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Things people say, then are surprised when you say no!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thought I’d put this here. Completely anonymous, of course… 
These are things which people have said to you (either before or during a meet) and then they’ve been genuinely surprised when it’s put you off seeing them.
I’ll start with my current top 4:
Me: do you have condoms?
Him: no, your vagina your problem.
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Him: do you do bareback?
Me: no
Him: I bet I can change your mind.
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Him: I want anal and squirting
Me: I don’t do either of those… everyone always asks for the two things I don’t do.
Him: oh it’s nice to meet a nice normal girl. Can’t take a girl who does anal home to your mum.
(^^ I don’t know why I’m still so angry about this one. The misogyny, probably. The thought I’d want to meet his mum. Also that. Being accused of being nice and normal. Definitely.)
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Him: want to meet up tonight
Me: I’m not free
Him: do you mean you charge. I think it’d wrong to charge for sex on this site.
Me: (winding him up) how much would you pay?!
Him: if I was going to pay it’d be for [xyz] Not you.
Me: I meant I wasn’t available…!
Him: oh cool. My hotel is…. What time? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The one that springs to mind for me was a while ago now but it made me screw my face up hard.
“Imagine how popular you would be with me in your verifications”
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The one that springs to mind for me was a while ago now but it made me screw my face up hard.
“Imagine how popular you would be with me in your verifications”
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Wow. That’s a whole load of ego. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When they realise your not running a knickers postal service. I can't go to Primark to restock everytime you need a wank."
Omg I’ve never been asked to send anyone anything! THAT you should charge for. Let’s go into business  |
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By *MCMan
over a year ago
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"The one that springs to mind for me was a while ago now but it made me screw my face up hard.
“Imagine how popular you would be with me in your verifications”
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I had something like this previously when I was in here.. if I remember correctly I don’t think the profile even had a photo  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The one that springs to mind for me was a while ago now but it made me screw my face up hard.
“Imagine how popular you would be with me in your verifications”
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Wow. Just wow.
Footballer? Billionaire? President? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The one that springs to mind for me was a while ago now but it made me screw my face up hard.
“Imagine how popular you would be with me in your verifications”
Wow. Just wow.
Footballer? Billionaire? President?"
I may have considered a Billionaire  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When they realise your not running a knickers postal service. I can't go to Primark to restock everytime you need a wank.
Omg I’ve never been asked to send anyone anything! THAT you should charge for. Let’s go into business "
I used to get a lot of the used underwear requests….they have stopped recently though. Should have taken advantage of the side hustle when I had the chance.
Used rugby socks were a popular one. |
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Phone number right now or forget about it.
Shave the beard off or we won't be meeting.
You won't get anywhere on here being straight. Play bi and we'll put you on our to do list.
Bearing in mind these were all well verified profiles and those were their opening messages. They contacted me.
The reaction when I said no was usually "your loss" or "You don't have options, you're a man" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Had a couple ask to meet but said i would have to be quiet as they have 5 kids and one slept in thier room and had a go at me when i said no!!!"
Yes!! If I say I won’t meet someone as I have my child at home, they’ll say “just a quick kiss” or “meet me in the car outside” like w of those options would appeal. |
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I think the silliest one for us was when we said "not for us, thank you" to a brand new couple when they messaged us. To which their response was "but you don't even know us".
Dosent matter if youre the nicest people in the world, if you don't do it for us physically, we won't be meeting. It's just how it is. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think the silliest one for us was when we said "not for us, thank you" to a brand new couple when they messaged us. To which their response was "but you don't even know us".
Dosent matter if youre the nicest people in the world, if you don't do it for us physically, we won't be meeting. It's just how it is. "
Totally agree. I’m also always freaked out by people who say “you’re such a lovely person” after 1 message. They don’t know me….! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a corker today all of a sudden can't accommodate then wanted a hotel when I said no replied with and I kid you not
I have a big van "
Not even just a van. A BIG van. Murdery much? |
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By *ucknipsWoman
over a year ago
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"Phone number right now or forget about it.
Shave the beard off or we won't be meeting.
You won't get anywhere on here being straight. Play bi and we'll put you on our to do list.
Bearing in mind these were all well verified profiles and those were their opening messages. They contacted me.
The reaction when I said no was usually "your loss" or "You don't have options, you're a man""
If a guy states Bi on profile it’s a reason to block for me - each to their own |
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