"i look at some people and think...i wish they swung "
Last Xmas Eve, in Tesco getting bargains as they did last-minute price reductions - I was in the greengrocery aisle while my OH was in the chilled section, both of us waiting as the staff were doing the re-pricing....
A gorgeous tall, slim, blue-eyed blonde in her mid-40s came and took a few items from the 'to do' shelves - she was wearing 'fuck me' shoes (platforms, wicked heels), with what appeared to be seamed stockings under a short skirt, with her equally short coat open and a tight red sweater underneath....
She stood right next to me to look at what the guy re-pricing was doing, and I whispered that if she put back what she'd just picked up, he'd be reducing the prices further - she responded with a very sexy smile and a whispered "thank you" in my ear, both of which sent shivers down my spine....
She put the items back, and moved back next to me, standing very close with her arm pressed against my side and mine against hers, then whispered "I've not done this before, good, isn't it?" - didn't know if she meant getting stuff for 10% of the original price, or snuggling up to a stranger in a supermarket!
We both stepped forward a few times to take re-priced items, and then returned to stand close together - until a few minutes later a short older woman appeared and started talking to her, at which point she turned, gave me another sexy smile, said "Bye", and wandered off with what was either her mother, or mother-in-law (I'd noticed she was wearing a wedding ring)....
As I was watching her walking away and admiring the rear view, my OH appeared from the same direction....
Never seen her again, but wonder to this day if she swung - I wish she did! |