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What's your worst meet?
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Go on then, for a bit of fun. Was listening to bedhoppers podcast the other day describing a disaster meet and couldn't help but wonder what other experiences people have gone through. No names or dates obviously but tell us what horror stories you've got of meets gone wrong!
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over a year ago
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Met a single guy for a drink and chat at our house. All seemed good got on really well until Mr went to the loo. He pinned Mrs A down and forced a kiss on her! I can back in the room and got him off and kicked him out immediately. I walked back in to find Mrs A crying so i walked out to his car to find him trying to block us on fab! Opened his car window and gave him a good right hook. Not seen him on the site since bit I'm sure he's on here somewhere with a new account  |
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Oh my goodness. That is truly awful. Mrs A has done well to come back from that and keep enjoying the lifestyle.
This story is the same reason we never do first meets at ours now, people like this are out there!
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Guy gave the wrong house number (gave his neighbour’s) then came running out as I walked up the path getting all weird as if it was my fault.
Photos turned out to be VERY out of date to the point of not being recognisable. Immediately got in his knees and went grabbing for my cock despite the already weird and tense atmosphere.
A very quick “yeah, sorry, not really feeling this” followed by a sharp exit. |
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I went for a social meet with a guy who was definitely nearer 65 than the 45 he claimed to be.
He grabbed me so hard when I went to leave, having declined going to his hotel, that I was left with bruises and the bar staff intervened and walked me to a taxi.
I’m much less polite now with meets. |
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By *akie32Man
over a year ago
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we met a nice couple, i was with a now ex gf at the time, we split up in no way relaited to this.
the other couples lady had no idea it was a meet, just thought he had invited some friends round for dinner, anyway he tried it on with my gf, fine with me, but his gf freaked out, she dumped him there and then, and we left.
Funny thing was she became a regulare play mate of ours for a while after  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They put something in my drink, thankfully my husband noticed something was wrong and got me out of there "
Oh my goodness, well done hubby and so glad whatever you were given didn't cause serious problems for you.
Mr NBVN is very observant too and I often worry that he is not relaxed enough but he is just protecting me.
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sounds rather tame compared to some of the stories shared, some of which are truly awful and show you careful we need to be in this lifestyle.
But anyway, guy came round as agreed, I was sucking him off, he was clearly enjoying it but randomly push my face really hard to get me away from. He left without saying a word and blocked me immediately. Might not sound like much but was very bizarre and left me with a very weird feeling |
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We met a couple in a pub in Norfolk as a first meet. Once they found out that I used to live in Essex (born and bred  ) They then spent the rest of the meet telling us how dirty Essex was and how they never stopped in Essex if they could avoid it as it was full of pikeys and theives and how lucky we were that we now lived in Norfolk.
After having pissed me off totally by the time last orders was called we left.
The bloke had worked out where we lived from the conversation though and turned up at our house unannounced when we were both at work and our daughter was at home. Needless to say that I wasn't very pleasant in my phone call to him (I was fucking fuming) when I found out. My wife was concerned about what he may have said to our daughter, luckily he'd said that he knew me from working with me in the past and was in the area so he thought he'd look me up.
Strangely enough, we didn't hear from them again lol |
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over a year ago
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Used to be a couple on here with an ex a few years ago, always played in the same room, went to a couples house but i wasnt fond of the guy and the mrs asked my guy to help her with drinks they were gone ages and the husband tried to get my jeans of i told him no but he was getting quite persistent saying his mrs and my guy were at it, when my guy came back i could tell they had and he seen me in tears i upped and left, we had always said same room or nothing, he became my ex |
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over a year ago
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Back when I was less familiar with fab I met a guy at a social event, exchanged messages for a couple of weeks, his profile has some cracking veris on it so I bit the bullet and arranged to go to his. I arrived all dressed up, we got down to business and he lasted all of 5 minutes before he'd finished, he then had the audacity to ask me to leave as he wanted to watch the football. Needless to say I'm a lot more choosy now. |
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over a year ago
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"Back when I was less familiar with fab I met a guy at a social event, exchanged messages for a couple of weeks, his profile has some cracking veris on it so I bit the bullet and arranged to go to his. I arrived all dressed up, we got down to business and he lasted all of 5 minutes before he'd finished, he then had the audacity to ask me to leave as he wanted to watch the football. Needless to say I'm a lot more choosy now. "
I met a guy last year in his hotel thinking it was gonna be a long one, he shot his load then said good i can go catch the guys in the pub for the football  a was home in less than an hour lol |
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over a year ago
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Went along to a couples house who were allegedly looking for a Bull for a cuckold relationship
Walked in on what was a massive domestic between couple and their 30+ son.
He went for me with a kitchen knife, I got cut but managed to disarm him. However, mum and dad accused me of hurting their son so they ploughed in too
Visit to hospital and 15 sutures later I left for home.
Kinda embarrassed when questioned by police as to what happened.
Now I’m very vigilant about who I meet and where. |
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"Met a single guy for a drink and chat at our house. All seemed good got on really well until Mr went to the loo. He pinned Mrs A down and forced a kiss on her! I can back in the room and got him off and kicked him out immediately. I walked back in to find Mrs A crying so i walked out to his car to find him trying to block us on fab! Opened his car window and gave him a good right hook. Not seen him on the site since bit I'm sure he's on here somewhere with a new account "
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"Back when I was less familiar with fab I met a guy at a social event, exchanged messages for a couple of weeks, his profile has some cracking veris on it so I bit the bullet and arranged to go to his. I arrived all dressed up, we got down to business and he lasted all of 5 minutes before he'd finished, he then had the audacity to ask me to leave as he wanted to watch the football. Needless to say I'm a lot more choosy now.
I met a guy last year in his hotel thinking it was gonna be a long one, he shot his load then said good i can go catch the guys in the pub for the football a was home in less than an hour lol"
A third here to that! Guy came within first 5 minutes. Very unexpected and awkward, we didn't really know what to do. What's worse is he didn't say anything and barely made any noise. Just came and fell silent. |
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By *enatton2Couple
over a year ago
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The worst we had was just a lack of chemistry issue. We started off, same room all together. Then kind of paired off, at this point I began to notice the fem was just not into me like that and it started to feel like we’d been married 40 years lol. On the other hand, he and Tani were having a very noisy and energetic time in and around the flat. So much so, the girl and me just watched and chatted lol.
