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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I alone in this but does anyone else get turned on seeing cucumbers and other objects filling pussy and arse"
You should get your 5 a day
But don't tell the neighbors because dogs piss on open fruit & baldies,
-Can get caught chucking up rotten chunks-
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Not since the banana fiasco of '17. First time we had ever tried some naughty dildo replacements we used a banana, completely niave to this sort of thing V tried fucking me with it without the skin  , what a mess lol. It got splattered all over my nethers, although it did make for a very healthy & tasty lube  |
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By *kmaleMan
over a year ago
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"Not since the banana fiasco of '17. First time we had ever tried some naughty dildo replacements we used a banana, completely niave to this sort of thing V tried fucking me with it without the skin , what a mess lol. It got splattered all over my nethers, although it did make for a very healthy & tasty lube "
What about a frozen banana |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My hubby has mentioned this on and off for years. One day I woke to find a courgette between my legs. Thought it was odd at first but after a few minutes had me moaning like hell. We even have a vid of it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Definitely shoved a courgette somewhere,
Just add some spiked cuffs for a laugh
What about finding yourself slapping your bum hole with a mini baguette one morning (after a shave) |
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