"When I was 16 I was having a wank,with the window open, looking at my Farah Fawcett Majors poster. When I shot my load it went out the window and knocked the Postman off his bike. Beat that."
be more impressed if it knocked his black and white cat of the crossbar
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"When I was 16 I was having a wank,with the window open, looking at my Farah Fawcett Majors poster. When I shot my load it went out the window and knocked the Postman off his bike. Beat that. be more impressed if it knocked his black and white cat of the crossbar "
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"When I was 16 I was having a wank,with the window open, looking at my Farah Fawcett Majors poster. When I shot my load it went out the window and knocked the Postman off his bike. Beat that. be more impressed if it knocked his black and white cat of the crossbar
I had the power but not the accuracy."
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As a teenager I once remember fantasising myself to an orgasm without touching myself once. Much of it went straight over my head but a load splashed all over my face. I was like ‘Eughhh yuk - mustn’t do that again’! And I haven’t!
I remember cumming over a gf at uni and it missed her entirely and shot about five feet and splurged all over the wall behind her pillow!
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"When I was 16 I was having a wank,with the window open, looking at my Farah Fawcett Majors poster. When I shot my load it went out the window and knocked the Postman off his bike. Beat that."
Easy! When I was even younger, I was pleasuring myself, with the door open, ogling my posters of Claudia Schiffer. When I shot mine it fired off, through the door and and far away. I thought I’d lost track of it until, several minutes later, believe it or not, I espied it dripping down off the moon! I tried to send a Mars lander next but sadly I lost contact with it! By now it might have gone where no cum has ever gone before! |
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