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"Back when I was less familiar with fab I met a guy at a social event, exchanged messages for a couple of weeks, his profile has some cracking veris on it so I bit the bullet and arranged to go to his. I arrived all dressed up, we got down to business and he lasted all of 5 minutes before he'd finished, he then had the audacity to ask me to leave as he wanted to watch the football. Needless to say I'm a lot more choosy now.
I met a guy last year in his hotel thinking it was gonna be a long one, he shot his load then said good i can go catch the guys in the pub for the football a was home in less than an hour lol
A third here to that! Guy came within first 5 minutes. Very unexpected and awkward, we didn't really know what to do. What's worse is he didn't say anything and barely made any noise. Just came and fell silent. "
I have been told i fuck for to long by one woman i met years ago on here as a single. So you cant please every woman as they are all different same as the guys. John |
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over a year ago
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I’ve got a few, lowlights are:
The couple I met and the guy really wanted me to be with his wife but then during the get to know you part in the hotel bar, he drank too much and became verbally abusive to both of us. She calmed him and he still wanted us all to get it on, we went up to my room and he insisted on smoking (in the no smoking room) and then as we started getting it on, he fell fast asleep d*unk, whereupon she asked if she could move in with me and promised she’d do anything I wanted, forever! This was a first meet.
While not bad, just strange, there was the couple who during the meet and greet, he must have told me that there better be “no gay stuff” 20 times. So then, we’re going at it, and towards the end, he said he wants to do her missionary while she blows me and I finish on her face. Of course I’m happy to oblige and when I came on her face, he licked up my cum as he came himself!!!! Strange people out there.
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over a year ago
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Sorry, one more. I’ve been with a FWB for a while having a great time. She was always curious about going to a club just to see it live, so in advance of going, we had rules which basically were you’re (she) is in charge. Meaning I’m not asking her to do anything she doesn’t want to and neither can anyone else.
I did my research and we found a nice couples only club. Long and short of it is she hooked up and had sex with a couple and while playing, encouraged me to have sex with the lady which of course I was happy to oblige.
Next day she called me in tears because she felt pressured, admittedly by herself, to have sex with the other couple because she decided that I’d want to hook up with the other lady! So in essence, she created an entire scenario in her head and blamed me!
At the same club, there was another couple who wanted me to hook up with the lady. She didn’t want to use protection and was no way I would do that. He became very belligerent and tried to physically push me onto the bed to get it on with her! (She was young and very cute but there was no way I’d do that) |
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I think one tried to drug me with an open bottle of p(can't say the word) in the room. Though I have no proof, other than on entering the room I started to feel very odd, ears ringing, swimmy head, and a funny kinda non - smell but my nose was feeling something in the air. It was very hard fighting the very weird feeling and left as soon as I could. Scared the crap out of me.  |
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"I’ve got a few, lowlights are:
The couple I met and the guy really wanted me to be with his wife but then during the get to know you part in the hotel bar, he drank too much and became verbally abusive to both of us. She calmed him and he still wanted us all to get it on, we went up to my room and he insisted on smoking (in the no smoking room) and then as we started getting it on, he fell fast asleep d*unk, whereupon she asked if she could move in with me and promised she’d do anything I wanted, forever! This was a first meet.
While not bad, just strange, there was the couple who during the meet and greet, he must have told me that there better be “no gay stuff” 20 times. So then, we’re going at it, and towards the end, he said he wants to do her missionary while she blows me and I finish on her face. Of course I’m happy to oblige and when I came on her face, he licked up my cum as he came himself!!!! Strange people out there.
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Ah yes, the old "I'm not bi, honest!" and then they want a little touch or a look or a lick... I'm free and easy and don't get why some guys get so angry with themselves about it!
D*unk people are the worst. We will call off meets if the other party are d*unk. Not comfortable, likewise drugs are an absolute no |
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"Attack of nerves on my part (returning to fab), condom wouldn't go on, hence no standing to attention. Cuddles and kisses instead, but for some reason, it was inactive  "
Hey, performance anxiety is a thing. Some of us have been there buddy. No shame in it. Sounds like you managed to have a nice time anyway x |
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"I think one tried to drug me with an open bottle of p(can't say the word) in the room. Though I have no proof, other than on entering the room I started to feel very odd, ears ringing, swimmy head, and a funny kinda non - smell but my nose was feeling something in the air. It was very hard fighting the very weird feeling and left as soon as I could. Scared the crap out of me. "
P as in the stuff that’s often sold as ‘room odouriser’?
If so, and if it helps reassure you after what sounds like a frightening experience, it’s not a substance that I’ve ever heard of being used to ‘drug’ people in that sense. It’s effects are so short lived and not dissociative, so it tends to only be used by people who want to use it. |
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A single man came to mine. We went upstairs and got it on leaving the dog shut downstairs. As we stopped for a break I went to get drinks and he told me to let the dog up as he wanted to say hello. Fair enough I thought as he's a dog lover. I got back into bed and the bloke got amorous again. The dog was barking and getting in the way so I wanted to stop and shut the dog out. Bloke was adamant that the dog was fine and to leave him. I finally got my way and got rid of dog and carried on.
Afterward the bloke was telling me how he wanted to see if the dog would get involved and lick me and how i would react. He also told me he had a boxer with a very large tongue. Needless to say I got him out quick sharp and blocked him after that. |
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"Attack of nerves on my part (returning to fab), condom wouldn't go on, hence no standing to attention. Cuddles and kisses instead, but for some reason, it was inactive
Hey, performance anxiety is a thing. Some of us have been there buddy. No shame in it. Sounds like you managed to have a nice time anyway x"
Yes. It was a lovely way to spend a few hours |
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"A single man came to mine. We went upstairs and got it on leaving the dog shut downstairs. As we stopped for a break I went to get drinks and he told me to let the dog up as he wanted to say hello. Fair enough I thought as he's a dog lover. I got back into bed and the bloke got amorous again. The dog was barking and getting in the way so I wanted to stop and shut the dog out. Bloke was adamant that the dog was fine and to leave him. I finally got my way and got rid of dog and carried on.
