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It's those lunchtime ponderings again..I've suddenly become concerned for the wellbeing of certain users, should I call the police, send out search parties or seek the advice of a medium?
Yes, it's those poor souls who write to you in complementary monosyllables, "cor", "meet?" and suchlike but before you can respond in Latin verse they are gone..the site software telling us we're unable to respond because they're no longer registered.
Now I've heard it before that these earthlings are timewasting, thrillseekers..but how do we know?
The last time I sought to encounter one in the flesh the lovely "Delores from Derby", I entered her property to discover the swivel chair rotating along its axis with a donkey jacket hung on the back, a sodden, matted carpet and a pile of crumpled tissues..it appeared as though 'Delores' had been at work and suddenly been abducted by aliens, the multiple tissue evidence confirming that they had 'cum in piece', it can be the only logical explanation.
Somewhere in the outer reaches of the Galaxy resides a colony of earththing-like fetishists, gangbangers, cuckolds and fisters, all wandering aimlessly, their brains having been removed...or am I just describing your average single male here?? 
My fellow swingers be alert when your back is turned, for one of us will be the next victim, although an alien abduction is nothing compared to turning your back on naughtynymphos elegant, latex gloved hand!  |
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"I must admit alien abduction is not an excuse I've heard for not turning up for a meet - yet!
*Waits patiently in the corner for influx of messages "
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The last one I encountered tried to tell me the moon was made of cheese! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I must admit alien abduction is not an excuse I've heard for not turning up for a meet - yet!
*Waits patiently in the corner for influx of messages
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The last one I encountered tried to tell me the moon was made of cheese! "
Your telling me it's not?
I thought that's were it came from  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's those lunchtime ponderings again..I've suddenly become concerned for the wellbeing of certain users, should I call the police, send out search parties or seek the advice of a medium?
Yes, it's those poor souls who write to you in complementary monosyllables, "cor", "meet?" and suchlike but before you can respond in Latin verse they are gone..the site software telling us we're unable to respond because they're no longer registered.
Now I've heard it before that these earthlings are timewasting, thrillseekers..but how do we know?
The last time I sought to encounter one in the flesh the lovely "Delores from Derby", I entered her property to discover the swivel chair rotating along its axis with a donkey jacket hung on the back, a sodden, matted carpet and a pile of crumpled tissues..it appeared as though 'Delores' had been at work and suddenly been abducted by aliens, the multiple tissue evidence confirming that they had 'cum in piece', it can be the only logical explanation.
Somewhere in the outer reaches of the Galaxy resides a colony of earththing-like fetishists, gangbangers, cuckolds and fisters, all wandering aimlessly, their brains having been removed...or am I just describing your average single male here??
My fellow swingers be alert when your back is turned, for one of us will be the next victim, although an alien abduction is nothing compared to turning your back on naughtynymphos elegant, latex gloved hand! "
Hmmm you mustn't be getting many messages if you are so worried about the ones who have left.
The reality is people join and leave all the time staying on the site doesn't make anyone genuine and leaving doesn't make them fake.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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haha, this made me chuckle. i always have images of them having a panic attack after d*unk messaging then trying to delete all evidence before the mrs finds out but ur alien theory works just as well |
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"It's those lunchtime ponderings again..I've suddenly become concerned for the wellbeing of certain users, should I call the police, send out search parties or seek the advice of a medium?
Yes, it's those poor souls who write to you in complementary monosyllables, "cor", "meet?" and suchlike but before you can respond in Latin verse they are gone..the site software telling us we're unable to respond because they're no longer registered.
Now I've heard it before that these earthlings are timewasting, thrillseekers..but how do we know?
The last time I sought to encounter one in the flesh the lovely "Delores from Derby", I entered her property to discover the swivel chair rotating along its axis with a donkey jacket hung on the back, a sodden, matted carpet and a pile of crumpled tissues..it appeared as though 'Delores' had been at work and suddenly been abducted by aliens, the multiple tissue evidence confirming that they had 'cum in piece', it can be the only logical explanation.
