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Host of a bnb said she loves watching porn
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm staying in a bnb with work. The female owner lives in the house and over the last few days hasn't slept due to the heat. We were chatting other day about hearing her going downstairs at silly o'clock. I asked what she was watching? She said below deck iv seen it and some very naughty things happen on their. I said I didn't expect you to watch that sort of stuff lol she then shocked me and said well its just soft porn. I was speechless and instantly turned on. Iv just got in from work and she was watching it again and joked I only watch this and porn but knew you would be home soon. I asked what her favourite sort to watch was and she just got giddy and said I would have to kill you before I tell you that with a bit of a giggle. So what do I do next how else can I approach this. |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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"There’s a stories forum apparently. "
Haha was just thinking that myself ...however if 100% true ..just say your not a big porn watcher hard or soft as you prefer doing than watching remember to give her "that naughty look" as you do ..your welcome |
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"I'm staying in a bnb with work. The female owner lives in the house and over the last few days hasn't slept due to the heat. We were chatting other day about hearing her going downstairs at silly o'clock. I asked what she was watching? She said below deck iv seen it and some very naughty things happen on their. I said I didn't expect you to watch that sort of stuff lol she then shocked me and said well its just soft porn. I was speechless and instantly turned on. Iv just got in from work and she was watching it again and joked I only watch this and porn but knew you would be home soon. I asked what her favourite sort to watch was and she just got giddy and said I would have to kill you before I tell you that with a bit of a giggle. So what do I do next how else can I approach this."
Ask if you can sit and watch some porn with her |
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"Also how much longer are you staying? How awkward if she says no.
That's what I'm thinking here for at least another month "
Hmmm. My sensible head says cool it, things could be difficult if you don't click for any reason. My not so sensible head says you could have a really fun month. |
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"I'm staying in a bnb with work. The female owner lives in the house and over the last few days hasn't slept due to the heat. We were chatting other day about hearing her going downstairs at silly o'clock. I asked what she was watching? She said below deck iv seen it and some very naughty things happen on their. I said I didn't expect you to watch that sort of stuff lol she then shocked me and said well its just soft porn. I was speechless and instantly turned on. Iv just got in from work and she was watching it again and joked I only watch this and porn but knew you would be home soon. I asked what her favourite sort to watch was and she just got giddy and said I would have to kill you before I tell you that with a bit of a giggle. So what do I do next how else can I approach this." cool story bro, cool story.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Update guys so last night I messaged the host and said that I hope my TV isn't too loud. Her reply was it's OK I'm death anyway. So I tried my look and said you won't hear what porn I'm watching then she laughed and said you watching babe Station. Lol I said that's to tame. The chat went on about telling her about reality Kings channel on pornhub. She told me she had looked it up. I go home today but will put more effort in when I'm back on Monday. |
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Below Deck is just a reality TV show based around a charter yacht in various locations depending on the season. Primarily about the crew and a bit about the guests who charter it, but soft porn it isn’t. If you get aroused by the sound of female crew members bitching about each other and the chef throwing a strop, then fill yer boots! |
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By *ase4122Man
over a year ago
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"I'm staying in a bnb with work. The female owner lives in the house and over the last few days hasn't slept due to the heat. We were chatting other day about hearing her going downstairs at silly o'clock. I asked what she was watching? She said below deck iv seen it and some very naughty things happen on their. I said I didn't expect you to watch that sort of stuff lol she then shocked me and said well its just soft porn. I was speechless and instantly turned on. Iv just got in from work and she was watching it again and joked I only watch this and porn but knew you would be home soon. I asked what her favourite sort to watch was and she just got giddy and said I would have to kill you before I tell you that with a bit of a giggle. So what do I do next how else can I approach this."
Is this the plot to confessions of an Airbnb owner |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ohh my god I can't believe what just happened. The owner was in the garden planting some flowers when I got back from having some food at the local pub she came in and said my back is killing now doing that. Don't ask me why but I just blurted out I love massage porn she asked if I'm any good at doing back massages I thought all my Christmas had come at once and stupidly I said iv never had a complaint. She said well I'm going to have a bath and if it still hurts tomorrow do you mind giving my back a rub. Iv agreed and will be hoping and praying her back is in bits tonight and tomorrow until I get back. I hate wishing pain on anybody but iv got a good reason. Any advice from women how they like a back rub would be greatly appreciated. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ohh my god I can't believe what just happened. The owner was in the garden planting some flowers when I got back from having some food at the local pub she came in and said my back is killing now doing that. Don't ask me why but I just blurted out I love massage porn she asked if I'm any good at doing back massages I thought all my Christmas had come at once and stupidly I said iv never had a complaint. She said well I'm going to have a bath and if it still hurts tomorrow do you mind giving my back a rub. Iv agreed and will be hoping and praying her back is in bits tonight and tomorrow until I get back. I hate wishing pain on anybody but iv got a good reason. Any advice from women how they like a back rub would be greatly appreciated. "
Plenty of oils, soft stroking from the spine outwards towards the arms gently slipping across her side boob, work your way down doing that then at the base of the spine start caressing her buttcheeks. Stroke and squeeze her cheeks allowing your thumbs between them. Then onto her legs again letting your thumbs or fingers accidentally rub against her pussy. If you haven’t been kicked off by then you might be in luck .
