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Err, cough, Large Labia
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi, I think they are very erotic. Am I alone in liking them? ( nearly typed Licking  ) "
Are we talking John Wayne saddle bags or trimmed beef curtains..........there is a subtle difference! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are we talking John Wayne saddle bags or trimmed beef curtains..........there is a subtle difference!"
Thats some descriptive ability you have there  I would say the saddle bags are very rare however, so trimmed beef curtains it is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are we talking John Wayne saddle bags or trimmed beef curtains..........there is a subtle difference!
Thats some descriptive ability you have there I would say the saddle bags are very rare however, so trimmed beef curtains it is. "
.........saddle bags are not uncommon I have to say! I write poetry too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OMG what are you like pmsl, my very sexy delicate lady bits are NOT like John Waynes saddle bags, even if they are a little on the large side lmfaoooooo  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OMG what are you like pmsl, my very sexy delicate lady bits are NOT like John Waynes saddle bags, even if they are a little on the large side lmfaoooooo "
Its caled having lived darling............John Wayne would be proud! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some of the descriptions are hilarious. :D I knew a woman who could almost tie a bow with them. she hated them and eventually had them removed. I must admit, walking around on a nudist beach she got a lot of very odd looks. |
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By *am123Man
over a year ago
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"Some of the descriptions are hilarious. :D I knew a woman who could almost tie a bow with them. she hated them and eventually had them removed. I must admit, walking around on a nudist beach she got a lot of very odd looks."
wre they dragging in the sand behind her as she walked ? |
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"Some of the descriptions are hilarious. :D I knew a woman who could almost tie a bow with them. she hated them and eventually had them removed. I must admit, walking around on a nudist beach she got a lot of very odd looks. wre they dragging in the sand behind her as she walked ? "
...making a long furrow? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some of the descriptions are hilarious. :D I knew a woman who could almost tie a bow with them. she hated them and eventually had them removed. I must admit, walking around on a nudist beach she got a lot of very odd looks."
Is that the lady who booked into have plastic surgery to have said saddle bages removed and wanted no one to know. When shw awoke from the op she saw two massive bouquets of flowers and her surgeon standing by her bed. She took the surgeon to task and asked who knew of the op as it was supposed to be secret. The surgeon replied saying one fron her and her team as it was what they did with all private patients. The other was from the guy in the burns unit and it was to thank you for his new ears!!  |
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"Some of the descriptions are hilarious. :D I knew a woman who could almost tie a bow with them. she hated them and eventually had them removed. I must admit, walking around on a nudist beach she got a lot of very odd looks.Is that the lady who booked into have plastic surgery to have said saddle bages removed and wanted no one to know. When shw awoke from the op she saw two massive bouquets of flowers and her surgeon standing by her bed. She took the surgeon to task and asked who knew of the op as it was supposed to be secret. The surgeon replied saying one fron her and her team as it was what they did with all private patients. The other was from the guy in the burns unit and it was to thank you for his new ears!! "
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Age old joke: Little Johnny in the bath with grandma, points at her lady garden, "what's that granny?", "that's my hedgehog". Two wweks later, in the bath with his mum, same question, same answer. His reply, " oh, just like nannies, except hers has been run over" Its a cracker! |
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"Some of the descriptions are hilarious. :D I knew a woman who could almost tie a bow with them. she hated them and eventually had them removed. I must admit, walking around on a nudist beach she got a lot of very odd looks."
Was that before or after she had had them removed? |
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"I would just like to say that my former girlfriends looked like it had been battered by a blunt axe her flaps dangled about 2.5inche, but I was so sexy"
You gotta love a nice thick pair of 'mutton flaps' now, haven't you?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i dont have hardly any labia at all 
not sure if thats good or bad but noones ever looked at my muff and run off screaming so im guessing its ok "
It's a good thing. They are definitely the best kind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"larged lippedand proud  "
liz, compared to the woman I'm talking about, you don't have any lips. Hers would hang around 4 cm down before she had the surgery. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My clit stands out further than my lips. T
XXX
and i bet you still get men who cant find it "
lol no, the plus side is they have no excuse not to. T
XXX |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love all sizes lick away boys mmmm no reason any woman any size should be embarrassed Just enjoy the variety
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i dont get embarrassed, they can like it or lump it. 
have seen a few funny willys in my time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So does any ladies out there actually have full large labia!??
It's such as turn on to see they hanging there, they kind of say come here and lick me!!! Mmmm x
Travel the length of the country for the right pair of lips us blokes will ?!!! |
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