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over a year ago
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Have you ever had sex with someone who was clueless and they didn’t know what they was doing?
I had sex with a woman who would lie flat down on the bed like an ironing board expect me to fuck her without her spreading her legs and raising them I was like omg you’d think she never had sex before lol. |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
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"Have you ever had sex with someone who was clueless and they didn’t know what they was doing?
I had sex with a woman who would lie flat down on the bed like an ironing board expect me to fuck her without her spreading her legs and raising them I was like omg you’d think she never had sex before lol."
Think of all the fun you can have teaching her new things. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Have you ever had sex with someone who was clueless and they didn’t know what they was doing?
I had sex with a woman who would lie flat down on the bed like an ironing board expect me to fuck her without her spreading her legs and raising them I was like omg you’d think she never had sex before lol.
Think of all the fun you can have teaching her new things."
It’s more fun when the girl is experienced and knows how to fuck you good |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
"Have you ever had sex with someone who was clueless and they didn’t know what they was doing?
I had sex with a woman who would lie flat down on the bed like an ironing board expect me to fuck her without her spreading her legs and raising them I was like omg you’d think she never had sex before lol.
Think of all the fun you can have teaching her new things.
It’s more fun when the girl is experienced and knows how to fuck you good"
So, is this about her or you? 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you ever had sex with someone who was clueless and they didn’t know what they was doing?
I had sex with a woman who would lie flat down on the bed like an ironing board expect me to fuck her without her spreading her legs and raising them I was like omg you’d think she never had sex before lol.
Think of all the fun you can have teaching her new things.
It’s more fun when the girl is experienced and knows how to fuck you good
So, is this about her or you?
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Sex ahoy ale be both having a good time, not one lying there like a dead dog |
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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago
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To be honest it all about fitting together.
one persons crap shagger can be another persons masterclass shagger!
We have all had shitty fucks and all had great fucks!
its not a male or female thing, its a human being thing! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To be honest it all about fitting together.
one persons crap shagger can be another persons masterclass shagger!
We have all had shitty fucks and all had great fucks!
its not a male or female thing, its a human being thing!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe you were the crap shag and she couldnt be arsed.
Maybe so that’s why she asked me to meet again
Course she did mate "
And I’m sure he did, because a shags a shag right?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Maybe you were the crap shag and she couldnt be arsed.
Maybe so that’s why she asked me to meet again
Course she did mate
And I’m sure he did, because a shags a shag right? "
It wasn’t my proudest moment but yes in this case a shag was a shag  |
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"Maybe you were the crap shag and she couldnt be arsed.
Maybe so that’s why she asked me to meet again
Course she did mate
And I’m sure he did, because a shags a shag right? "
Even a bad one. I hope she sees this |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Maybe you were the crap shag and she couldnt be arsed.
Maybe so that’s why she asked me to meet again
Course she did mate
And I’m sure he did, because a shags a shag right?
It wasn’t my proudest moment but yes in this case a shag was a shag "
Do you know sometimes you have thoughts that should stay in your head, yeah, this was one of those times. |
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"And in tonight's news, how to be blocked by half the forum, how not to make friends and influence people and to make it look like you were raised by wolves.
More at ten.
Winston "
I read that twice, only so I could hear it in a "news bulletin" voice in my head the 2nd. I was expecting Huw Edwards but deffo more John Snow. |
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"And in tonight's news, how to be blocked by half the forum, how not to make friends and influence people and to make it look like you were raised by wolves.
More at ten.
Winston
I read that twice, only so I could hear it in a "news bulletin" voice in my head the 2nd. I was expecting Huw Edwards but deffo more John Snow."
Winston |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you ever had sex with someone who was clueless and they didn’t know what they was doing?
I had sex with a woman who would lie flat down on the bed like an ironing board expect me to fuck her without her spreading her legs and raising them I was like omg you’d think she never had sex before lol.
Think of all the fun you can have teaching her new things.
It’s more fun when the girl is experienced and knows how to fuck you good"
Asking for a friend... what would 'fuck you good' involve? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you ever had sex with someone who was clueless and they didn’t know what they was doing?
I had sex with a woman who would lie flat down on the bed like an ironing board expect me to fuck her without her spreading her legs and raising them I was like omg you’d think she never had sex before lol.
Think of all the fun you can have teaching her new things.
It’s more fun when the girl is experienced and knows how to fuck you good
Asking for a friend... what would 'fuck you good' involve? "
2minutes and a grunt? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It’s more fun when the girl is experienced and knows how to fuck you good
Asking for a friend... what would 'fuck you good' involve? "
Basics like bend and raise your legs apparently |
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I often wonder whats to be gained in threads like this.
The author rarely seems to walk away with any kudos or glory.
More often they seem to come across as less than what I imagine to be original intent.
Winston
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Had a guy in recently, and it was on a blisteringly hot day, and after a while, his - erm - ambition was wilting in the heat. Fair dues, it was like a blast-furnace, even with the ceiling fan going flat-out. Knowing that action was needed, hubby jumped in and offered him a silicone cock-ring, with the words: "Try this, it should help". The guy looked at it, with absolutely no idea what it was for!
After a brief explanation, he put it on and all was right with the world. Hubby said afterwards that for a split-second, he thought the guy might have swallowed it, mistaking it for some kind of Viagra! |
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