman
I know ….
“SBAF “ big white letter in black top . On the front |
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"How u calling me a weirdo, when ur literally on this site like me. It was just a question relax
If you tap reply and quote people will know who you are replying to
As you are already aware this was a stupid question, possibly down to age, maybe down to to much porn
But a woman can dress how she likes, she could be wearing the shortest shorts a skin tight top, boobs on show, it does not mean she's up for it, it simply means she likes the outfit, she's wearing it for her enjoyment not yours, if you ever find yourself on a nudist beach, they probably aren't up for it either, they simply enjoy being naked
Ignore all the ankle bracelet, pampas grass, upside down pineapple bulls€$t it's all rumour, don't approach randoms in the street unless you want to be shouted out or worse still a slap
To be fair at your age you'd be better off in a pub / regular night club than swinging, I certainly wouldn't have had the emotional maturity for it for about another 15yrs
Thanks for the info will take it on. Yeah it’s just I have an ego and confidence that’s I asked it and now know it’s wrong. One thing is that I’m nearly 20 I don’t see how I won’t be able to participate within having sex with a couple."
Because many your age im not saying you act like they are 14 rather than 20 (this post is actually a perfect of example of dick engaging before the brain) people won't want that on a meet,
Don't get me wrong some will some women love younger guys Cougar and Cubs nights at clubs are a perfect example but again sadly for you most swingers clubs are over 21 my local one is over 25 as when they've let those younger in they haven't behaved appropriately |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some people ask such stupid questions on here . "
I like reporters . if she wears geecky glasses and silly clothes the better
Makes me wanna slap her and just duck her to bits
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How u calling me a weirdo, when ur literally on this site like me. It was just a question relax
If you tap reply and quote people will know who you are replying to
As you are already aware this was a stupid question, possibly down to age, maybe down to to much porn
But a woman can dress how she likes, she could be wearing the shortest shorts a skin tight top, boobs on show, it does not mean she's up for it, it simply means she likes the outfit, she's wearing it for her enjoyment not yours, if you ever find yourself on a nudist beach, they probably aren't up for it either, they simply enjoy being naked
Ignore all the ankle bracelet, pampas grass, upside down pineapple bulls€$t it's all rumour, don't approach randoms in the street unless you want to be shouted out or worse still a slap
To be fair at your age you'd be better off in a pub / regular night club than swinging, I certainly wouldn't have had the emotional maturity for it for about another 15yrs
Thanks for the info will take it on. Yeah it’s just I have an ego and confidence that’s I asked it and now know it’s wrong. One thing is that I’m nearly 20 I don’t see how I won’t be able to participate within having sex with a couple.
Because many your age im not saying you act like they are 14 rather than 20 (this post is actually a perfect of example of dick engaging before the brain) people won't want that on a meet,
Don't get me wrong some will some women love younger guys Cougar and Cubs nights at clubs are a perfect example but again sadly for you most swingers clubs are over 21 my local one is over 25 as when they've let those younger in they haven't behaved appropriately "
Oh ok so do you recommend for now just having sex with my university friends and all. It’s just hard as I’ve been bought up around older women - having older friends. Thanks for your advice |
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"How u calling me a weirdo, when ur literally on this site like me. It was just a question relax
If you tap reply and quote people will know who you are replying to
As you are already aware this was a stupid question, possibly down to age, maybe down to to much porn
But a woman can dress how she likes, she could be wearing the shortest shorts a skin tight top, boobs on show, it does not mean she's up for it, it simply means she likes the outfit, she's wearing it for her enjoyment not yours, if you ever find yourself on a nudist beach, they probably aren't up for it either, they simply enjoy being naked
Ignore all the ankle bracelet, pampas grass, upside down pineapple bulls€$t it's all rumour, don't approach randoms in the street unless you want to be shouted out or worse still a slap
To be fair at your age you'd be better off in a pub / regular night club than swinging, I certainly wouldn't have had the emotional maturity for it for about another 15yrs
Thanks for the info will take it on. Yeah it’s just I have an ego and confidence that’s I asked it and now know it’s wrong. One thing is that I’m nearly 20 I don’t see how I won’t be able to participate within having sex with a couple.