If that works I want the address hahaha |
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Slightly awkward reading some of the replies and people asking for address… stalky!
I hope you clink though and both have fun. My point of view, if I want a massage from a guy I ask for it, if I want a fuck I ask for it. If you end up worrying if a massage is an invitation you won’t have much connection, too much thinking, just feel and be in the moment. That’s my advise for all it’s worth |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Slightly awkward reading some of the replies and people asking for address… stalky!
I hope you clink though and both have fun. My point of view, if I want a massage from a guy I ask for it, if I want a fuck I ask for it. If you end up worrying if a massage is an invitation you won’t have much connection, too much thinking, just feel and be in the moment. That’s my advise for all it’s worth "
I agree I wouldn't dream of sharing that info but 10/10 for effort lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm staying in a bnb with work. The female owner lives in the house and over the last few days hasn't slept due to the heat. We were chatting other day about hearing her going downstairs at silly o'clock. I asked what she was watching? She said below deck iv seen it and some very naughty things happen on their. I said I didn't expect you to watch that sort of stuff lol she then shocked me and said well its just soft porn. I was speechless and instantly turned on. Iv just got in from work and she was watching it again and joked I only watch this and porn but knew you would be home soon. I asked what her favourite sort to watch was and she just got giddy and said I would have to kill you before I tell you that with a bit of a giggle. So what do I do next how else can I approach this.
Ask if you can sit and watch some porn with her"
This is what I'd do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I finally built up the courage to put it on her and omg just had the most amazing naughty sex ever "
After all that build up, the ending was a let down |
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"Just got in from a few drinks and walk in to find the owner with her door slightly open and clearly watching porn on her phone "
This is the reply that’s done me, sounds like your talking about the video you been watching, lol |
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I do find it interesting how all the guys immediately assume this is all made up, but I guarantee it would be a different story if a woman posted something similar. I'm not saying it definitely happened, but I can't say it didn't either, so I'm not going to be an automatic hater like most of the guys here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a bnb host and have played with 2 different guests, on both occasions they used the same tactics which was I've bought a bottle of wine / Rum, where are the glasses and would you like to join me for a glass or two,the drinks flowed and conversations turned naughty and ended up in the bedroom! |
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"I'm a bnb host and have played with 2 different guests, on both occasions they used the same tactics which was I've bought a bottle of wine / Rum, where are the glasses and would you like to join me for a glass or two,the drinks flowed and conversations turned naughty and ended up in the bedroom!"
Ok I'm gonna need the listing details immediately |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Below Deck is just a reality TV show based around a charter yacht in various locations depending on the season. Primarily about the crew and a bit about the guests who charter it, but soft porn it isn’t. If you get aroused by the sound of female crew members bitching about each other and the chef throwing a strop, then fill yer boots! "
Exactly what I thought! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm a bnb host and have played with 2 different guests, on both occasions they used the same tactics which was I've bought a bottle of wine / Rum, where are the glasses and would you like to join me for a glass or two,the drinks flowed and conversations turned naughty and ended up in the bedroom!"
A wee trip to Poole is now on the cards... |
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"I'm a bnb host and have played with 2 different guests, on both occasions they used the same tactics which was I've bought a bottle of wine / Rum, where are the glasses and would you like to join me for a glass or two,the drinks flowed and conversations turned naughty and ended up in the bedroom!"
I'm a B&B host, and though there have been many guests here who I'd have loved to have played with, no opportunities to do so have yet arisen... |
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"I'm a bnb host and have played with 2 different guests, on both occasions they used the same tactics which was I've bought a bottle of wine / Rum, where are the glasses and would you like to join me for a glass or two,the drinks flowed and conversations turned naughty and ended up in the bedroom!"
Nice! I love Poole and the rest of Dorset. |
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