Closer Magazine quote, after laser treatment “my new vagina’s so tight it squeaks when I walk” In our local Yorkshire town a beauty parlour had an A board outside offering vaginal tightening and two guys passing were genuinely heard to say “ There are enough tight cunts in this place already, don’t need any more!” |
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"Closer Magazine quote, after laser treatment “my new vagina’s so tight it squeaks when I walk” In our local Yorkshire town a beauty parlour had an A board outside offering vaginal tightening and two guys passing were genuinely heard to say “ There are enough tight cunts in this place already, don’t need any more!”"
I was laughing more that Lizzie thinks she's got a new vagina |
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By *rNightMan
over a year ago
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"Closer Magazine quote, after laser treatment “my new vagina’s so tight it squeaks when I walk” In our local Yorkshire town a beauty parlour had an A board outside offering vaginal tightening and two guys passing were genuinely heard to say “ There are enough tight cunts in this place already, don’t need any more!”"
Her hubby squeaks a lot too, they must make a right racket together |
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"Closer Magazine quote, after laser treatment “my new vagina’s so tight it squeaks when I walk” In our local Yorkshire town a beauty parlour had an A board outside offering vaginal tightening and two guys passing were genuinely heard to say “ There are enough tight cunts in this place already, don’t need any more!”
I was laughing more that Lizzie thinks she's got a new vagina "
You do make my giggle with your quips  x |
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I’m a member of a London members club and occasionally see her there. Once last year I was dating a woman older then me and approached Liz in a d*unk state asking for relationship advice with older women - she rightfully told me to fuck off whilst at the time I couldn’t see what Insaid wrong  |
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"Closer Magazine quote, after laser treatment “my new vagina’s so tight it squeaks when I walk” In our local Yorkshire town a beauty parlour had an A board outside offering vaginal tightening and two guys passing were genuinely heard to say “ There are enough tight cunts in this place already, don’t need any more!”
I was laughing more that Lizzie thinks she's got a new vagina
You do make my giggle with your quips x "
at least someone else aside from me laughs at my jokes |
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