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"Come on gals whats the craziest things you put up you me I have put cucumbers , Marrows and courgettes , Had warm custard poured up me , What about you x
Forgot your shopping bag? "
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over a year ago
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"Come on gals whats the craziest things you put up you me I have put cucumbers , Marrows and courgettes , Had warm custard poured up me , What about you x
Forgot your shopping bag? "
Superb. |
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By *entDomMan
over a year ago
Paddock Wood, Kent |
"Every time me and my husband do the shopping we always look for the best looking cucumber … lol
I feel
Like everyone around us knows exactly what we are going to do with it … "
I kept passing my mate down every aisle in tescos, managed to sneak a cucumber and vaseline into his trolly, he was shopping with his Mrs. The text he sent was hilarious ?? |
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By *klifeCouple
over a year ago
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"Every time me and my husband do the shopping we always look for the best looking cucumber … lol
I feel
Like everyone around us knows exactly what we are going to do with it …
I kept passing my mate down every aisle in tescos, managed to sneak a cucumber and vaseline into his trolly, he was shopping with his Mrs. The text he sent was hilarious ?? "
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By *klifeCouple
over a year ago
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"Every time me and my husband do the shopping we always look for the best looking cucumber … lol
I feel
Like everyone around us knows exactly what we are going to do with it …
I kept passing my mate down every aisle in tescos, managed to sneak a cucumber and vaseline into his trolly, he was shopping with his Mrs. The text he sent was hilarious ?? "
Omg that’s hilarious…. Wonder if they used it ? |
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"When I was younger … before I had my own dildo I used my hairdrush handle "
Browsing "home made" porn resources suggests that it's not all that uncommon for a hairbrush to be a girl's first best friend.
For some reason I find it INCREDIBLY hot, too. |
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By *klifeCouple
over a year ago
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"When I was younger … before I had my own dildo I used my hairdrush handle
Browsing "home made" porn resources suggests that it's not all that uncommon for a hairbrush to be a girl's first best friend.
For some reason I find it INCREDIBLY hot, too."
I girl on here had a video I watched it a million times … |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on gals whats the craziest things you put up you me I have put cucumbers , Marrows and courgettes , Had warm custard poured up me , What about you x"
Quite a length to go to avoid paying 10p for a plastic bag…  |
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"When I was younger … before I had my own dildo I used my hairdrush handle
Browsing "home made" porn resources suggests that it's not all that uncommon for a hairbrush to be a girl's first best friend.
For some reason I find it INCREDIBLY hot, too.
I girl on here had a video I watched it a million times … "
I imagine I would too, if I had paid membership!
If you ever feel like re-living your youth and getting to know your hairbrush a little better, do let me know. I'd love to see. |
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over a year ago
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"Come on gals whats the craziest things you put up you me I have put cucumbers , Marrows and courgettes , Had warm custard poured up me , What about you x"
mars bar and brandy
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over a year ago
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"Come on gals whats the craziest things you put up you me I have put cucumbers , Marrows and courgettes , Had warm custard poured up me , What about you x"
hard boiled eggs, plus a cock
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"Come on gals whats the craziest things you put up you me I have put cucumbers , Marrows and courgettes , Had warm custard poured up me , What about you xhard boiled eggs, plus a cock"
At the same time? |
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"Cucumber (check my profile hehe), wine bottle neck, brush handle, Deoderant can, doggy dildo  "
Are we supposed to stop scrolling when we find the cucumber? Because I definitely didn't! 
That's an impressive checklist though, I salute you. And also kinda wanna know what a "doggy dildo" is! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once knew a lady who shoved an impressively large bunch of keys and car fobs inside her, but it wasn't in the pursuit of pleasure. At least I don't think it was !...  |
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"I once knew a lady who shoved an impressively large bunch of keys and car fobs inside her, but it wasn't in the pursuit of pleasure. At least I don't think it was !... "
At the start it sounded like the set up for a joke... |
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"Cucumber (check my profile hehe), wine bottle neck, brush handle, Deoderant can, doggy dildo
Are we supposed to stop scrolling when we find the cucumber? Because I definitely didn't!
That's an impressive checklist though, I salute you. And also kinda wanna know what a "doggy dildo" is! "
Exactly what it sounds like a dildo shaped like that animals cock |
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I met a wonderful lady who enjoyed various objects at times ….
Bottles of various sizes & shapes too (Pom bottle )
Bed post knob
Tow bar ball
Pepper mill
Vegetables
a length of heavy chain which she seemed to enjoy quite a lot especially when it was pulled out |
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"I once knew a lady who shoved an impressively large bunch of keys and car fobs inside her, but it wasn't in the pursuit of pleasure. At least I don't think it was !... "
take it unlocked her wild side!! Lol |
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"When I was younger … before I had my own dildo I used my hairdrush handle
Browsing "home made" porn resources suggests that it's not all that uncommon for a hairbrush to be a girl's first best friend.