Somewhere in the outer reaches of the Galaxy resides a colony of earththing-like fetishists, gangbangers, cuckolds and fisters, all wandering aimlessly, their brains having been removed...or am I just describing your average single male here??
My fellow swingers be alert when your back is turned, for one of us will be the next victim, although an alien abduction is nothing compared to turning your back on naughtynymphos elegant, latex gloved hand!
Hmmm you mustn't be getting many messages if you are so worried about the ones who have left.
The reality is people join and leave all the time staying on the site doesn't make anyone genuine and leaving doesn't make them fake. "
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HARK, it is merely concern for my fellow man!
My teeth gnash at the thought of them held captive against their will in some galactic swinging utopia, whilst we have the unbridled joy of a weekend trip to Scunthorpe! |
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"I must admit alien abduction is not an excuse I've heard for not turning up for a meet - yet!
*Waits patiently in the corner for influx of messages
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The last one I encountered tried to tell me the moon was made of cheese!
Your telling me it's not?
I thought that's were it came from "
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An easy mistake to make given the cow once jumped over it, but don't be fooled, the dish actually DID run away with the spoon!  |
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"The reality is people join and leave all the time staying on the site doesn't make anyone genuine and leaving doesn't make them fake. "
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Besides, we've already established it was ET that got 'em!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's those lunchtime ponderings again..I've suddenly become concerned for the wellbeing of certain users, should I call the police, send out search parties or seek the advice of a medium?
Yes, it's those poor souls who write to you in complementary monosyllables, "cor", "meet?" and suchlike but before you can respond in Latin verse they are gone..the site software telling us we're unable to respond because they're no longer registered.
Now I've heard it before that these earthlings are timewasting, thrillseekers..but how do we know?
The last time I sought to encounter one in the flesh the lovely "Delores from Derby", I entered her property to discover the swivel chair rotating along its axis with a donkey jacket hung on the back, a sodden, matted carpet and a pile of crumpled tissues..it appeared as though 'Delores' had been at work and suddenly been abducted by aliens, the multiple tissue evidence confirming that they had 'cum in piece', it can be the only logical explanation.
Somewhere in the outer reaches of the Galaxy resides a colony of earththing-like fetishists, gangbangers, cuckolds and fisters, all wandering aimlessly, their brains having been removed...or am I just describing your average single male here??
My fellow swingers be alert when your back is turned, for one of us will be the next victim, although an alien abduction is nothing compared to turning your back on naughtynymphos elegant, latex gloved hand!
Hmmm you mustn't be getting many messages if you are so worried about the ones who have left.
The reality is people join and leave all the time staying on the site doesn't make anyone genuine and leaving doesn't make them fake.
.
HARK, it is merely concern for my fellow man!
My teeth gnash at the thought of them held captive against their will in some galactic swinging utopia, whilst we have the unbridled joy of a weekend trip to Scunthorpe! "
but even though i agree with you points you have yet to explain why or how they keep poping onto forums and leaving post sorry im a bit tick as i was BORN in scunthorpe
p.s i moved |
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"It's those lunchtime ponderings again..I've suddenly become concerned for the wellbeing of certain users, should I call the police, send out search parties or seek the advice of a medium?
Yes, it's those poor souls who write to you in complementary monosyllables, "cor", "meet?" and suchlike but before you can respond in Latin verse they are gone..the site software telling us we're unable to respond because they're no longer registered.
Now I've heard it before that these earthlings are timewasting, thrillseekers..but how do we know?
The last time I sought to encounter one in the flesh the lovely "Delores from Derby", I entered her property to discover the swivel chair rotating along its axis with a donkey jacket hung on the back, a sodden, matted carpet and a pile of crumpled tissues..it appeared as though 'Delores' had been at work and suddenly been abducted by aliens, the multiple tissue evidence confirming that they had 'cum in piece', it can be the only logical explanation.
