I've been horny for days. Finally got a meet arranged and been exchanging some naughty texts. 
So I thought: bathtime wank! 
But my batteries are running low 
And the only other ones are just as bad 
So my extended bath wank turned into a gritting my teeth, determined to get there wank. And is not as satisfying. 
Now I know girls have big ones, little ones, multiple ones and (as tonight has shown) I got there but it didn't relieve anything ones 
How about you boys? |
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"Hehe I hate it when that happens!!!
And I dripped all over the house when I got out the bath and went looking for replacements!  "
Ooo, nice double entandre there!  |
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"Have had to make up quite a few excuses as i tend to nick the ones out of the kids toys when this happens... either that or the xbox controls... "
Dear god woman! Not the xbox controls |
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"Have had to make up quite a few excuses as i tend to nick the ones out of the kids toys when this happens... either that or the xbox controls...
Dear god woman! Not the xbox controls"
It was trying to explain to my 22 yrd son why the xbox controls were empty YET AGAIN with a bright red face |
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