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Most delusional status you've seen
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Usually its "Wants to meet for sex now". Some women I am sure do, most men I am sure don't.
You might see "Thank you for last night, you know who you are" but no new verification, which always makes me wonder.
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By *aughtycp1Couple
over a year ago
Leicestershire |
It's usually the new accounts set up by single guys who clearly have no idea about swinging or the lifestyle. No photos. No bio. Yet they expect immediate success. It's sad when people think this site is tinder. It's not. It's a site for swingers. |
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By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago
Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun |
"It's usually the new accounts set up by single guys who clearly have no idea about swinging or the lifestyle. No photos. No bio. Yet they expect immediate success. It's sad when people think this site is tinder. It's not. It's a site for swingers."
They hear that this place is about sex, so they just assume it'll be much easier than tinder as they don't even have to fake a conversation first. |
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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago
Calderdale innit |
"Usually ones that moan they don’t get a reply or haven’t had a meet. When I look at their profile, they perhaps joined within last 2wks!!  "
And usually have no profile text and no pics !or just cocks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love seeing a ranty status, saw one the other day naming someone because he had turned up for a meet and hadn't bought the pizza and packet of cigs she'd asked him to bring  "
I think every meet should turn up with pizza! |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"I love seeing a ranty status, saw one the other day naming someone because he had turned up for a meet and hadn't bought the pizza and packet of cigs she'd asked him to bring
I think every meet should turn up with pizza!"
 not sure what she was more annoyed about tbh, not getting the pizza or the cigs! |
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What makes me laugh is when they have a status up that’s says something like ‘feeling really randy will empty my balls into anything with a hole’
Then you get a message from them saying how sexy you are. Absolutely no interest on their profile towards TV/TS and they’re straight.
Sorry mate I’m not that hole you’re looking for |
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"There's a bloke on my updates keeps posting how desperate he is for sex and how anyone will do.
I don't know why he thinks anyone would be tempted by that ."
Sounds to me like an advert for a diary kept free for his female equivalent to venture forth and nab him lol! |
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"Usually its "Wants to meet for sex now". Some women I am sure do, most men I am sure don't.
You might see "Thank you for last night, you know who you are" but no new verification, which always makes me wonder.
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Not everyone gives them or asks for them
They may have met a few times before and dont verify every time
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"It’s the blokes who look like Mr. Gove who write ‘I’m a Sex God waiting for a Sex Goddess to beg for my dick!’
Palm to forehead and roll head side to side in disbelief! "
I saw a man's profile bio the other day, it said he was exceptional and extremely good looking, looking for an exceptional woman, guarantee any woman would want to meet him again, but unlikely he would want to meet again as he has very high standards and no woman has ever lived up to them! Been on here over a year one close up dick pic, and has had no meets, baffling! |
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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
Those random update statuses that you are some how supposed to understand, but with no context.
Along the lines of "You knew what would happen."
I mean, if they want to send someone a message, then send them a message, don't leave it hanging out there in the ether.
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By * o yWoman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"I love seeing a ranty status, saw one the other day naming someone because he had turned up for a meet and hadn't bought the pizza and packet of cigs she'd asked him to bring "
Pure Class. Lol  |
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"I love seeing a ranty status, saw one the other day naming someone because he had turned up for a meet and hadn't bought the pizza and packet of cigs she'd asked him to bring
I think every meet should turn up with pizza!
not sure what she was more annoyed about tbh, not getting the pizza or the cigs!"
I wonder if she also annoyed, with check out, queue or self service  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Saw the other day from a young single guy something like :
I'm available tonight for one of you lucky ladies. Haven't licked pussy for ages really up for it, so who will it be.
Soo funny.. Surprised he didn't add, "1st cum 1st served"
Either delusional or comical???
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Years ago, I saw someone post something like "wife is taking me back soon, get it while I'm still here"
Multiple times a day for at least six weeks "
Hilarious and weird at the same time
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most delusional status you've seen during your time on Fab.
Some are so hilarious we're not sure if they're being serious or not "
Woman in Doncaster used to type at around 5.40 am some mornings something along lines of: "Need a good fuck before I go to work. My bus is at 6.10. Anyone free?"
Saw a 19 yr old girl from Newcastle (allegedly as the profile said anyway) post: "Get a full month of fucking me if you buy me a car"
I think fab deleted her LOL |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"“We’ve split only male half here now”  "
Ohyeah thats a regular one isn't it.