Afterward the bloke was telling me how he wanted to see if the dog would get involved and lick me and how i would react. He also told me he had a boxer with a very large tongue. Needless to say I got him out quick sharp and blocked him after that. "
Oh...  |
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"A single man came to mine. We went upstairs and got it on leaving the dog shut downstairs. As we stopped for a break I went to get drinks and he told me to let the dog up as he wanted to say hello. Fair enough I thought as he's a dog lover. I got back into bed and the bloke got amorous again. The dog was barking and getting in the way so I wanted to stop and shut the dog out. Bloke was adamant that the dog was fine and to leave him. I finally got my way and got rid of dog and carried on.
Afterward the bloke was telling me how he wanted to see if the dog would get involved and lick me and how i would react. He also told me he had a boxer with a very large tongue. Needless to say I got him out quick sharp and blocked him after that. "
Oh my goodness! |
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"A single man came to mine. We went upstairs and got it on leaving the dog shut downstairs. As we stopped for a break I went to get drinks and he told me to let the dog up as he wanted to say hello. Fair enough I thought as he's a dog lover. I got back into bed and the bloke got amorous again. The dog was barking and getting in the way so I wanted to stop and shut the dog out. Bloke was adamant that the dog was fine and to leave him. I finally got my way and got rid of dog and carried on.
Afterward the bloke was telling me how he wanted to see if the dog would get involved and lick me and how i would react. He also told me he had a boxer with a very large tongue. Needless to say I got him out quick sharp and blocked him after that.
Oh... "
Yeah no more words really |
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"A single man came to mine. We went upstairs and got it on leaving the dog shut downstairs. As we stopped for a break I went to get drinks and he told me to let the dog up as he wanted to say hello. Fair enough I thought as he's a dog lover. I got back into bed and the bloke got amorous again. The dog was barking and getting in the way so I wanted to stop and shut the dog out. Bloke was adamant that the dog was fine and to leave him. I finally got my way and got rid of dog and carried on.
Afterward the bloke was telling me how he wanted to see if the dog would get involved and lick me and how i would react. He also told me he had a boxer with a very large tongue. Needless to say I got him out quick sharp and blocked him after that.
Oh my goodness! "
That's a lot more polite than I was thinking. |
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"A single man came to mine. We went upstairs and got it on leaving the dog shut downstairs. As we stopped for a break I went to get drinks and he told me to let the dog up as he wanted to say hello. Fair enough I thought as he's a dog lover. I got back into bed and the bloke got amorous again. The dog was barking and getting in the way so I wanted to stop and shut the dog out. Bloke was adamant that the dog was fine and to leave him. I finally got my way and got rid of dog and carried on.
Afterward the bloke was telling me how he wanted to see if the dog would get involved and lick me and how i would react. He also told me he had a boxer with a very large tongue. Needless to say I got him out quick sharp and blocked him after that.
Oh...
Yeah no more words really "
I mean, WTF! Just makes us single guys look like nobheads x |
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"I think one tried to drug me with an open bottle of p(can't say the word) in the room. Though I have no proof, other than on entering the room I started to feel very odd, ears ringing, swimmy head, and a funny kinda non - smell but my nose was feeling something in the air. It was very hard fighting the very weird feeling and left as soon as I could. Scared the crap out of me.
P as in the stuff that’s often sold as ‘room odouriser’?
If so, and if it helps reassure you after what sounds like a frightening experience, it’s not a substance that I’ve ever heard of being used to ‘drug’ people in that sense. It’s effects are so short lived and not dissociative, so it tends to only be used by people who want to use it. "
Yes, that's the stuff. Though a quick Google search said to leave the open bottle in the room. There was something odd that night coz I was OK very soon after leaving the house. |
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"I think one tried to drug me with an open bottle of p(can't say the word) in the room. Though I have no proof, other than on entering the room I started to feel very odd, ears ringing, swimmy head, and a funny kinda non - smell but my nose was feeling something in the air. It was very hard fighting the very weird feeling and left as soon as I could. Scared the crap out of me.
P as in the stuff that’s often sold as ‘room odouriser’?
If so, and if it helps reassure you after what sounds like a frightening experience, it’s not a substance that I’ve ever heard of being used to ‘drug’ people in that sense. It’s effects are so short lived and not dissociative, so it tends to only be used by people who want to use it.
Yes, that's the stuff. Though a quick Google search said to leave the open bottle in the room. There was something odd that night coz I was OK very soon after leaving the house. "
Yeah, there used to be urban myths about seedy gay clubs pumping it through the air con in dark rooms (back in the day, finding a dark room with any kind of ventilation system in the first place would have been the bigger challenge! ).
They’re typically used by inhaling straight from the bottle.
Leaving the bottle open would be way less effective. And the room would smell really bad too.
In any case using anything like that should only ever be with mutual consent, so it sounds like you did absolutely the right thing by high-tailing it out of there. |
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We had a guy arrive at ours and was not the same guy that was in the photo. Sat him down and was asking him whats the story when he got up and said, " I've got a headache and need my pills in the car" and promptly sped away. After the initial confusion we now laugh about it. |
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I think it was during my first meet but I was fucking the lady’s arse when she asked me to stop. I pulled out and she shat herself on the bed. She wasn’t immediately aware but was mortified when I mentioned it. I was understanding, we took a break and then continued. |
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By *ashgaMan
over a year ago
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I met a bloke who said wife out come and play
So I did I sucked him off nd then he wanted 2 fuck me in shower so off we go knock on door
It was his son only bout 7 I was shocked but horny still so let him continue |
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"I think it was during my first meet but I was fucking the lady’s arse when she asked me to stop. I pulled out and she shat herself on the bed. She wasn’t immediately aware but was mortified when I mentioned it. I was understanding, we took a break and then continued. "
I literally "fisted the shit" out of a lady. Caused me an existential crisis where I was going with all this. fortunately I got supportive and philosophical messages and bounced back |
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My very first meet was with a woman who claimed to have a great sex life at home but was looking something different. We had 2 social meets but she didn't elaborate.
