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By *agpussies OP Couple
over a year ago
Bromsgrove |
Imagine if the male profiles on here were like 98% or more of the single females on here, would be something like this -
**RULES**
I'M NOT YOUR 'HUN' OR 'BABE'
I DON'T LICK PUSSY ON THE FIRST DATE IM NOT A SLAG
NO I DON'T WANT TO FEEL YOUR TITS NO MATTER HOW BIG THEY ARE
ONLY INTERESTED IN BLACK BBP
ONLY FACE PICS ALLOWED
I ONLY WANT TO CHAT ABOUT ME
NO SEX TALK YOU PERVERTS
NO BI WOMEN ONLY FULLY STRAIGHT
I DON'T PHONE OR SKYPE OR KIK OR EMAIL
IF YOU SEND ME A PIC OF YOUR PUSSY OR TITS I'LL BLOCK YOU
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY PROFILE?
I NEVER REPLY TO MESSAGES OR SEND ANY BY MYSELF
I DON'T GIVE THE TIME OF DAY.
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"Imagine if the male profiles on here were like 98% or more of the single females on here, would be something like this -
**RULES**
I'M NOT YOUR 'HUN' OR 'BABE'
I DON'T LICK PUSSY ON THE FIRST DATE IM NOT A SLAG
NO I DON'T WANT TO FEEL YOUR TITS NO MATTER HOW BIG THEY ARE
ONLY INTERESTED IN BLACK BBP
ONLY FACE PICS ALLOWED
I ONLY WANT TO CHAT ABOUT ME
NO SEX TALK YOU PERVERTS
NO BI WOMEN ONLY FULLY STRAIGHT
I DON'T PHONE OR SKYPE OR KIK OR EMAIL
IF YOU SEND ME A PIC OF YOUR PUSSY OR TITS I'LL BLOCK YOU
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY PROFILE?
I NEVER REPLY TO MESSAGES OR SEND ANY BY MYSELF
I DON'T GIVE THE TIME OF DAY.
Hope I gave you a laugh, feel free to add your own."
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