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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Imagine the uproar if a thread said fat woman with a fanny like a mouses ear hole or skinny woman with a wizards sleeve?
Apologies to Gerry for the vulgar use of a rodents orifice  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Imagine the uproar if a thread said fat woman with a fanny like a mouses ear hole or skinny woman with a wizards sleeve?
Apologies to Gerry for the vulgar use of a rodents orifice "
dare ya no i double dare ya |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Imagine the uproar if a thread said fat woman with a fanny like a mouses ear hole or skinny woman with a wizards sleeve?
Apologies to Gerry for the vulgar use of a rodents orifice dare ya no i double dare ya"
If I was back at work I would but this forum is the only thing keeping me sane. I can’t afford a forum ban. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Imagine the uproar if a thread said fat woman with a fanny like a mouses ear hole or skinny woman with a wizards sleeve?
Apologies to Gerry for the vulgar use of a rodents orifice dare ya no i double dare ya
If I was back at work I would but this forum is the only thing keeping me sane. I can’t afford a forum ban."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Imagine the uproar if a thread said fat woman with a fanny like a mouses ear hole or skinny woman with a wizards sleeve?
Apologies to Gerry for the vulgar use of a rodents orifice dare ya no i double dare ya
If I was back at work I would but this forum is the only thing keeping me sane. I can’t afford a forum ban.(chicken)"
damn you emoji gods |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Imagine the uproar if a thread said fat woman with a fanny like a mouses ear hole or skinny woman with a wizards sleeve?
Apologies to Gerry for the vulgar use of a rodents orifice dare ya no i double dare ya
If I was back at work I would but this forum is the only thing keeping me sane. I can’t afford a forum ban.(chicken)damn you emoji gods"
You mother clucker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Imagine the uproar if a thread said fat woman with a fanny like a mouses ear hole or skinny woman with a wizards sleeve?
Apologies to Gerry for the vulgar use of a rodents orifice dare ya no i double dare ya
If I was back at work I would but this forum is the only thing keeping me sane. I can’t afford a forum ban.(chicken)damn you emoji gods
You mother clucker "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why are so many men obsessed with cock size? 
I'm attracted to people of a variety of shapes and sizes ... the shape or size of their genitals is irrelevant. "
some men |
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"Why are so many men obsessed with cock size?
I'm attracted to people of a variety of shapes and sizes ... the shape or size of their genitals is irrelevant. some men "
I don't obsess. If you're at that stage, you've won the lady over anyway  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I order an in-between bod with a large penis and a side of fries please 
No! You’re only allowed one extreme or the other and you must pick now  "
Oh god, choices, choices! Just make it a cheeseburger then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why are so many men obsessed with cock size?
I'm attracted to people of a variety of shapes and sizes ... the shape or size of their genitals is irrelevant. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I order an in-between bod with a large penis and a side of fries please
No! You’re only allowed one extreme or the other and you must pick now
Oh god, choices, choices! Just make it a cheeseburger then "
Dad bods are more likely to have cheeseburgers but less likely to share. Now you’ve got a dilemma |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m somewhere in between. No mans land?!
Think yourself lucky. I think I'm on another planet. "
Haha! Perhaps I used the wrong word on reflection: no woman’s land?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Imagine the uproar if a thread said fat woman with a fanny like a mouses ear hole or skinny woman with a wizards sleeve?
Apologies to Gerry for the vulgar use of a rodents orifice "
Wizards sleeve...lol I haven't heard that in a while |
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"I prefer a decent guy with any size of cock x
Unfortunately decency is subjective, cock size is an absolute (maybe not on fab but in real life anyway).
Cock size is subjective too "
Mine's average, but it smells nice x |
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"Why are so many men obsessed with cock size?
I'm attracted to people of a variety of shapes and sizes ... the shape or size of their genitals is irrelevant. "
I’ve noticed nobody obsesses over the size of their fingers or tongues….. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Disclaimer: I do not have a 6 pack or a 8 inch penis…i smell great, have all my teeth and can get a laugh out of anyone.
Some women want 6 packs and 8 inches, and some don’t…
I love thick curvy women but in the end it’s all about vibes for me x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll opt for plus size dad bod cock size irrelevant!
Cough, cough. 
Don't cough too much people will think you're infected!
I'm as fit as a fiddle.
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Well - more a double bass, but.... "
Oh don't worry I had noticed you were fit  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"I'll opt for plus size dad bod cock size irrelevant!
Cough, cough.
Don't cough too much people will think you're infected!
I'm as fit as a fiddle.
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Well - more a double bass, but....
Oh don't worry I had noticed you were fit "
Smooth talker.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol at all the self proclaimed “great personality” guys rocking up!
That’s also subjective and when someone thinks they are great, they usually aren’t.
Says a man with two penis photos "
Oh jeez don’t be drawing attention to your pics too lol
Hope you’ve got a good personality lol |
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