When we met in the hotel she punched me in the face in the hope of getting a reaction. It was a real wtf moment and when I told her she'd got the wrong guy and went to leave, she apologised and said she thought I understood her needs.
I stupidly agreed to stay but told her clearly that was one kink I wouldn't be fulfilling for her.
An hour later she drove her knee into my balls and I left at that point.
I had paid for the room so I should have told her to leave but I had no idea what was going on and part of me thought i was being setup.
I left the site a few days later because I thought it was always going to be like that. |
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Our very first official meet as a married couple. We invited a single guy to ours. He was quite a bit older.
Anyway, sara asked to see his body, he got naked, she touched his cock. He shot his load instantly on her breaststroke and arm. He got dressed and left. Waste of time really. Lol |
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"Met a single guy for a drink and chat at our house. All seemed good got on really well until Mr went to the loo. He pinned Mrs A down and forced a kiss on her! I can back in the room and got him off and kicked him out immediately. I walked back in to find Mrs A crying so i walked out to his car to find him trying to block us on fab! Opened his car window and gave him a good right hook. Not seen him on the site since bit I'm sure he's on here somewhere with a new account "
Wow, what an absolute shit!!! |
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"Our very first official meet as a married couple. We invited a single guy to ours. He was quite a bit older.
Anyway, sara asked to see his body, he got naked, she touched his cock. He shot his load instantly on her breaststroke and arm. He got dressed and left. Waste of time really. Lol"
sounds like she's got a magic touch |
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Too many to list all, some great meets too though.
One couple invited us to theirs. Only he was there and tried to make a move on Cherry. We stopped him, he phoned his partner and she arrived ten minutes later. Cherry and I looked at each other in shock, she looked like Miss Trunchbull from Matilda !!. Her photos must have been a good 20-25 years old.
Another couple had dogs that wouldn't leave Tony alone for over an hour even though they said theyd lock them in another room. The girls hit it off big style though and were all over each other in the kitchen  . He immediately stopped them and took her into another room. She appeared five minutes later crying her eyes out and he asked us to leave as 'not for them' !?. Cherry was very upset too.
False address, found out from a neighbour who told us so old lady lived there
In a club the lady of a couple wanted to try bi, so Cherry happily obliged. The other woman went down on Cherry and was clearly loving it  . Cherry got so excited though that she squirted in the other girls mouth , she was utterly disgusted and shocked then immediately left.
The female of a couple refused to join in play as her partner fucked Cherry before her. Apparently something they agreed between themselves but didn't tell us !. Hence no play for Tony.
The guy of a couple became insanely jealous of how his Mrs and Cherry hit it off so called it to a halt and we didnt meet again even though the girls kept in secret contact for a while (he banned them from meeting as getting too attached !?). Another similar couple split up after meeting us
The lady of one couple we had met several times talked of how good she was at bj's so Cherry suggested the guys lay on the bed and the ladies would do their thing. Cherry started on him, the other woman walked away from Tony and stood on the other side of the bed !! . We left and blocked them.
A single girl tried to take Tony from Cherry, no chance lol.
To be continued.... |
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over a year ago
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"Travelled 3 hours to meet. He called me fat. Not a meet from here though.
Shame you couldn't claim travel expenses."
It’s ok. I got my compensations elsewhere. Why waste the trip  |
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I have heard the usual apochriphal stories but the worst was a guy invited to a couple: door unlocked, strip off in the hall and come in to get straight down to it.
He duly followed the instructions and walked in to find an elderly couple fully dressed and clearly not expecting a rampant nude visitor.....
Thankfully he had kept all the messages and the police were very understanding. |
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Met a single guy when we were new to swinging and didnt realise how important a veri was. He had none.
He had been drinking and came to our house, he was acting awkward and so were we as we were new.
In bed he couldnt get hard and was acting an arse. In the end I said enough and we took him home.
Bless him he has tried messaging us since, but never ever again. |
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By *mizhereMan
over a year ago
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Met a couple a few years ago for a drink pre play
She was nervous and not happy
When he went to lol I asked if she was being forced yes she said
I said I’m not into that so said when he comes back I’ll say not for me
So back he comes I say sorry not feeling it and leave
She text me next day saying he had beaten her black and blue as a result but had left him for good
I felt guilty but she was being coerced so - not for me
Spoke to her a while later - she was happier than ever and invited me for a no strings drink
Unfortunately missed out as out the country |
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Had a meet with another cross dresser, he would not take no for an answer to swallowing his cum. I had already told him prior to meeting up, that was totally off the table. In the end he was asked to leave. |
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in a club woman asked to sit on my face,as she was lowering herself down i noticed she had massive piles so said no thanks she would not listen kept trying to force herself down in the end i had both feet on her arse cheeks pushing her away er very awks as we walked along the seafront the mrs was pissing herself laughing all the way back to hotel |
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We've had a awkward meet the other week. Said he was doing house up so mattress in loft which was fine, but no toilet or running water in the house!!!
I couldn't do any playing with him he kept telling me to stop because he was going to explored so I laid on my back 2 pumps & he cummed. Waste of meet
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By *batMan
over a year ago
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An ex and I met a couple (not from Fab) and it was obvious the photos were way out of date. In the pub, she was getting a bit d*unk, but she still looked cute.
We went back to their hotel room and it was obvious she was d*unker than we thought. He pulled her skirt off and although she looked good in her stocking and suspenders, we were looking for our excuse to leave.
Suddenly she jumped up and went off to the ensuite and could be heard loudly throwing up. Well that was our chance to leave!
I bumped into him a few weeks later in a professional setting and we both acted like we'd never met.
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"My wife and I met a couple once, she a relatively new widow and he obviously pushing her despite her obvious reluctance.
The session did not take place......"
Errrr, isn't there an obvious question to ask here |
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Luckily the worst I’ve had was a couple of guys coming too fast
Oh and the stalker Tesco delivery driver who would sit outside my house in his Tesco van after I’d blocked him on three different accounts…. |
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"Luckily the worst I’ve had was a couple of guys coming too fast
Oh and the stalker Tesco delivery driver who would sit outside my house in his Tesco van after I’d blocked him on three different accounts…. "
What the fuck!!!!
Jesus Christ!!! |
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"My wife and I met a couple once, she a relatively new widow and he obviously pushing her despite her obvious reluctance.