Because many your age im not saying you act like they are 14 rather than 20 (this post is actually a perfect of example of dick engaging before the brain) people won't want that on a meet,
Don't get me wrong some will some women love younger guys Cougar and Cubs nights at clubs are a perfect example but again sadly for you most swingers clubs are over 21 my local one is over 25 as when they've let those younger in they haven't behaved appropriately
Oh ok so do you recommend for now just having sex with my university friends and all. It’s just hard as I’ve been bought up around older women - having older friends. Thanks for your advice "
It's not for me to say who you should have sex with, I'm just trying to help set your expectations as single guys have a rough ride here
There's approx 100 single guys for every woman or couple here, that means for every guy to get just 1 meet a year every woman & couple need to meet 2/3 x a week, which just doesn't happen, so many guys are here a year without a meet
Which it's always recommended guys make a big effort with their profile & photos to help them stand out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How u calling me a weirdo, when ur literally on this site like me. It was just a question relax
If you tap reply and quote people will know who you are replying to
As you are already aware this was a stupid question, possibly down to age, maybe down to to much porn
But a woman can dress how she likes, she could be wearing the shortest shorts a skin tight top, boobs on show, it does not mean she's up for it, it simply means she likes the outfit, she's wearing it for her enjoyment not yours, if you ever find yourself on a nudist beach, they probably aren't up for it either, they simply enjoy being naked
Ignore all the ankle bracelet, pampas grass, upside down pineapple bulls€$t it's all rumour, don't approach randoms in the street unless you want to be shouted out or worse still a slap
To be fair at your age you'd be better off in a pub / regular night club than swinging, I certainly wouldn't have had the emotional maturity for it for about another 15yrs
Thanks for the info will take it on. Yeah it’s just I have an ego and confidence that’s I asked it and now know it’s wrong. One thing is that I’m nearly 20 I don’t see how I won’t be able to participate within having sex with a couple.
Because many your age im not saying you act like they are 14 rather than 20 (this post is actually a perfect of example of dick engaging before the brain) people won't want that on a meet,
Don't get me wrong some will some women love younger guys Cougar and Cubs nights at clubs are a perfect example but again sadly for you most swingers clubs are over 21 my local one is over 25 as when they've let those younger in they haven't behaved appropriately
Oh ok so do you recommend for now just having sex with my university friends and all. It’s just hard as I’ve been bought up around older women - having older friends. Thanks for your advice
It's not for me to say who you should have sex with, I'm just trying to help set your expectations as single guys have a rough ride here
There's approx 100 single guys for every woman or couple here, that means for every guy to get just 1 meet a year every woman & couple need to meet 2/3 x a week, which just doesn't happen, so many guys are here a year without a meet
Which it's always recommended guys make a big effort with their profile & photos to help them stand out "
Thanks. Luckily for me sex isn’t really a demand atm. Just focusing on my body. Plus go uni so lots of girls there |
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By (user no longer on site)
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We’re on here so clearly want to meet others but if someone approached my wife in the street they’d be missing a few teeth by the end of their opening gambit. |
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Call up your local hospital, ask for ICU unit and how busy they are as you may well be admitted a few hours later.
Explain to them you are about to ask random couples if you can arrange to fuck the wife.
Maybe they will refer you for a psychiatric consultation.
Good luck. |
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By *edi123Couple
over a year ago
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"Call up your local hospital, ask for ICU unit and how busy they are as you may well be admitted a few hours later.
Explain to them you are about to ask random couples if you can arrange to fuck the wife.
Maybe they will refer you for a psychiatric consultation.
Good luck. "
Awesome answer ???? |
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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago
Wakefield |
If the lady is wearing an anklet with a male symbols either side of a female symbol ? ? ? she is advertising to the world she enjoys sex with more than one man.
If you say hello and comment about liking her anklet you may receive an invitation to a pleasant time.
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"If the lady is wearing an anklet with a male symbols either side of a female symbol ? ? ? she is advertising to the world she enjoys sex with more than one man.
If you say hello and comment about liking her anklet you may receive an invitation to a pleasant time.
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Bah.
I don't mess with ankle brackets of any of that malarkey.
Walking to the school I wear a high vis jacket with this on the back.
FEMALE FAB MEMBER
LOVES RAMDOM FUCKS
STOP ME AND ASK FOR ONE.
NO NUTTERS
Works a treat. |
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"If the lady is wearing an anklet with a male symbols either side of a female symbol ? ? ? she is advertising to the world she enjoys sex with more than one man.
If you say hello and comment about liking her anklet you may receive an invitation to a pleasant time.
Bah.
I don't mess with ankle brackets of any of that malarkey.
Walking to the school I wear a high vis jacket with this on the back.
FEMALE FAB MEMBER
LOVES RAMDOM FUCKS
STOP ME AND ASK FOR ONE.
NO NUTTERS
Works a treat. "
Should read RANDOM, used a cheap printing company |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If the lady is wearing an anklet with a male symbols either side of a female symbol ? ? ? she is advertising to the world she enjoys sex with more than one man.
If you say hello and comment about liking her anklet you may receive an invitation to a pleasant time.
Bah.
I don't mess with ankle brackets of any of that malarkey.
Walking to the school I wear a high vis jacket with this on the back.
FEMALE FAB MEMBER
LOVES RAMDOM FUCKS
STOP ME AND ASK FOR ONE.
NO NUTTERS
Works a treat.
Should read RANDOM, used a cheap printing company "
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Definite tell tale signs! 
Have a nice wank about it. 
But yeah don't do it.