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By *allnlong OP Man
over a year ago
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My good lady had been bad, she had been playing with a guy at work without inviting me to help!
Any ideas for how to show her that's just not on and also something to teach the guy some etiquette?  |
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A wife finds out her husband is a low-down, philandering cheat. He has a detached garage about 100 feet from the house which he likes to use as a work room, so he has all kinds of work tools [wrenches, vises, saws, nails, etc.] as well as work tables, workbenches, and so on in the building.
One evening, he goes to his work space and after giving him a few minutes, the wife dresses in a sexy outfit and ambles in. The husband, not knowing his wife is on to his outside activities, is pleasantly surprised when she comes over and rubs up against him. She proceeds to sexually tease him until he removes all his clothes. Without warning, she grabs his manhood and tightens a vise around it, then removes the handle of the vise and throws it aside.
"You no-good cheat," she hisses, picking up a hacksaw. "I can't believe you've been banging all those floozies." She brings her hand with the hacksaw in it to within an inch of his reproductive organ.
The terrified husband looks at her and whimpers, "You're not going to cut it off, are you?!"
The wife picks up two cans of gasoline and a book of matches. She hands him the hacksaw as she walks towards the door. "No," she says. "You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire." |
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"A wife finds out her husband is a low-down, philandering cheat. He has a detached garage about 100 feet from the house which he likes to use as a work room, so he has all kinds of work tools [wrenches, vises, saws, nails, etc.] as well as work tables, workbenches, and so on in the building.
One evening, he goes to his work space and after giving him a few minutes, the wife dresses in a sexy outfit and ambles in. The husband, not knowing his wife is on to his outside activities, is pleasantly surprised when she comes over and rubs up against him. She proceeds to sexually tease him until he removes all his clothes. Without warning, she grabs his manhood and tightens a vise around it, then removes the handle of the vise and throws it aside.
"You no-good cheat," she hisses, picking up a hacksaw. "I can't believe you've been banging all those floozies." She brings her hand with the hacksaw in it to within an inch of his reproductive organ.
The terrified husband looks at her and whimpers, "You're not going to cut it off, are you?!"
The wife picks up two cans of gasoline and a book of matches. She hands him the hacksaw as she walks towards the door. "No," she says. "You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire.""
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"so the OP has to stick his mrs pussy in a vice???  "
No, I was implying that she could use the same tactic in letting her 'hang herself' by arranging a situation where she slips up but upon consideration, the pussy in the vice idea might work... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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years ago my mate wsas cheating on his girkl friend. she found out and went out got him very d*unk, put pepper behind his foreskin and glued it up, and walked out, the cow took his dog,lol |
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By *allnlong OP Man
over a year ago
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I am thinking of getting her to wear exactly what I tell her to wear, for the same number of days as she kept him to herself.
Or get her to have a web cam session until she has earned enough tips to make it up to me. |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
In a crisp poke on the A814 |
"A wife finds out her husband is a low-down, philandering cheat. He has a detached garage about 100 feet from the house which he likes to use as a work room, so he has all kinds of work tools [wrenches, vises, saws, nails, etc.] as well as work tables, workbenches, and so on in the building.
One evening, he goes to his work space and after giving him a few minutes, the wife dresses in a sexy outfit and ambles in. The husband, not knowing his wife is on to his outside activities, is pleasantly surprised when she comes over and rubs up against him. She proceeds to sexually tease him until he removes all his clothes. Without warning, she grabs his manhood and tightens a vise around it, then removes the handle of the vise and throws it aside.
"You no-good cheat," she hisses, picking up a hacksaw. "I can't believe you've been banging all those floozies." She brings her hand with the hacksaw in it to within an inch of his reproductive organ.
The terrified husband looks at her and whimpers, "You're not going to cut it off, are you?!"
The wife picks up two cans of gasoline and a book of matches. She hands him the hacksaw as she walks towards the door. "No," she says. "You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire.""
Im taking this as the joke it was intended....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It all depends on whether you both have an agreement to play with others so long as you both tell each other doesn't it as to the punishment for not saying |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks all, but just to be clear I am looking for something playful and in the spirit of swinging here. Not death or maming! "
 did it turn you knowing she'd been fucked by the other guy ?
are you jealous of him ?
if answers are YES and NO then invite him to have 3 some --- simples |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The more I think about it, the more I think a FFM threesome would teach her. She is not at all bi, so will hate it. lol"
Reading between lines dnt think Mrs is bothered, she getting her fun. |
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