The session did not take place......
Errrr, isn't there an obvious question to ask here "
Well, unless he's a ghost, he's dead |
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"Luckily the worst I’ve had was a couple of guys coming too fast
Oh and the stalker Tesco delivery driver who would sit outside my house in his Tesco van after I’d blocked him on three different accounts….
What the fuck!!!!
Jesus Christ!!!"
I'm just shocked you got a delivery slot |
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"My wife and I met a couple once, she a relatively new widow and he obviously pushing her despite her obvious reluctance.
The session did not take place......
Errrr, isn't there an obvious question to ask here
Well, unless he's a ghost, he's dead "
Well that's certainly how I read it |
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"My wife and I met a couple once, she a relatively new widow and he obviously pushing her despite her obvious reluctance.
The session did not take place......
Errrr, isn't there an obvious question to ask here
Well, unless he's a ghost, he's dead
Well that's certainly how I read it "
Maybe it was a Bates Hotel moment |
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"Guy turned up for a play meet after already meeting socially and rubbed my clit so hard he bruised me I told him to leave messaged him telling him it won't be happening again and blocked him"
Was he rubbing you with his tongue? X |
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"My wife and I met a couple once, she a relatively new widow and he obviously pushing her despite her obvious reluctance.
The session did not take place......
Errrr, isn't there an obvious question to ask here
Well, unless he's a ghost, he's dead
Well that's certainly how I read it "
Yeap read the same unless he meant window ? |
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"My wife and I met a couple once, she a relatively new widow and he obviously pushing her despite her obvious reluctance.
The session did not take place......
Errrr, isn't there an obvious question to ask here
Well, unless he's a ghost, he's dead
Well that's certainly how I read it
Yeap read the same unless he meant window ?"
PVC ,obviously |
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A woman id been chatting with via text n whatsap for 2 years (good friends i thought) was taking her daughter to meet a male friend of the woman for a weekend booze up, i was invited to join so booked myself a hotel, and drove the 180 miles....knowing it was just a social and a piss up i was happy to get away for a night.
Anyway long story short i walk in the boozer where they are drinking and get a round in , large brandies vodkas and a bottle of wine plus my drink £44...that drink goes n they say there going to another pub , i follow , there faffing about at the bar with coins n fivers so i get the round of drinks in that pub £24....they drank that n fucked off leaving me like a spare prick at a wedding lol lol.
didnt bother me i partied all night enjoyed my hotel n blocked the bird everywhere possible from contacting me .
That be my worst meet for sure. |
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By *ebbie69Couple
over a year ago
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Ages ago I met a guy (not from fab) in a hotel. A very brief drink and chat before he had me on the bed. Tiny bit of foreplay, then said he was going to take me. He asked me to put a condom on him which I did but as I rolled it down his cock he cum. He quickly dressed and ushered me out. |
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I had the most awful social the other week, arranged to meet near mine, a coffee shop about 5 minutes away. I was sat waiting and got a message on fab saying she was outside, so off I toddled, couldn’t see her, I could see someone who looked similar. Her pictures were about 10 to 15 years old, and this is the horrible bit.. she informed me that she had been gardening and doing diy all morning ( when it was baking hot) and she absolutely reeked of body odour and was covered in dirt/plaster etc. I said shall we do this another time and her response was “ I don’t have to make an effort dear I’m a woman on fab I will get a fuck whenever I want” so I informed her I was leaving she then proceeded to follow me down the street yelling abuse calling me gay etc as I wouldn’t take her back to mine to fuck her! (Her language by the way I’m not paraphrasing)
I actually considered coming off here altogether after it as if really bothered me,
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"I had the most awful social the other week, arranged to meet near mine, a coffee shop about 5 minutes away. I was sat waiting and got a message on fab saying she was outside, so off I toddled, couldn’t see her, I could see someone who looked similar. Her pictures were about 10 to 15 years old, and this is the horrible bit.. she informed me that she had been gardening and doing diy all morning ( when it was baking hot) and she absolutely reeked of body odour and was covered in dirt/plaster etc. I said shall we do this another time and her response was “ I don’t have to make an effort dear I’m a woman on fab I will get a fuck whenever I want” so I informed her I was leaving she then proceeded to follow me down the street yelling abuse calling me gay etc as I wouldn’t take her back to mine to fuck her! (Her language by the way I’m not paraphrasing)
I actually considered coming off here altogether after it as if really bothered me,
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Wow some people,believing that they’re bestowing upon you some great honour
Worst thing is I can totally believe that story |
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"I had the most awful social the other week, arranged to meet near mine, a coffee shop about 5 minutes away. I was sat waiting and got a message on fab saying she was outside, so off I toddled, couldn’t see her, I could see someone who looked similar. Her pictures were about 10 to 15 years old, and this is the horrible bit.. she informed me that she had been gardening and doing diy all morning ( when it was baking hot) and she absolutely reeked of body odour and was covered in dirt/plaster etc. I said shall we do this another time and her response was “ I don’t have to make an effort dear I’m a woman on fab I will get a fuck whenever I want” so I informed her I was leaving she then proceeded to follow me down the street yelling abuse calling me gay etc as I wouldn’t take her back to mine to fuck her! (Her language by the way I’m not paraphrasing)
I actually considered coming off here altogether after it as if really bothered me,
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That’s all the worse as you’re left with no response. Shout back and suddenly you’re abusing her in the street. But don’t give up. In time it’ll be an amusing anecdote you tell some lovely lady. |
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"I had the most awful social the other week, arranged to meet near mine, a coffee shop about 5 minutes away. I was sat waiting and got a message on fab saying she was outside, so off I toddled, couldn’t see her, I could see someone who looked similar. Her pictures were about 10 to 15 years old, and this is the horrible bit.. she informed me that she had been gardening and doing diy all morning ( when it was baking hot) and she absolutely reeked of body odour and was covered in dirt/plaster etc. I said shall we do this another time and her response was “ I don’t have to make an effort dear I’m a woman on fab I will get a fuck whenever I want” so I informed her I was leaving she then proceeded to follow me down the street yelling abuse calling me gay etc as I wouldn’t take her back to mine to fuck her! (Her language by the way I’m not paraphrasing)
I actually considered coming off here altogether after it as if really bothered me,
That’s all the worse as you’re left with no response. Shout back and suddenly you’re abusing her in the street. But don’t give up. In time it’ll be an amusing anecdote you tell some lovely lady. "
Thank you very much, luckily I’ve spoke to some very lovely and friendly people since who have put me at ease about it |
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"Guy turned up for a play meet after already meeting socially and rubbed my clit so hard he bruised me I told him to leave messaged him telling him it won't be happening again and blocked him
Was he rubbing you with his tongue? X"
No fingers |
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"Back when I was less familiar with fab I met a guy at a social event, exchanged messages for a couple of weeks, his profile has some cracking veris on it so I bit the bullet and arranged to go to his. I arrived all dressed up, we got down to business and he lasted all of 5 minutes before he'd finished, he then had the audacity to ask me to leave as he wanted to watch the football. Needless to say I'm a lot more choosy now. "
Oh hun I feel for you, five minutes? hardly worth getting dressed up for was it lol |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
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Met up with someone, it was going well and we went back to her place.