For some reason I find it INCREDIBLY hot, too."
A relative who went to boarding school said her house confiscated handled brushes. |
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To date we have used
Cucumber
Mini Cucumber
Corn on the cob
Courgette
Bananas skin on
Mars choc ice, messy but so much fun cleaning each other up
Chocolate buttons, again messy but
Strawberries and cream, real cream not the squirty stuff
Food shopping can be great fun lol |
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"To date we have used
Cucumber
Mini Cucumber
Corn on the cob
Courgette
Bananas skin on
Mars choc ice, messy but so much fun cleaning each other up
Chocolate buttons, again messy but
Strawberries and cream, real cream not the squirty stuff
Food shopping can be great fun lol"
Oh forgot Carrots lol |
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"When I was younger … before I had my own dildo I used my hairdrush handle
Browsing "home made" porn resources suggests that it's not all that uncommon for a hairbrush to be a girl's first best friend.
For some reason I find it INCREDIBLY hot, too.
A relative who went to boarding school said her house confiscated handled brushes."
That seems unnecessarily cruel! I feel for her. |
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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago
plymouth/chesterfield |
Ex gf.1 a very ripe banana without skin and yes it broke in side her, also a double chocolate chip cake with cream very tasty, a chilled stella bottle, emptied some into her then drank it out
Ex gf.2 a Ferrero Rocher and yes it took ages to flush out all the chopped Hazel nuts out but again very tasty
Various women usual stuff, large carrots, cucumbers etc
If they want it I'll help them play with it
Warm custard has got a lot of interest, supose it would be like sloppy seconds
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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago
Dorset |
We had a kink about speculums for a while, we got a nice shiney stainless steel one from an online auction site, it was fun to play with seriously restricting her ability to contract inside while orgasming, but my favourite game with it was to insert it and clamp her vagina as wide open as she could cope with, then take her out for drink at a local pub with it in, watching her fidget about trying to find a comfortable position to sit in, on a couple of occasions we would stop at a quiet carpark on the way home to play with it a bit more either giving her a couple of restricted orgasms or finding a stranger to inspect it and remove it one handed while wanking off with the other hand, unfortunately fab deems the photos too rude to publish and removed them anytime we put them up.  |
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By *ack688Man
over a year ago
abruzzo Italy (and UK) |
Not a first hand account of course, but I read a great tale in a ‘today I fucked up’ thread about a woman who decided to try sneering several hard boiled eggs into herself, she used plenty of lube, and got two in ok and then out a third one in an heard a crack and realised the shell had broken on one of them and then had to spend ages trying to retrieve sharp pieces of broken eggshell from herself delicately from one of the last two eggs, and once successful, she found the first egg was so deep inside her she couldn’t push it out and struggled for ages with her fingers trying to dislodge it! |
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I had an encounter with a lady in a hotel room a year or so back, when I ran out of steam she wanted more so I used the TV remote control on her, she loved it
I won't tell you the hotel or room number |
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By *lansmanMan
over a year ago
Sheffield |
"Come on gals whats the craziest things you put up you me I have put cucumbers , Marrows and courgettes , Had warm custard poured up me , What about you x
Quite a length to go to avoid paying 10p for a plastic bag… "
Its a fanny for life ... saving the planet. |
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"Come on gals whats the craziest things you put up you me I have put cucumbers , Marrows and courgettes , Had warm custard poured up me , What about you x
Quite a length to go to avoid paying 10p for a plastic bag…
Its a fanny for life ... saving the planet. "
If it splits you get a new one? |
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"Come on gals whats the craziest things you put up you me I have put cucumbers , Marrows and courgettes , Had warm custard poured up me , What about you x"
Is this sexually. Or had you been shoplifting? |
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"My friend used a picnic bar on his wife and said she loved it at the start then it started to melt and he had to clean up"
I wasn't keen on a Picnic bar, try a Crunchie bar. Very messy so needs to be cleaned up and the honeycomb is amazing to share. |
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Had an FTM fuckbuddy who was into stretch play and fisting, whe had loads of fun seing what we could get up his pussy Watching and feeling him riding my foot, squirting all over it as he came was particularly memorable  |
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"45 Bic pens with a girlfriend. "
Reminds me of a trip to the banana bar.. Where the finale of a "hostess" experience was to squat on the bar in front of you.. Shove a biro up there and sign their name on a beer mat which you took away with you. Quality. |
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