A while ago I was flirting with a lyricist, we had great fun re-writing the lyrics to famous and popular songs, she recently got in touch and so I wrote a revised version of My Favourite Things:
Wax drops on nipples and spanking shaved kittens
Bright red and tender, she's aching n smitten
Hot naked packages all tied up with strings
These are a few of my favourite things
Cream-filled up pussies, she's bent like a pretzel
Spreader bars and dildos, her bod is in sex hell
Wild girls that crave the sex of sordid kings
These are a few of my favourite things
Girls in white knickers with butt plugs in asses
Covered in cum that hangs off of noses and lashes
Silver-white glistening, in thick creamy strings
These are a few of my favorite things
When the bitch bites
Then my hand stings
When I'm feeling bad
I simply remember my filthiest things
And then I just feeeeeel.... so glad...
I wonder what other songs lend themselves to a filthy rewrite, add yours below  |
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