Just got in the door when her husband came out, swinging for me.
It turned out that they did this a lot: she'd arrange to meet single guys, then take them home and hubby would assault them for trying it on with his wife.
I managed to get of there, just. |
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"Met up with someone, it was going well and we went back to her place.
Just got in the door when her husband came out, swinging for me.
It turned out that they did this a lot: she'd arrange to meet single guys, then take them home and hubby would assault them for trying it on with his wife.
I managed to get of there, just."
I got attacked by someones hubby as well different situation but I feel your pain .
My one chased me down the street and kept leaving threatening phone calls to me.I may have caused him to do something illegal shall we say. |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
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"Met up with someone, it was going well and we went back to her place.
Just got in the door when her husband came out, swinging for me.
It turned out that they did this a lot: she'd arrange to meet single guys, then take them home and hubby would assault them for trying it on with his wife.
I managed to get of there, just.
I got attacked by someones hubby as well different situation but I feel your pain .
My one chased me down the street and kept leaving threatening phone calls to me.I may have caused him to do something illegal shall we say."
Daft question, but was a couple from Falkirk? Only, I did wonder if it's the same pair. It was so random an event, that I have wondered about it over the years. |
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"Met up with someone, it was going well and we went back to her place.
Just got in the door when her husband came out, swinging for me.
It turned out that they did this a lot: she'd arrange to meet single guys, then take them home and hubby would assault them for trying it on with his wife.
I managed to get of there, just.
I got attacked by someones hubby as well different situation but I feel your pain .
My one chased me down the street and kept leaving threatening phone calls to me.I may have caused him to do something illegal shall we say.
Daft question, but was a couple from Falkirk? Only, I did wonder if it's the same pair. It was so random an event, that I have wondered about it over the years."
Yeah it was Falkirk aye,Could be the same pair indeed I was in her bed though when he came in made it a bit harder to get out.
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over a year ago
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"Met up with someone, it was going well and we went back to her place.
Just got in the door when her husband came out, swinging for me.
It turned out that they did this a lot: she'd arrange to meet single guys, then take them home and hubby would assault them for trying it on with his wife.
I managed to get of there, just.
I got attacked by someones hubby as well different situation but I feel your pain .
My one chased me down the street and kept leaving threatening phone calls to me.I may have caused him to do something illegal shall we say.
Daft question, but was a couple from Falkirk? Only, I did wonder if it's the same pair. It was so random an event, that I have wondered about it over the years.
Yeah it was Falkirk aye,Could be the same pair indeed I was in her bed though when he came in made it a bit harder to get out.
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With me, I was coming in the front door, hand on her waist, when he came out kicking and screaming.
A friend at work told me he'd heard of a couple doing this to single guys. I really don't know why they did it. |
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"Met up with someone, it was going well and we went back to her place.
Just got in the door when her husband came out, swinging for me.
It turned out that they did this a lot: she'd arrange to meet single guys, then take them home and hubby would assault them for trying it on with his wife.
I managed to get of there, just.
I got attacked by someones hubby as well different situation but I feel your pain .
My one chased me down the street and kept leaving threatening phone calls to me.I may have caused him to do something illegal shall we say.
Daft question, but was a couple from Falkirk? Only, I did wonder if it's the same pair. It was so random an event, that I have wondered about it over the years.
Yeah it was Falkirk aye,Could be the same pair indeed I was in her bed though when he came in made it a bit harder to get out.
With me, I was coming in the front door, hand on her waist, when he came out kicking and screaming.
A friend at work told me he'd heard of a couple doing this to single guys. I really don't know why they did it."
Mine certainly didn’t seem planned but it could have been cause I know something else really set him so maybe caused him to deviate from the script.
With my experience I couldn’t tell you but maybe just for the kicks maybe he wants to pretend to be the big man in control |
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"Guy turned up for a play meet after already meeting socially and rubbed my clit so hard he bruised me I told him to leave messaged him telling him it won't be happening again and blocked him
Was he rubbing you with his tongue? X
No fingers"
I feel your pain..sharp nails & rough skin on your delicate vaginal areas can cause issues.
Though it might feel good at the time,during or after it can be really sore & cause bleeding.
I intend to check all future mens hands & fingers to try & avoid this again..
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"Met up with someone, it was going well and we went back to her place.
Just got in the door when her husband came out, swinging for me.
It turned out that they did this a lot: she'd arrange to meet single guys, then take them home and hubby would assault them for trying it on with his wife.
I managed to get of there, just."
Bloody Nora and I thought my social was bad
That’s terrible |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
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"Met up with someone, it was going well and we went back to her place.
Just got in the door when her husband came out, swinging for me.
It turned out that they did this a lot: she'd arrange to meet single guys, then take them home and hubby would assault them for trying it on with his wife.
I managed to get of there, just.
Bloody Nora and I thought my social was bad
That’s terrible "
It put me off meets for quite some time. It was after I started going to parties (I took the view of safety in numbers) and told others about it, that I got the confidence to start seeing people on my own again. |
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Not (intentionally) hijacking but… amidst the horror stories there are (and will be) done genuinely dangerous people out there. Is there no way this site could maintain a register if that? Or would they be too difficult?
