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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Silly penis hats?
Finally a forum to showcase my hobby 
Do you have a silly penis that need a hat ?"
I already dress my penis up in costumes to woo the ladies but I’m always looking to expand my collection haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There would have to be a penis for their penis head to be mushroom shaped.
It is that shaped "
I don't know I have not got that good eyesight , will have to get the magnifying glass out. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ha ha ha
Oh yes
I have one
Lol
You have One cm you mean and I am being generous.
I’ve got smaller pics "
Omg I don't think I could laugh anymore my sides hurt. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its about time we had an sph thread.
We all could do with a laugh.
Elaborate please?
Smoothed Particle Hydrodynamics"
Can I ask to you intend to make fun of the thread or of the men ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its about time we had an sph thread.
We all could do with a laugh.
Elaborate please?
Smoothed Particle Hydrodynamics
Can I ask to you intend to make fun of the thread or of the men ?
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I was unsure what sph means but i think i got it now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its about time we had an sph thread.
We all could do with a laugh.
Elaborate please? "
It's better to ask a reasonable question then make fun of something you don't know about x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its about time we had an sph thread.
We all could do with a laugh.
Elaborate please?
Smoothed Particle Hydrodynamics
Can I ask to you intend to make fun of the thread or of the men ?
I was unsure what sph means but i think i got it now "
Not everyone does so it's good to ask and learn XXX |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its about time we had an sph thread.
We all could do with a laugh.
Elaborate please?
It's better to ask a reasonable question then make fun of something you don't know about x "
I weren't making fun? I wanted to know what it meant. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its about time we had an sph thread.
We all could do with a laugh.
Elaborate please?
It's better to ask a reasonable question then make fun of something you don't know about x
I weren't making fun? I wanted to know what it meant. "
Small Penis Humiliation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its about time we had an sph thread.
We all could do with a laugh.
Elaborate please?
It's better to ask a reasonable question then make fun of something you don't know about x
I weren't making fun? I wanted to know what it meant.
Small Penis Humiliation "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its about time we had an sph thread.
We all could do with a laugh.
Elaborate please?
It's better to ask a reasonable question then make fun of something you don't know about x
I weren't making fun? I wanted to know what it meant. "
Sorry that was not meant to be targeted at you so sorry please forgive me xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its about time we had an sph thread.
We all could do with a laugh.
Elaborate please?
It's better to ask a reasonable question then make fun of something you don't know about x
I weren't making fun? I wanted to know what it meant.
Sorry that was not meant to be targeted at you so sorry please forgive me xx"
No ofc it's fine just an interesting thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its about time we had an sph thread.
We all could do with a laugh.
Elaborate please?
It's better to ask a reasonable question then make fun of something you don't know about x
I weren't making fun? I wanted to know what it meant.
Sorry that was not meant to be targeted at you so sorry please forgive me xx"
I'd send you a photo but i'm out of age range lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its about time we had an sph thread.
We all could do with a laugh.
Elaborate please?
It's better to ask a reasonable question then make fun of something you don't know about x
I weren't making fun? I wanted to know what it meant.
Sorry that was not meant to be targeted at you so sorry please forgive me xx"
Pictures up. Lets hear your thoughts? |
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My experience was that once I was told I had a small penis (was news to me - been deluded for years) SPH was kinda kinky for me. Im up for anything that keeps the sex ball rolling. Plus I'm a realist. I didn't know but now I do. My penis is small. It's tiny when soft (I ALWAYS knew this) but I hadn't realised how small it is erect. A swinging partner told me one night couple years ago. After feeling the Shame, what totally surprised me was that the humiliation made my small penis Rock Hard. So yeah...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't have small penis but I still like to be humiliated both for small penis and premature ejaculation which I do have. Even done a OnlyFans video with a well known pornstar humiliating me for having small penis |
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By *eff4000Man
over a year ago
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"I don't have small penis but I still like to be humiliated both for small penis and premature ejaculation which I do have. Even done a OnlyFans video with a well known pornstar humiliating me for having small penis "
Which pornstar? Come on don't be shy |
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"Do people find this a turn on though ??
Yes I (female) have been talking to one guy for over 10 years now and it really turns him on x
What do you say to him??"
How small it is so much so that it could never make a woman cum.
Most woman would not be able to tell if its in or not.
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By *eff4000Man
over a year ago
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I used to be really overweight in my youth, it basically meant that I had a tiny dick for my formative years.
I got really in to SPH at the time as it felt nice to watch porn that was specifically about me.
Now that I've lost all the weight I still like it even though my dick isn't tiny anymore lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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"Ha ha ha
Oh yes
I have one
Lol
I have seen your it a teeny tiny itsy bitsy willy. It could never make a woman orgasm. "
I think I qualify for the tiny dick club too! |
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"Ha ha ha
Oh yes
I have one
Lol
I have seen your it a teeny tiny itsy bitsy willy. It could never make a woman orgasm. cute"
It's not cute , cute is something that you want to play with, not something you laugh at. |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"Ha ha ha
Oh yes
I have one
Lol
I have seen your it a teeny tiny itsy bitsy willy. It could never make a woman orgasm. cute
It's not cute , cute is something that you want to play with, not something you laugh at."
