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tear my profile apart

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

ok guys, if its crap, tell me. I know this is not your usual dating site, but should I make my profile like a dating profile. I'm open minded folks, so hit me.

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

just stalk people - its great

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By *riendly foeWoman over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

If you are not willing to talk about your fetishes online....why mention it?

Could put people off....unless they knew what they were!

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By *reelove1969Couple over a year ago

bristol

seems just fine to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your asking the advice of the 'sub standard women on this site'?

Yes......... I do have a good memory!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your asking the advice of the 'sub standard women on this site'?

Yes......... I do have a good memory!

.....oooohhhh...BUSTED!!lol

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

"Your asking the advice of the 'sub standard women on this site'?

Yes......... I do have a good memory!

pmfsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your asking the advice of the 'sub standard women on this site'?

Yes......... I do have a good memory!

.....oooohhhh...BUSTED!!lol

that didn't take long then did it!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your asking the advice of the 'sub standard women on this site'?

Yes......... I do have a good memory!

Women are brilliant. I knew there was another good reason for being one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your asking the advice of the 'sub standard women on this site'?

Yes......... I do have a good memory!

Women are brilliant. I knew there was another good reason for being one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ok guys, if its crap, tell me. I know this is not your usual dating site, but should I make my profile like a dating profile. I'm open minded folks, so hit me. "

It's bland, why would it stand out from the countless other single male profiles on here?

The bit about fetishes is pointless and in my opinion a little strange.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No safe sex would put a lot off. And if you wont talk about your odd fetishes online I would tend to think that they must be illegal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ok guys, if its crap, tell me. I know this is not your usual dating site, but should I make my profile like a dating profile. I'm open minded folks, so hit me.

It's bland, why would it stand out from the countless other single male profiles on here?

The bit about fetishes is pointless and in my opinion a little strange."

will get on that shit straight away!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You must be thinking now, what a catch!"

I wasn't actually, no.

Overall, it sounds like you're trying very, very hard to be funny and cool and with it (or whatever the current buzzwords are).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ok guys, if its crap, tell me. I know this is not your usual dating site, but should I make my profile like a dating profile. I'm open minded folks, so hit me.

It's bland, why would it stand out from the countless other single male profiles on here?

The bit about fetishes is pointless and in my opinion a little strange.

will get on that shit straight away!!"

It's good that you have changed it (always puzzled when people start these threads and leave the profile unaltered), but as the poster above says it just sounds like you are trying to hard

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

""You must be thinking now, what a catch!"

I wasn't actually, no.

Overall, it sounds like you're trying very, very hard to be funny and cool and with it (or whatever the current buzzwords are)."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thanks for the feedback guys. It's a work in progress then, will get there in the end no doubt!!

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By *coobyroo218Couple over a year ago

Guernsey

Whats with all the (not nice) its in every sentence near enough.

It says not alot about you as its hard to follow.

Just our 2 cents

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah bro he keepin it all real

Aint a nice guy but that's his deal

He'll hit you up with his kinky chat

Maybe even get ya into a lil' spat

He'll hit it and quit it and tap ya booty

But just remeber he aint nice jus a goody.

Yeah, yeah, yeah - watch out, he's comin for you ladies!

[insert a booming bass for more effect!]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah bro he keepin it all real

Aint a nice guy but that's his deal

He'll hit you up with his kinky chat

Maybe even get ya into a lil' spat

He'll hit it and quit it and tap ya booty

But just remeber he aint nice jus a goody.

Yeah, yeah, yeah - watch out, he's comin for you ladies!

[insert a booming bass for more effect!]

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By *ovely CummingsWoman over a year ago

Peaky Nipples

I think it's a great example of how different we all are on here.

Using humor can be a good way of finding people that 'get you', it's sometimes hard for good (not nice) guys to get that across lol

I quite like it and it would make me look more (if you were closer, older & taller lol )

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By *coobyroo218Couple over a year ago

Guernsey

"Yeah bro he keepin it all real

Aint a nice guy but that's his deal

He'll hit you up with his kinky chat

Maybe even get ya into a lil' spat

He'll hit it and quit it and tap ya booty

But just remeber he aint nice jus a goody.

Yeah, yeah, yeah - watch out, he's comin for you ladies!

[insert a booming bass for more effect!]

ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your asking the advice of the 'sub standard women on this site'?

Yes......... I do have a good memory!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's a bit 'try-hard'

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple over a year ago

Bolton

"ok guys, if its crap, tell me. I know this is not your usual dating site, but should I make my profile like a dating profile. I'm open minded folks, so hit me. "

It's not your 'usual' dating site because it's not a dating site! I don't care what hobbies, aspirations, etc people have when looking to have nsa sex with them - it doesn't really matter! Unless their hobby is mass murder or something totally illegal! If we were looking to play with a single guy, we'd bypass your profile. Z

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a bit 'try-hard'"

Yeah I love Bruce Willis profiles ....

if he pisses you off it'll be try hard with a vengeance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ok guys, if its crap, tell me. I know this is not your usual dating site, but should I make my profile like a dating profile. I'm open minded folks, so hit me.

Bollocks I had better remove crochet and train spotting from my profile then !!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple over a year ago

Bolton

"ok guys, if its crap, tell me. I know this is not your usual dating site, but should I make my profile like a dating profile. I'm open minded folks, so hit me.

Bollocks I had better remove crochet and train spotting from my profile then !!

lol-

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ok guys, if its crap, tell me. I know this is not your usual dating site, but should I make my profile like a dating profile. I'm open minded folks, so hit me.

Bollocks I had better remove crochet and train spotting from my profile then !!

lol-

I see your lol and raise you a pmsl

Can you get your palms to touch the floor by the way (always handy for picking up the crochet wool)!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't get it at all, very strange. Maybe it's just me being thick. Sorry.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple over a year ago

Bolton

"ok guys, if its crap, tell me. I know this is not your usual dating site, but should I make my profile like a dating profile. I'm open minded folks, so hit me.

Bollocks I had better remove crochet and train spotting from my profile then !!

lol-

I see your lol and raise you a pmsl

Can you get your palms to touch the floor by the way (always handy for picking up the crochet wool)!!

I can actually! Mind you, can't stand up after! Z

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get it at all, very strange. Maybe it's just me being thick. Sorry."

Didn't you used to be blonde Sue ???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get it at all, very strange. Maybe it's just me being thick. Sorry.

Didn't you used to be blonde Sue ???

I have my moments

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ok guys, if its crap, tell me. I know this is not your usual dating site, but should I make my profile like a dating profile. I'm open minded folks, so hit me.

Bollocks I had better remove crochet and train spotting from my profile then !!

lol-

I see your lol and raise you a pmsl

Can you get your palms to touch the floor by the way (always handy for picking up the crochet wool)!!

I can actually! Mind you, can't stand up after! Z"

A lot of ladies say that after meeting me hehe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a bit 'try-hard'

Yeah I love Bruce Willis profiles ....

if he pisses you off it'll be try hard with a vengeance

Lol