Just a thought sorry dahlinks. Back to the horror … |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
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"Not (intentionally) hijacking but… amidst the horror stories there are (and will be) done genuinely dangerous people out there. Is there no way this site could maintain a register if that? Or would they be too difficult?
Just a thought sorry dahlinks. Back to the horror … "
It's possible, but, like the idea of a name and shame list, it would be hard to Police against trolls abusing it.
Mostly, it comes down to word of mouth. |
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By *undazeCouple
over a year ago
Dover |
Reading some of the posts on here, we consider ourselves very very lucky.
After chatting to a guy for a while here on fabs we met up for a drink at a hotel. We'd booked a room in the hope we'd click.
We did, but he'd come straight from work and he was quite dirty and smelly.
We went up to the room expecting him, as you would, to take a shower. He didn't and so we didn't ...
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By *ohn ACouple
over a year ago
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Wife and I had been chatting to a woman off another site. Arranged to go to hers for a bit of FFM fun. Turned up she answered the door out of her mind. Syringes on the coffee table. We didnt stop and just turned round to leave when she begged us for cash for another hit. Shame really as she seemed a nice girl and was obviously gorgeous once. |
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Me and the Wife go together with lad in his late 20s for what we thought would be a great night.
He was a good looking lad and was full of banter in the pub.
Came back to our apartment and was pretty much a waste of time.
Wife got changed into something nice and tried to kiss him to get it started he wasn't interested in kissing which didn't go down with the Mrs. No foreplay so Wife thought surely he must want to do something. She took the lead and unzipped him and started to wank him before putting his cock in her mouth. I started to play with her and said to him do you want to taste how good she is.
The oral well he was like a dehydrated dog and just liked no fingering. He put his condom and in fairness had a good sized cock slightly bigger than me and said missus you will enjoy him inside you. Well let's just say he wasn't inside for long a couple of thrusts and he was done.
He thought he was great but I was now left with a sexually frustrated wife so I said mate if that's all you got you may aswell go.
Had great fun with the toys and ended up a nice for us 2 |
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Went to a womens house she was drinking pints of baileys.
And when the time came and she went down on me with a bit of d*unken exuberance, she puked baileys all over me.
I laugh about it now
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The one where she bit my lip then my neck then my nipple then my belly as she slid down toward my cock at this point i was shitting my pants and couldnt concentrate on enjoyment |
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Went to meet a 30yr old well hung guy, 6ft 3, blonde. A 5ft 60ish year old Indian man arrived. Had the audacity to say "well we're here now let's fuck". He's lucky I didn't punch him in the face let alone fuck him. |
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I posted this on my old account but why not go again.
I arranged to meet a couple who I assumed were quite new on here. I arrived, clean, shaven, smelling good and feeling excited.
I’m unsure as to why but when I arrived I was told I needed to wait in the car for a bit. My initial thought was great, she’s in the bath.
I waited and waited and literally had my finger on the engine start button when I got a message saying she was ready.
Now, up until this point I had no face pics but was told it was due to her work… now I realised she must surely have been bloody retired anyway.
Anyway, I was there, I felt terrible saying no so we had a little fool around while the husband happily watched. He was a decent guy to be fair to him. I was told that she gave the most incredible blowjob ever. I guess he was right, as long as that actually means that the blowjob can take off the top layer of skin akin to a damn good sugar soap scrub!
Now onto the main point. I suffer with inner face issues, mainly sinus problems so I have practically zero sense of smell most of the time. I’m very paranoid about this so I’m clean, and I mean clean. I will scrub myself down in the shower as often as I can to keep the paranoia at bay.
Unfortunately she didn’t have the same strict regime as me.
We had sex, quite good sex to be fair. She moved well and her husband was clearly enjoying watching. In all fairness the actual art of sex was quite amazing.
All was done, we sat for a bit, I left after a while. Happy days.
Until… the drive home. I was merrily driving my trusty mondeo with the window down and a terrible smell came in. It was a cross between vomit and a hobos sock covered in cow crap. I put the window up but the smell got worse. I recirculated the air but it got worse still. I eventually figured out that the smell was indeed coming from the two fingers that had entered the lady uncovered. Bravely lifting the fingers to my face I confirmed via a little sick, that these were the culprit.
It took me days to wash the smell away and this is for a guy with little to no sense of smell.
All I can say is thank god I had a condom on!
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"Went along to a couples house who were allegedly looking for a Bull for a cuckold relationship
Walked in on what was a massive domestic between couple and their 30+ son.
He went for me with a kitchen knife, I got cut but managed to disarm him. However, mum and dad accused me of hurting their son so they ploughed in too
Visit to hospital and 15 sutures later I left for home.
Kinda embarrassed when questioned by police as to what happened.
Now I’m very vigilant about who I meet and where. "
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Sounds like you had an encounter with Biffa Bacon, his Mam & his Dad! |
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"Met a single guy for a drink and chat at our house. All seemed good got on really well until Mr went to the loo. He pinned Mrs A down and forced a kiss on her! I can back in the room and got him off and kicked him out immediately. I walked back in to find Mrs A crying so i walked out to his car to find him trying to block us on fab! Opened his car window and gave him a good right hook. Not seen him on the site since bit I'm sure he's on here somewhere with a new account "
That's why you shouldn't invite strangers to your home . Imagine if he went to n police n complained ..
Local news headlines ..
LOCAL SWINGING COUPLE KICKED FUCK OUTA MR SMITH |
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"Guy turned up for a play meet after already meeting socially and rubbed my clit so hard he bruised me I told him to leave messaged him telling him it won't be happening again and blocked him
Was he rubbing you with his tongue? X
No fingers
I feel your pain..sharp nails & rough skin on your delicate vaginal areas can cause issues.
Though it might feel good at the time,during or after it can be really sore & cause bleeding.
I intend to check all future mens hands & fingers to try & avoid this again..
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It wasn't rough fingers or nails it was him pressing down and rubbing too hard that caused it to hurt  |
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Couple who are still on here and still advertising group meets in a Worcester city hotel. Messages bounce between us and I’m told that a group of 7-8 guys were planned for the afternoon.
