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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I saw a forum post on here where somebody asked if a pineapple upside down in a basket/trolley at a supermarket meant the said shopper was swinger-friendly. I also read that an anklet worn on a woman’s left ankle meant she’s open to other men outside of her partner. Do you know any of these to be true? Are there any other unspoken codes myself or other fabbers should know about that might bring luck? Let me know. |
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They are signs to some but to the vast majority of people they just happen to be buying pineapples and carelessly putting them in the trolley and enjoying wearing anklets.
To avoid offence it's better to stick to approaching people in clubs or on swinging sites. That's a definite sign they're at least open to discussion  |
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"They are signs to some but to the vast majority of people they just happen to be buying pineapples and carelessly putting them in the trolley and enjoying wearing anklets.
To avoid offence it's better to stick to approaching people in clubs or on swinging sites. That's a definite sign they're at least open to discussion "
Love your answer and you profile pics, and not a pineapple in sight lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I saw a forum post on here where somebody asked if a pineapple upside down in a basket/trolley at a supermarket meant the said shopper was swinger-friendly. I also read that an anklet worn on a woman’s left ankle meant she’s open to other men outside of her partner. Do you know any of these to be true? Are there any other unspoken codes myself or other fabbers should know about that might bring luck? Let me know."
A pineapple upside down in a trolley or basket is not a sign of a swinger, it is a sign of a well off person who can afford a fresh pineapple.
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"I saw a forum post on here where somebody asked if a pineapple upside down in a basket/trolley at a supermarket meant the said shopper was swinger-friendly. I also read that an anklet worn on a woman’s left ankle meant she’s open to other men outside of her partner. Do you know any of these to be true? Are there any other unspoken codes myself or other fabbers should know about that might bring luck? Let me know.
A pineapple upside down in a trolley or basket is not a sign of a swinger, it is a sign of a well off person who can afford a fresh pineapple.
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"They are signs to some but to the vast majority of people they just happen to be buying pineapples and carelessly putting them in the trolley and enjoying wearing anklets.
To avoid offence it's better to stick to approaching people in clubs or on swinging sites. That's a definite sign they're at least open to discussion
Love your answer and you profile pics, and not a pineapple in sight lol x "
Thank you.
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By (user no longer on site)
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I heard that a pampas grass on the front lawn was the sign of a swinging household before the internet....was amusing until I remembered that my parents had a huge one in front of the house back in the 80s....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would upside down pineapple tins count or is that just carelessness?   "
I’m (S) sure it does, would the same apply to dry pineapple packets (if that’s a thing)? Wouldn’t want to inadvertently give the wrong signals,..or would we lol x |
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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago
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"I heard that a pampas grass on the front lawn was the sign of a swinging household before the internet....was amusing until I remembered that my parents had a huge one in front of the house back in the 80s.... "
Same here! |
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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago
New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies |
"I heard that a pampas grass on the front lawn was the sign of a swinging household before the internet....was amusing until I remembered that my parents had a huge one in front of the house back in the 80s....
Same here!"
and here though am pretty sure my parents were swingers anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I did see on the Wales forum a few years ago that if you tie two empty carrier bags onto your supermarket trolly handle that indicates that you're a swinger. Always keep my eyes open in Tesco but never seen anyone doing that. |
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By *INTONIC300Couple
over a year ago
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"If the supposed secret signs are so secret, how does everyone know about them?
Stop believing everything you read on the Internet; you’ll be saying the Earth is flat next!"
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"If the supposed secret signs are so secret, how does everyone know about them?
Stop believing everything you read on the Internet; you’ll be saying the Earth is flat next!
Gutted so the Earth isn't flat"
The earth isn't flat? I drive past a motorway bridge with a painted message saying it is.....gutted.com
As for swinging code. It's hilarious. It's funny how pineapples in clothing have become fashionable. Wear the clothes upside down.
We have embraced secret signs in the house. A small amount of pampas grass in the bathroom and a pineapple plant upstairs. L wears an anklet....I fold one trouser leg up in aldi and pray every night for rain. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I saw a forum post on here where somebody asked if a pineapple upside down in a basket/trolley at a supermarket meant the said shopper was swinger-friendly. I also read that an anklet worn on a woman’s left ankle meant she’s open to other men outside of her partner. Do you know any of these to be true? Are there any other unspoken codes myself or other fabbers should know about that might bring luck? Let me know.
A pineapple upside down in a trolley or basket is not a sign of a swinger, it is a sign of a well off person who can afford a fresh pineapple.
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there only a £1 hardly a sign of a "well of person" |
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