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objects around the house...?
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By *ossersMan
over a year ago
northampton |
i use all sorts, around my home or in my workshop, if me cock fits it or not ill try to have good wank with it!!
tried allsorts, but the best so far is a loverly cock ring off a land rover wheel bearing, mmm nice and stiff. |
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Looked in my handbag and have used my perfume bottle ,tin of impulse body spray, my hair bush ( handle been inside me many times) and my yin and yang balls . Not bad for a small handbag which sometime the kids go into .! |
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few years a go a guy showed me what he did with the biggest orange you can buy ....he made a hole in it then he put it between his legs and asked me to fuck it as if it was a pussy !
well it was so fucking juicy and i fucked right through it lol was fucking amazing and my cock tasted of orange afterwards and the guy could not get enough of the vitamin c
try it wicked ..... jeez writing this must pop to waitrose later lol |
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"and not to forget the use of carrots and courgettes...amazing "
I'm allergic to courgettes so that doesn't even come into my equation for alternative sex toys - also I have heard that when using marrows or courgettes, you have to be very careful as they have tiny hairs on them which can really irritate
I have used a champagne bottle - with some champagne still in it - bubbles are amazing inside mmmmmmm. lolly ices - the fruit pastille ones are good - sucked first to get rid of any ice crystals and then sucked after to taste the sweet pussy juices - yet another mmmmmm.
Other than that I have been pretty boring |
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"i use all sorts, around my home or in my workshop, if me cock fits it or not ill try to have good wank with it!!
tried allsorts, but the best so far is a loverly cock ring off a land rover wheel bearing, mmm nice and stiff."
pmsl nooooooooo x |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Is it just me or do other people read posts and think to themselves I'm in the fucking twilight zone here !
OMG, I think I will just stick to my well stocked toy box!!! "
Any action men? |
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My best friends brother has 2 allotments locally and has been giving us both fruit and veg ALL summerlong!!
Last Month they invited me for Sunday lunch and after Dinner he went back to his Allotment.He returned a couple of hours later with some lovely green beans,red onions,5 massive Beets and OMG!!! pmaol ~ 3 of the BIGGEST GIGANTIC CUE's that i have EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!
I didnt measure them lol ~ but "INSTANTLY" couldnt help thinking what ONE would "feel like" up my tite pussy!!!
NEEDLESS to say ~ i declined supper and drove home with a massive on my face!!! |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"Is it just me or do other people read posts and think to themselves I'm in the fucking twilight zone here !
OMG, I think I will just stick to my well stocked toy box!!!
Any action men?"
I wouldn't mind an action man |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Is it just me or do other people read posts and think to themselves I'm in the fucking twilight zone here !
OMG, I think I will just stick to my well stocked toy box!!!
Any action men?
I wouldn't mind an action man "
Rules me out I'm an old man lol |
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