What you all think of mine?  |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"My husband …  as to why I love BBC & tell him that  "
We have been exploring this more and more and it’s really grown on me, I love Being honest to hubby love
It even more that it turns him on x |
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"Ha ha ha
Oh yes
I have one
Lol
I have seen your it a teeny tiny itsy bitsy willy. It could never make a woman orgasm. cute
It's not cute , cute is something that you want to play with, not something you laugh at.
What you all think of mine? "
Not a lot go thing I have learnt to zoom in on my phone or I wouldn't have seen it. |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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I don’t have a small one and we are yet to have a meet with a guy bigger than me.
When we do however I would certainly be up for some teasing from him and Mrs about how much bigger his cock is |
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"Ha ha ha
Oh yes
I have one
Lol
I have seen your it a teeny tiny itsy bitsy willy. It could never make a woman orgasm.
I think I qualify for the tiny dick club too!"
With a willy that pathetic you qualify for the substandard tiny dick club it has to grow a few more inches to be a dick.
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I'm 4 inches hard and So VERY tiny when soft. A tiny little nub. It's humiliating. My wife obviously tells me and tells other men she fucks. She likes to feel how much Harder they get in her hand when she tells them her husband has a small dick and she likes to feel how much harder they fuck when mid sex she tells them it's tiny. My mistress even shows them pictures of me before getting fucked |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Ha ha ha
Oh yes
I have one
Lol
I have seen your it a teeny tiny itsy bitsy willy. It could never make a woman orgasm. cute
It's not cute , cute is something that you want to play with, not something you laugh at.
What you all think of mine?
Not a lot go thing I have learnt to zoom in on my phone or I wouldn't have seen it. "
Very true. Thank you |
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"Ha ha ha
Oh yes
I have one
Lol
N your 2" definitely belongs on this thread. Poor K it's a good job L gives her a few orgasms as she would never get one from you. "
Hewitt you 2 inches could never satisfy a woman it's laughable that you even try.
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I occasionally enjoy this kink. But I don't have a really small dick so it never feels too convincing. Need to fuck someone that has only had big dicks so she's really able to humiliate me, that would be fun |
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Love this, I get so turned on when my missus gets into this. Little comments when I'm naked like 'cover that little thing up' get my hard pretty quick, then she'll say things along the line of 'it doesn't get much bigger does it'.
When we play she'll call it Tiny Tim and only wank me with her finger and thumb aor just rub the head. She'll sometimes laugh when she does this and will tell me my fingers are better than my dicklet.
We've not had sex for a while but she loves me playing with my fingers, says everything really. |
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A friend of mine once told me she thought it was “small, really small” which still gives me a buzz every time I see her socially and group chat touches on sex - the knowing look she shoots me…!
Mine is 5 1/2 inches full hard - so average (I think) but being 6’ 4” means there is more expectation so it disappoints. Also has a girlfriend at college who admitted that she had told her girlfriends that it as small for a big man…still see the friends and it gives me a similar buzz! |
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"A friend of mine once told me she thought it was “small, really small” which still gives me a buzz every time I see her socially and group chat touches on sex - the knowing look she shoots me…!
Mine is 5 1/2 inches full hard - so average (I think) but being 6’ 4” means there is more expectation so it disappoints. Also has a girlfriend at college who admitted that she had told her girlfriends that it as small for a big man…still see the friends and it gives me a similar buzz!"
That sounds great. The first time I was told hurt at first, but after a while I loved it. I used to work with the lady who told me and saw her daily, she'd always have a little smirk on her face and knew it embarrassed me. |
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I suppose for me the clues were always there. Since being a teenager and first relationships I loved seeing my partner's playing with (inevitably bigger) didos and vibros. Then I'd find myself getting aroused when they talked about sex with their ex's. Then I'd always get rock hard when they talked about the size of their cocks. Then I'd straight up get them to tell me while we fucked and they would love the effect as it made me rock hard and fuck like a maniac. Inevitably all that led from "tell me about the big cocks you've had" to finding out I was the smallest cock they'd had. Wounding. But also kinda kinky. Then asking if they'd told any of their friends. Getting rock hard upon hearing "yes". Then getting even harder finding out that when swinging they told other men I had a small penis. So finally accepting, embracing and loving SPH |
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"Ha ha ha
Oh yes
I have one
Lol
I have seen your it a teeny tiny itsy bitsy willy. It could never make a woman orgasm. Wow I wish you could say that to me
I think I qualify for the tiny dick club too!
With a willy that pathetic you qualify for the substandard tiny dick club it has to grow a few more inches to be a dick.
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