Although, seen that written at the start of a few mfcouple profiles in the detail blurb, which actually seemed quite an honest approach. To get it out there sooner than later. But then that is if they've recently split & cld get back together. If it turns out he's been single for a while then that's basically having a couple profile deceitfully. |
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By *D835Man
over a year ago
London |
"There are plenty of profiles on here that are just a long list of "Don't wants", they are really annoying, I just skip past them tbh."
Yes too many “don’t wants” but nothing about what they really want |
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"Most delusional status you've seen during your time on Fab.
Some are so hilarious we're not sure if they're being serious or not
Woman in Doncaster used to type at around 5.40 am some mornings something along lines of: "Need a good fuck before I go to work. My bus is at 6.10. Anyone free?"
Saw a 19 yr old girl from Newcastle (allegedly as the profile said anyway) post: "Get a full month of fucking me if you buy me a car"
I think fab deleted her LOL "
Question is: what sort of car was she worth? If she was hot I might have bought her a Ferrari - one of those little radio controlled models - amd claimed my prize! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yup that's another regular..
They write 'I'm deleting my account (sometimes a mini rant)' then forget to clear the status. You then see that 12 or 24 hours later, they're still active. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There are plenty of profiles on here that are just a long list of "Don't wants", they are really annoying, I just skip past them tbh."
God I can't stand them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's usually the new accounts set up by single guys who clearly have no idea about swinging or the lifestyle. No photos. No bio. Yet they expect immediate success. It's sad when people think this site is tinder. It's not. It's a site for swingers."
And new member for 24 hours lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Delusional I'm not sure but terrible when a guy goes on about some negative messages he's received or a rejection and he gets really aggressive about it on his status. Red flag.
Also, people who think it's facebook but then don't want to discuss it. One guy I was talking to put an update about a special girl on fab. When I asked about it, he said that he wanted to be discreet about it and not talk about it! Maybe don't mention it publicly next time!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love seeing a ranty status, saw one the other day naming someone because he had turned up for a meet and hadn't bought the pizza and packet of cigs she'd asked him to bring
I think every meet should turn up with pizza!
not sure what she was more annoyed about tbh, not getting the pizza or the cigs!"
So she was hangry and needed nicotine! Don't anger the beast and then expect sex!!!
Note to myself: ask for food for my next meet and errr I don't smoke anymore... can I ask for shoes instead? Or a handbag? Jewelry?
My meets don't even usually bring condoms! Luckily I do! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love seeing a ranty status, saw one the other day naming someone because he had turned up for a meet and hadn't bought the pizza and packet of cigs she'd asked him to bring "
OMG! Really??? That's just not on, naming and shaming is a big no-no |
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"There are plenty of profiles on here that are just a long list of "Don't wants", they are really annoying, I just skip past them tbh."
Maybe you don't realise it, but the whole point of that long list is that it means certain types of people will skip past them. |
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By *3xDECouple
over a year ago
nottingham |
The repetitive posters.
“At home glory hole, come get your cock sucked!”
Or the “who’s up for some ff/fff/ffm etc fun now?”
Just stick up a meets post ffs. They wouldn’t need to post it at the time if people were actually interested |
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By *aughtycp1Couple
over a year ago
Leicestershire |
"It's usually the new accounts set up by single guys who clearly have no idea about swinging or the lifestyle. No photos. No bio. Yet they expect immediate success. It's sad when people think this site is tinder. It's not. It's a site for swingers.
And new member for 24 hours lol"
Yes always a new account. The same guy sets up an account leaves after a fortnight and repeats the process indefinitely! |
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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago
Brighton |
For us the most delusional statuses (and profiles and forum posts) are from people (in reality almost always single men) who appear to think they can get sex with almost zero effort and the couple/female should just ignore their own preferences or lower their standards and just be grateful!
Swinging really isn’t rocket science.
Rule 1 No effort = No fun.
Rule 2 Don’t be offended if a person doesn’t fancy you (just “man up”).
Rule 3 It isn’t only about what you want, it also matters what the other person/people want so find out!
Rule 4 Be polite and treat people with respect. |
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"Couples who post on their status that they are looking for a meet now with a single guy who has cocaine. "
The other day I saw one offering a fuck in exchange for "snow"...
...."Anyone/Who's got 420?" is quite common... |
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