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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You see a local guy and you're like... hmm, okay, that dick looks suckable. He's within age, not a smoker, can accommodate.... OK, this looks good.
Scrolling through his pictures and his bathroom grouting is atrocious.
Nope.
Might as well have dirty fingernails too, ffs.
Why can't I find anyone nearby that I want to play with? I think I'm probably being too picky aren't I?
Thanks for reading. That's my rant over. |
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By *host63Man
over a year ago
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"You see a local guy and you're like... hmm, okay, that dick looks suckable. He's within age, not a smoker, can accommodate.... OK, this looks good.
Scrolling through his pictures and his bathroom grouting is atrocious.
Nope.
Might as well have dirty fingernails too, ffs.
Why can't I find anyone nearby that I want to play with? I think I'm probably being too picky aren't I?
Thanks for reading. That's my rant over. "
Picky not much? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm the same with the horrors that have all their shampoo and shit around the bath, does my head in...can't people just invest in a bathroom cabinet instead of being lazy and leaving their shit around. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm the same with the horrors that have all their shampoo and shit around the bath, does my head in...can't people just invest in a bathroom cabinet instead of being lazy and leaving their shit around."
Maybe they have them sitting round the bath when they are in the bath but put them in a cabinet when done  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm the same with the horrors that have all their shampoo and shit around the bath, does my head in...can't people just invest in a bathroom cabinet instead of being lazy and leaving their shit around.
Maybe they have them sitting round the bath when they are in the bath but put them in a cabinet when done "
The same people that get every condement out even when they're just having toast.  |
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"You see a local guy and you're like... hmm, okay, that dick looks suckable. He's within age, not a smoker, can accommodate.... OK, this looks good.
Scrolling through his pictures and his bathroom grouting is atrocious.
Nope.
Might as well have dirty fingernails too, ffs.
Why can't I find anyone nearby that I want to play with? I think I'm probably being too picky aren't I?
Thanks for reading. That's my rant over. "
This!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm the same with the horrors that have all their shampoo and shit around the bath, does my head in...can't people just invest in a bathroom cabinet instead of being lazy and leaving their shit around.
Maybe they have them sitting round the bath when they are in the bath but put them in a cabinet when done
The same people that get every condement out even when they're just having toast. "
The might like alot of stuff on their toast |
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"You see a local guy and you're like... hmm, okay, that dick looks suckable. He's within age, not a smoker, can accommodate.... OK, this looks good.
Scrolling through his pictures and his bathroom grouting is atrocious.
Nope.
Might as well have dirty fingernails too, ffs.
Why can't I find anyone nearby that I want to play with? I think I'm probably being too picky aren't I?
Thanks for reading. That's my rant over. "
We’re with you.  x |
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"You see a local guy and you're like... hmm, okay, that dick looks suckable. He's within age, not a smoker, can accommodate.... OK, this looks good.
Scrolling through his pictures and his bathroom grouting is atrocious.
Nope.
Might as well have dirty fingernails too, ffs.
Why can't I find anyone nearby that I want to play with? I think I'm probably being too picky aren't I?
Thanks for reading. That's my rant over. "
Just don’t suck his cock in the bathroom job done |
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I think I'm more in the camp of getting down on your knees in a grubby victorian public toilet and sucking me off, rather than worrying about the quality of grouting...sometimes filthy is half the turn on  |
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