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"I don’t. If someone is sticking something up my bum they should be prepared for there to be poo.
There normally isn’t, but there might be. "
This 
There's only so much you can do and if it's spontaneous fun you're hardly going to have an enema kit in your pocket so it's what it is....
Flushing out your healthy insides too often might not end very well for your gut health either.
Need to take care and do your research. |
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"I don’t. If someone is sticking something up my bum they should be prepared for there to be poo.
There normally isn’t, but there might be. "
You have a fantastic bottom and I'd happily take the risk,,,,,, anyway,we all adults and we have showers etc xx |
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"Coconut oil
lol i didn't realise coconut oil was a laxative
Lol. Coconut oil is like teflon coating for your cock,,,, nothing sticks in my experience anyway "
lol I was a baby oil fan but you've changed my mind  |
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"Coconut oil
lol i didn't realise coconut oil was a laxative
Lol. Coconut oil is like teflon coating for your cock,,,, nothing sticks in my experience anyway
lol I was a baby oil fan but you've changed my mind "
Baby oil isn't too good for ladies inside so iv read ,hence coconut oil, and it tastes ok too |
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"Coconut oil
lol i didn't realise coconut oil was a laxative
Lol. Coconut oil is like teflon coating for your cock,,,, nothing sticks in my experience anyway
lol I was a baby oil fan but you've changed my mind
Baby oil isn't too good for ladies inside so iv read ,hence coconut oil, and it tastes ok too"
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"Coconut oil
lol i didn't realise coconut oil was a laxative
Lol. Coconut oil is like teflon coating for your cock,,,, nothing sticks in my experience anyway
lol I was a baby oil fan but you've changed my mind
Baby oil isn't too good for ladies inside so iv read ,hence coconut oil, and it tastes ok too"
Some have posted on threads that they can't use Coconut oil either. |
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The simple truth is that you can not ensure there's no accidents 100% of the time.
The best thing to do is make sure you have a good clean out before and have wet wipes on hand should there be any accident. |
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"The simple truth is that you can not ensure there's no accidents 100% of the time.
The best thing to do is make sure you have a good clean out before and have wet wipes on hand should there be any accident. "
Exactly this. Nine times out of ten it's not a problem but it does happen even with preparation. Always best to be ready to deal with it and hope it doesn't. |
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It's a risk you take when you stick it in the shitter!
I usually use a butter knife to scrape around the edges. Bend over, grab some Dettol spray and pray to Jesus. |
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"The simple truth is that you can not ensure there's no accidents 100% of the time.
The best thing to do is make sure you have a good clean out before and have wet wipes on hand should there be any accident. "
This. I am very laissez-faire about these sort of accidents. Clean up and move on.
You can't make an omelette without cracking a fee eggs and all that. |
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"It's a risk you take when you stick it in the shitter!
I usually use a butter knife to scrape around the edges. Bend over, grab some Dettol spray and pray to Jesus. "
Spat my tea!!  |
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"How do you ensure there's no accidents ?"
The way I see it, it’s a hazard of the job hahaha. Yes you can eat right and douche, but there will sometimes still be poo….keeping wipes handy and being able to wash afterwards help with any mess…Which is worth it for the pleasure haha
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"I don’t. If someone is sticking something up my bum they should be prepared for there to be poo.
There normally isn’t, but there might be. "
This is bang on |
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"I don’t. If someone is sticking something up my bum they should be prepared for there to be poo.
There normally isn’t, but there might be. "
Exactly this
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Just do the best you can but accidents happen and as one guy fuxking me literally fixked the shit out of me said, ‘no worries, it’s an occupational hazard, …’. He then proceeded to strip the bed, remade it, positioned me back on it, and then carried on fuxking me as if nothing happened.. what a night..  |
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Met this hot chick years ago when I was working in California.
After several flirtatious dates, finally decided to spend a night together.
Went out for a few drinks, bite to eat and back to the hotel.
We started kissing and before long we were naked and on the bed. I went down on her as I love eating pussy.
Out of nowhere, she just said "Fuck my arse"
Seemed like my birthdays and Christmases all came together.
Got her in position and after a bit of lube play and fingering I slid my cock into her asshole.
Dream ticket... I began with a slow rhythm but she insisted harder and faster, so I obliged.
Literally a minute later there was an almighty eruption. I pulled out and she covered the white sheets with shit everywhere. The smell too was unbearable.
What a way to go lol. That killed the mood after. She went and showed, the room smelt of shit all night and what's worse, didn't have any sheets to lie down on and cover up with.
On top of all of that, she couldn't remember what happened in the morning. Fuuuuuuuuuck me!
I felt sorry for the cleaner
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That anal experience still haunts me to this day but I look back and piss myself laughing |
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over a year ago
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"Coconut oil
lol i didn't realise coconut oil was a laxative
Lol. Coconut oil is like teflon coating for your cock,,,, nothing sticks in my experience anyway
lol I was a baby oil fan but you've changed my mind "
Baby oil? Who uses that for anal nowadays, that went out with the arc. It shouldn't even be used on the body let alone inside it.  |
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It is the risk you take. To over clean isn't good for natural PH and also takes aways the spontaneous enjoyment of it. I would plan to have anal (not a true fan) but in the heat of the moment and at peak enjoyment it can "just happen". |
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"Met this hot chick years ago when I was working in California.
After several flirtatious dates, finally decided to spend a night together.
Went out for a few drinks, bite to eat and back to the hotel.
We started kissing and before long we were naked and on the bed. I went down on her as I love eating pussy.
Out of nowhere, she just said "Fuck my arse"
Seemed like my birthdays and Christmases all came together.
Got her in position and after a bit of lube play and fingering I slid my cock into her asshole.
Dream ticket... I began with a slow rhythm but she insisted harder and faster, so I obliged.
Literally a minute later there was an almighty eruption. I pulled out and she covered the white sheets with shit everywhere. The smell too was unbearable.
What a way to go lol. That killed the mood after. She went and showed, the room smelt of shit all night and what's worse, didn't have any sheets to lie down on and cover up with.
On top of all of that, she couldn't remember what happened in the morning. Fuuuuuuuuuck me!
I felt sorry for the cleaner
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That anal experience still haunts me to this day but I look back and piss myself laughing "
You were obviously the enema |
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Colonic irrigation. Buy a home kit from Amazon and stay near the toilet. Caffeine in the bag works a treat - cool filter coffee though - remember where it’s going, as you don’t want to burn your colon!  |
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