Two lesbian friends told me once that they go to Morrisons (other supermarkets are available) choose a suitably sized black pudding then microwave it (lightly) When it has reached body temperature and inserted they say it is the nearest thing to a real cock they have ever found! |
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"My mrs doesnt like dildo says there to rigid and dont feel real.
Is there any dildos out there that feel like the real thing or close to. "
Some silicone ones are real good... |
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"Two lesbian friends told me once that they go to Morrisons (other supermarkets are available) choose a suitably sized black pudding then microwave it (lightly) When it has reached body temperature and inserted they say it is the nearest thing to a real cock they have ever found!"
Hope it's not served as a tasty snack afterwards  |
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"Some of the silicone ones feel softer.
Best bet is to get to a sex shop as most of them on the shelves have the ability to feel them."
Wise advice!
OP one trick to a comfortable insertable is using a skinny glass dildo sheathed in a squishy sleeve. There are dildos that are made like this, hard spine softer outer, that imitate how real penis feels. One brand is vixen creations - personally I'm too cheap to pay £££ on such a tool  so I can't say if there worth it, some people rave by them though! |
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"Two lesbian friends told me once that they go to Morrisons (other supermarkets are available) choose a suitably sized black pudding then microwave it (lightly) When it has reached body temperature and inserted they say it is the nearest thing to a real cock they have ever found!"
2 Lesbians that love the feel of a cock or even know what it feels like,
Don't seem like a lesbian to me |
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"Two lesbian friends told me once that they go to Morrisons (other supermarkets are available) choose a suitably sized black pudding then microwave it (lightly) When it has reached body temperature and inserted they say it is the nearest thing to a real cock they have ever found!"
Always found that weird, why do lesbians want cock  |
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The Lesbians mentioned didn’t like what was attached to the cock i.e. men, but still liked to be penetrated. Many of us out there turn to our own sex because we have been disappointed by opposite sex partners? |
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"Two lesbian friends told me once that they go to Morrisons (other supermarkets are available) choose a suitably sized black pudding then microwave it (lightly) When it has reached body temperature and inserted they say it is the nearest thing to a real cock they have ever found!"
I bought a huge double ender from there lol  |
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"My mrs doesnt like dildo says there to rigid and dont feel real.
Is there any dildos out there that feel like the real thing or close to. "
Some good ones on Love Honey or even at Pulse or Ann Summers - do not be afraid to ask for advice - we do every time and never been disappointed so far and we have 6 different ones
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