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over a year ago
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"I’ve had it in a caravan. Not that strange you might think but it was being towed by her parents at the time……"
Under a pier for max. In a pool for chesty |
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In the sea in Cyprus.
At the top of the dune at the back of the beach in Tenby.
Countless fields.
In the shelter on a train station.
On a footbridge.
On the bonnet of my car outside my house.
And probably many more places I've forgotten about |
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On a fire escape at the back of a pub/hotel in the city centre. The rooms back there had a terrible view of a narrow back alley and some wheelie bins, so I can't imagine anyone going out of their way to look out there. They'd ha e seen something altogether different if they did, though.  |
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over a year ago
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"Undertakers viewing room
funny?
Well made us both happy and smiley
Life goes in eh?…."
Sure does and no they never had a body for viewing in there just me a a very sexy undertakers assistant in stockings and suspenders |
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"On a bench outside a busy pub, and against a wall outside Pizza Express. Don’t think Steve has ever cum so quick!
Was Prince Andrew inside?  "
I bet that pair going at it against the front window made him sweat! |
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Pub toilets, nothing knew there but we were out with another couple. She just said “disabled toilets two minutes “. Our pals just burst out laughing. And yes of course I did lol. I actually think she would’ve liked all of us.
Secretary at work walked into the canteen and without a word took my hard and led me into the ladies then sucked and fucked on the loo. She was gorgeous too, wearing full stockings, sissies etc. we fucked every day til the end of the week when she left. I do remember her husband picking her up one day about five minutes after I came in her mouth. I saw her kiss him then wink at me. |
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After putting a blanket down for some outdoor fun. Unbeknown to us we had put it over a Ants nest. It wasn't funny at the time but we laugh about it now. |
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On a rock, on a cliff ledge accessed by a gap between two large rocks leaning against each other. She left a huge wet patch on my shorts which promptly dried in the sun as we finished the rest of the coast line walk. I guess mostly funny because of the latter rather than the location. |
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By *ymster10Man
over a year ago
Ellesmere Port |
I had a wank from a girlfriend, under a blanket while we were having tea and biscuits with her parents and grandparents..
Same girlfriend, we had sex in Reiss changing rooms Cheshire Oaks and the curtain wasn’t the best  |
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It’s a toss up between the log flume at Alton Towers we were alone in our log, she hitched up her skirt, wasn’t wearing underwear, I undid my shorts and we had at it. Apparently we were spotted on one of the cctv cameras and words were had when we disembarked, the poor spotty teenager telling us off was more embarrassed than we were, we couldn’t keep a straight face.
Other was as teenagers we found some hay bales in a field and stripped behind them and were at it like rabbits but had failed to notice we were only about 30 feet from a road, the hedge that we though was just a field boundary was a road and several trucks that went past and could see over the hedge showed their appreciation with a blast from the horn. |
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By *orobinCouple
over a year ago
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Many, but one we often talk about… In a theatre, on a lighting engineer’s platform, fifty feet above the stage where, directly below us, a well known singer songwriter was playing to an audience of 500 people. We came together spectacularly as he strummed his last chord. |
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some very public places...
in the window of a bookshop... had closed the shop, pulled down the shutters but forgotten one window. on a busy shopping street in the city centre. only found out we had been watched because a friend had seen us - with a small crowd
the first weekend i met my ex wife - she was 22, swedish and very pretty, we climbed over a fence into the garden of some offices. I was going down on her, looked up and some asian tourist were filming us through the fence
In a flat I lived in in france, with very narrow streets, I was fucking my gf on the floor and realised the neighbours opposite were on their balcony watching us. when they saw that i spotted them one of them got shy and started to move away, but when they realised we were happy being watched, they both looked on. she was on top of me, with her ass towards the open balcony doors, so they had a really good view of my cock in her pussy. the next day they acted like nothing had happened
same gf, at a house party, fucking in the bathroom, the door was unlocked, someone walked in... ended up with loads of people, like more than 30, some we knew and some we didn't walking in, watching and she walked out with cum all over her face and left it there for a while
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got home fairly late one evening and found a couple fucking on my doorstep - there was a small hedge in my front yard. I let them know I was there, they carried on. I asked to join in and that made them go shy and they stopped... prudes! |
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"I’ve had it in a caravan. Not that strange you might think but it was being towed by her parents at the time……
Sorry to be a party pooper but this is illegal "
Not really enough info to say whether it is illegal!!
The driver would have to know they were in there!! |
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