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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi.
Is it the silly season?
There seems to be a massive amount of quite obvious fakes hitting my area at moment.
Have been chatting with a new 'couple' today that mailed me to ask if I would play with the fem whilst the male watched. I was intested. Several mails later the guy has now asked me If I could fuck him as his partner is tired. I said will she be watching he said 'no' but she'll be in other room. WTF lol.
Another local 'single fem' is looking for a girl to come and fuck her hubby behind her back lol.
Anyone else got some funnies???
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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"Hi.
Is it the silly season?
There seems to be a massive amount of quite obvious fakes hitting my area at moment.
Have been chatting with a new 'couple' today that mailed me to ask if I would play with the fem whilst the male watched. I was intested. Several mails later the guy has now asked me If I could fuck him as his partner is tired. I said will she be watching he said 'no' but she'll be in other room. WTF lol.
Another local 'single fem' is looking for a girl to come and fuck her hubby behind her back lol.
Anyone else got some funnies???
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I get that all the time .. you can usually tell once the woman isnt replying |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It is quite hilarious. Not sure if it's breaking fabs rules but I am getting good sport out of playing along with these fakers lol. Maybe that's the way to get rid of them. If everybody swamps them with messages and invites and arranges meets then maybe they'll get fed up?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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a new 'couple' today that mailed me to ask if I would play with the fem whilst the male watched. I was intested. Several mails later the guy has now asked me If I could fuck him as his partner is tired. I said will she be watching he said 'no' but she'll be in other room.
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so you would fuck him then?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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a new 'couple' today that mailed me to ask if I would play with the fem whilst the male watched. I was intested. Several mails later the guy has now asked me If I could fuck him as his partner is tired. I said will she be watching he said 'no' but she'll be in other room.
so you would fuck him then?
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Nooooo. Not my bag. He seemed to think that as his partner didn't want to play that I wouldn't suddenly turn bi and bang him lol.
Just seems to be an enormous amouny if suspects popping up this week asking for all manner of weird and wonderful things lol.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi.
Is it the silly season?
There seems to be a massive amount of quite obvious fakes hitting my area at moment.
Have been chatting with a new 'couple' today that mailed me to ask if I would play with the fem whilst the male watched. I was intested. Several mails later the guy has now asked me If I could fuck him as his partner is tired. I said will she be watching he said 'no' but she'll be in other room. WTF lol.
Another local 'single fem' is looking for a girl to come and fuck her hubby behind her back lol.
Anyone else got some funnies???
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I've been talking to a cock and a pair of bollox all afternoon - or have I been talking bollox  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi.
Is it the silly season?
There seems to be a massive amount of quite obvious fakes hitting my area at moment.
Have been chatting with a new 'couple' today that mailed me to ask if I would
play with the fem whilst the male watched. I was intested. Several mails later the guy has now asked me If I could fuck him as his partner is tired. I said will she be watching he said 'no' but she'll be in other room. WTF lol.
Another local 'single fem' is looking for a girl to come and fuck her hubby behind her back lol.
Anyone else got some funnies???
I've been talking to a cock and a pair of bollox all afternoon - or have I been talking bollox "
The later!  |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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a new 'couple' today that mailed me to ask if I would play with the fem whilst the male watched. I was intested. Several mails later the guy has now asked me If I could fuck him as his partner is tired. I said will she be watching he said 'no' but she'll be in other room.
so you would fuck him then?
Nooooo. Not my bag. He seemed to think that as his partner didn't want to play that I wouldn't suddenly turn bi and bang him lol.
Just seems to be an enormous amouny if suspects popping up this week asking for all manner of weird and wonderful things lol.
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It's not just this week, it happens all the time!
Like the couple who advertised the other day they were seeking Single guys for a meet, but when I tried to message them, their profile blocked messages from Single Guys!
Or the couple who viewed my Profile; I in turn viewed theirs, and saw they don't meet single guys, so I left it at that and didn't follow it through!
They then messaged me quite abruptly, telling me off for viewing them, when they state on their Profile they "don't meet Single Guys!"
Some people are really weird! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a good one last week - a couple messaged me, we swapped a few - and as they were unverified I suggested we should say a quick hi on msn!
They said fine - my can went on - and there's was strangely just a black screen!
I then got a typed message saying - ooh, seems to be a problem! To which I replied along the lines of it helps if you take your thumb off the cam and btw you both seem to have very deep voices and the sound of two blokes chatting away does nothing for me - try turning your microphone off next time!!
Some of the fakes really aren't that clever!! |
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