Somewhere in the outer reaches of the Galaxy resides a colony of earththing-like fetishists, gangbangers, cuckolds and fisters, all wandering aimlessly, their brains having been removed...or am I just describing your average single male here??
My fellow swingers be alert when your back is turned, for one of us will be the next victim, although an alien abduction is nothing compared to turning your back on naughtynymphos elegant, latex gloved hand!
Hmmm you mustn't be getting many messages if you are so worried about the ones who have left.
The reality is people join and leave all the time staying on the site doesn't make anyone genuine and leaving doesn't make them fake.
.
HARK, it is merely concern for my fellow man!
My teeth gnash at the thought of them held captive against their will in some galactic swinging utopia, whilst we have the unbridled joy of a weekend trip to Scunthorpe! but even though i agree with you points you have yet to explain why or how they keep poping onto forums and leaving post sorry im a bit tick as i was BORN in scunthorpe
p.s i moved"
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Hahaha..some of my best friends are from Scunny! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to worry myself sick
One minute there and the next gone
Now I feel I must'nt mess with things I know nothing of,I may get sucked into the abyss too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I used to worry myself sick
One minute there and the next gone
Now I feel I must'nt mess with things I know nothing of,I may get sucked into the abyss too"
It's true. Messing with the space/time continuum only ever brings pain in its wake. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I used to worry myself sick
One minute there and the next gone
Now I feel I must'nt mess with things I know nothing of,I may get sucked into the abyss too
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Mmmmm...'sucked into the abyss'  "
Don't be tempted! you may never be the same again |
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"I used to worry myself sick
One minute there and the next gone
Now I feel I must'nt mess with things I know nothing of,I may get sucked into the abyss too
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Mmmmm...'sucked into the abyss'
Don't be tempted! you may never be the same again"
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
I can give you some hints for hunting these fabmember abducters. People seem to join here late on a Friday or Saturday night, yet are gone in the morning. So we can surmise the aliens are most active overnight.
I'll bring the nets. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I wonder if they are linked to my timewaster theory? If so Invictus/Funky and that axe may have something to do with it.
Did you notice on the Newbies thread that one of them disappeared within hours of saying hello? |
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"I can give you some hints for hunting these fabmember abducters. People seem to join here late on a Friday or Saturday night, yet are gone in the morning. So we can surmise the aliens are most active overnight.
I'll bring the nets. "
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A cunning plan Wyrdwoman, shall we redezvous at Thruscross reservoir? |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"I can give you some hints for hunting these fabmember abducters. People seem to join here late on a Friday or Saturday night, yet are gone in the morning. So we can surmise the aliens are most active overnight.
I'll bring the nets.
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A cunning plan Wyrdwoman, shall we redezvous at Thruscross reservoir? "
You bring the keyboard so we can talk to them.
Do dee do do dahhhh! |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Did you notice on the Newbies thread that one of them disappeared within hours of saying hello?
Sorry, I was hungry. 
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You managed to devour a whole one? "
You'd be surprised what I can fit in my mouth.  |
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"I can give you some hints for hunting these fabmember abducters. People seem to join here late on a Friday or Saturday night, yet are gone in the morning. So we can surmise the aliens are most active overnight.
I'll bring the nets.
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A cunning plan Wyrdwoman, shall we redezvous at Thruscross reservoir?
You bring the keyboard so we can talk to them.
Do dee do do dahhhh!"
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You sound like a t'lass from Barnsley Wyrd!  |
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"Did you notice on the Newbies thread that one of them disappeared within hours of saying hello?
Sorry, I was hungry.
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You managed to devour a whole one?
You'd be surprised what I can fit in my mouth. "
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It's perhaps time I made my excuses and left |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Did you notice on the Newbies thread that one of them disappeared within hours of saying hello?
Sorry, I was hungry.
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You managed to devour a whole one?
You'd be surprised what I can fit in my mouth.
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It's perhaps time I made my excuses and left "
Don't worry, I only hang around the intros forum for my snacks. |
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