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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What's everyone's worse sexual experience whilst with another couple/male/female
Our was with a 30yr male who talked the talk. Met in a pub chatted came back to apartment, wife got changed in something that shows off her assets. She loves kissing he wasn't that interested, oral he was like a dehydrated dog and just licked. As for the sex well it was a waste of time him putting a condom on for. Within minutes and that is being generous it was over. He thought he was brilliant and made his exit.
After he left toys out and a nice play. We still laugh at it now
What's everyone else's?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's everyone's worse sexual experience whilst with another couple/male/female
Our was with a 30yr male who talked the talk. Met in a pub chatted came back to apartment, wife got changed in something that shows off her assets. She loves kissing he wasn't that interested, oral he was like a dehydrated dog and just licked. As for the sex well it was a waste of time him putting a condom on for. Within minutes and that is being generous it was over. He thought he was brilliant and made his exit.
After he left toys out and a nice play. We still laugh at it now
What's everyone else's??"
. I think it was with the same guy! Other than him my first husband.  |
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Met with a guy for bit of cuckold sissy fun. Sent them to bedroom while I went to loo and as walked into bedroom guy was already leaving. Cuck had helped him remove jeans and he had already cum, barged past and out the door  |
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Mine was a couple who invited me to book a hotel local to theirs. We had a few drinks then moved on to the room. They changed tact. No foreplay or oral. They only wanted me to watch followed by 5mins of anal only. That was it. They left within 15mins.
Husband called a few days later asking if I wanted to meet again and why I did not give a verification.
Told him they were the worst meet I ever had and will certainly not be seeing them again.
The interesting thing is they were both surprised because they said it was the best meet they had ever had ! |
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Someone on here messaged me, made up like they hooked up with people often and was quite forward about meeting up straight away. Got to mine, strangest kisser ever, hardly opened their mouth, then when I went to touch their nob, they freaked out, said they were overwelmed and had never done anything like this before, had only had a couple long relationships. We took a break, talked for a bit and then tried again, the small amount of sex we did manage to have was terrible, mechanical and he seemed so out of his depth. I asked him to play with my pussy cos I thought that might help get him going, he stuck 1 finger in just one time and back out like he was literally poking me then said "have you not got some toys you can play with yourself like?" I don't bring a bloke to mine to lie there playing with toys myself! Out the door, ta-ra. He messaged me after saying he wanted to take me out on a date  |
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Went to a woman’s house and there was old food and dirty clothes everywhere, she undressed and had clearly not washed in a while. I said I wasn’t comfortable with doing anything due to the smell and she called me a faggot |
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"My worst was with an older lady, when I was mid twenties. Started going down on her and all I could smell was fish.
I made my excuses and left"
Yuk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
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I was in bed with a woman whom I'd always thought was really high class.
I was sat between her legs to pull her knickers down and saw that she had the biggest skid marks that I'd seen this side of Formula One.
Couldn't go on after that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Went to a woman’s house and there was old food and dirty clothes everywhere, she undressed and had clearly not washed in a while. I said I wasn’t comfortable with doing anything due to the smell and she called me a faggot "
Wtf!! Badly dislike unkept smelly people ,
Whom stink.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Went to a woman’s house and there was old food and dirty clothes everywhere, she undressed and had clearly not washed in a while. I said I wasn’t comfortable with doing anything due to the smell and she called me a faggot "
Christ. Run, run man and never look back! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was in bed with a woman whom I'd always thought was really high class.
I was sat between her legs to pull her knickers down and saw that she had the biggest skid marks that I'd seen this side of Formula One.
Couldn't go on after that."
Skid row. How can anybody not know they are not clean or smelly! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was in bed with a woman whom I'd always thought was really high class.
I was sat between her legs to pull her knickers down and saw that she had the biggest skid marks that I'd seen this side of Formula One.
Couldn't go on after that."
Loooooool this is the funniest of them all |
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Was seeing this bird down southend way. She was scatty.
This sunday, i got there she was layed on the bed tits out,panties on. I pulled them off," omg" it was all green and wett and runny.
I stood well back,i asked what the fuck is that????
Oh i had a thai green curry last night.
I pull my pants up, and left. |
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"Was seeing this bird down southend way. She was scatty.
This sunday, i got there she was layed on the bed tits out,panties on. I pulled them off," omg" it was all green and wett and runny.
I stood well back,i asked what the fuck is that????
Oh i had a thai green curry last night.
I pull my pants up, and left. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was seeing this bird down southend way. She was scatty.
This sunday, i got there she was layed on the bed tits out,panties on. I pulled them off," omg" it was all green and wett and runny.
I stood well back,i asked what the fuck is that????
Oh i had a thai green curry last night.
I pull my pants up, and left. "
That put me off sex for a good few weeks tbh. |
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Met a dominant man from here a number of times and had amazing times - I had never experienced real spanking
Was really looking forward to the experience and was about to start - when the music playing changed to Harry Seacombe singing climb every mountain
Fits of giggles and I got given a choc ice and went home …. Never got spanked
(If the man concerned reads this ….. stop laughing) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was in bed with a woman whom I'd always thought was really high class.
I was sat between her legs to pull her knickers down and saw that she had the biggest skid marks that I'd seen this side of Formula One.
Couldn't go on after that."
Sorry, I can’t stop laughing. I would have been sick yuck |
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