I’m waiting in the street for 10 minutes as he makes his way down to meet me. On the lift up to the room I’m told that I’m the first one to arrive, so I’m thinking ok, let’s go.
Get to the door and his key card won’t work. So down to reception to sort, he wants me to join him! Why? This happened twice.. and it’s been about 25mins. Get to the room for the 3rd time and it’s still not unlocking. He’s then talking to her through the door and asking her if she can unlock it.
Eventually the key card works. We’re in! She’s half way through untangling herself from ropes and screaming at Simon for fucking up her day. We did play for about half hour after but the vibe was awful. No one else turned up and I left pissing myself wondering what could top this off as a meet! |
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Few strange meets ..
1.. went to a black guys house . Walked in to see 20+ opened laptops.
2.. house party up A1 beautiful people then a female walked through door and looking like she was on crack..heroin n cloud cuckoo . Told her fella I was a drug Councillor n told him to take her home .
3.. met one guy in a hotel n he told wife to "suck my cock slut" as he got undressed . She flipped n sat there like a lost lamb .
4..went to meet a stunning 24 year old female only to find a 50 year old bloke wearing a big flashing mac with a big chin ...
Ya can't fucking write it can ya |
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Its nice to know that othee have been through simular situation
I arranged to meet an older couple, good pictures and we got on well. Took a nice bottle of Rum looking forward to a night if fun. When the door opened to thier flat he was clearly 15-20yrs older then they said. I thought well I have made the effort and not wanting to let anyone down went in. The lady was sat in a chair catatonic, he just lifted her round and played with her. She seemed to not want to play. I beat a hasty retreat, to top it off whilst i was in the shop someone scrapped my car with thier. |
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We invited a couple round ours started great until the bloke started to make mr feel bad by saying my cock is massive people get worried when I get my cock out, also i know i was spiked by them.
Some not so nice people on here. |
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Met a couple with an ex gf who got me in to swinging and I knocked on the door the guy answered. He was polite and said my Mrs is tied up and blindfolded waiting for you.. so I smiled went in to the room and as he said. she was tied up and legs spread.. so I went down to give her oral and omg.. there was dried toilet paper stuck to her loveliness.. I whispered to her and let her know.. to be fair she grabbed a quick shower and was happy to carry on.. lol.. hygiene Is a must on any meet I say.. |
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"We invited a couple round ours started great until the bloke started to make mr feel bad by saying my cock is massive people get worried when I get my cock out, also i know i was spiked by them.
Some not so nice people on here."
People should always be polite and respectful 100 percent i say.. no.need for rude people at all.. and anyone who is ready to spike people shouldn't be allowed near decent folk like yourselves. Lucky your bloke noticed |
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"A single man came to mine. We went upstairs and got it on leaving the dog shut downstairs. As we stopped for a break I went to get drinks and he told me to let the dog up as he wanted to say hello. Fair enough I thought as he's a dog lover. I got back into bed and the bloke got amorous again. The dog was barking and getting in the way so I wanted to stop and shut the dog out. Bloke was adamant that the dog was fine and to leave him. I finally got my way and got rid of dog and carried on.
Afterward the bloke was telling me how he wanted to see if the dog would get involved and lick me and how i would react. He also told me he had a boxer with a very large tongue. Needless to say I got him out quick sharp and blocked him after that.
Oh my goodness!
That's a lot more polite than I was thinking. "
Sounds like a lucky escape I say wow.. shows what type of people are out there and what they want.. each to there own but have some respect for others.. that guy I mean lol.. |
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"Went to meet a 30yr old well hung guy, 6ft 3, blonde. A 5ft 60ish year old Indian man arrived. Had the audacity to say "well we're here now let's fuck". He's lucky I didn't punch him in the face let alone fuck him. "
Goodness gracious me .. init |
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Met a woman at her place who lets say was not at all the late 40s, 5ft 6, shapely 36c she claimed to be. More like mid 60s, 5ft nothing, shaped like a barrel and worst of all had most of her teeth missing. I tried to be polite and said I wasn't interested because she wasn't my type. Didn't say I would find it impossible to get it on in any way, which would have been true.....as I made my excuses and left she threw a flowerpot at me......and a considerable number of expletives. Learned a lesson, always have a video call or meet on neutral ground now. |
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By *batMan
over a year ago
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"Few strange meets ..
1.. went to a .....
2.. house party up ......
3.. met one guy in a hotel .....
4..went to meet a stunning 24 year old female ...
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As it's apparently important, what was the ethnic origin of the other people?
Gbat |
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got nearly left in Birmingham no wear to stay as my meet said can stay at her's after facetime and trust building and my return ticket wasn't valid till next day managed to blag it home thankfully |
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This one wasn't me but somebody I know.
He arranged to meet a single woman. He went to her house. He said the house stunk, there was dog poo on the floor, and the house was very dirty. He said she looked like she hadn't had a wash for weeks.
He was trying to think of an excuse to leave. He said she lifted her skirt up and had no knickers on. Then she said lick this. He said although he was a few feet away he could smell how bad her pussy smelt.
He just said sorry I am not feeling this and left. |
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"Went along to a couples house who were allegedly looking for a Bull for a cuckold relationship
Walked in on what was a massive domestic between couple and their 30+ son.
He went for me with a kitchen knife, I got cut but managed to disarm him. However, mum and dad accused me of hurting their son so they ploughed in too
Visit to hospital and 15 sutures later I left for home.
Kinda embarrassed when questioned by police as to what happened.
Now I’m very vigilant about who I meet and where. "
A guy once posted on here that he met a couple who like to invite single guys to meet them. When the guy arrives the male of the couple hits the invited male. Sad people. |
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By *KentMan
over a year ago
Canterbury |
Thankfully, my worst one is nowhere near as bad as most on here.
Met a couple, but the woman was absolutely smashed. Had no inclination to get involved with someone who could barely stand, so made my excuses and left! |
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Had met a single female on here or was ment to be single she was into tye and tease on me that was fun till on one meet she tied me blind fold that i was fine with, i was on all fours tied up licking her pussy and i sensed someone else was in the room then next thing was cold lube tipped on my ass and was fucked by her partner or friend i was not ready for this and god did he hurt my ass |
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