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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What is the most common lie you have come across on FAB?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Probably a guys age.

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By *panddaCouple  over a year ago

West Mids


"What is the most common lie you have come across on FAB?"

I am a 'single' guy.

Closely followed by my wife has given me permission.

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By *r TriomanMan  over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Probably a guys age."

It's not just guys . Some pictures say "60", their profile say "45"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is the most common lie you have come across on FAB?

I am a 'single' guy.

Closely followed by my wife has given me permission.

"

Got to be this....

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By *edHeelsCplCouple  over a year ago

Kenilworth

I’m the guy from a couple. But you can’t see her or speak to her because she’s in bed with COVID/out riding/at the gym/she’s not here.

A single man lying again

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By *erfectman122Man  over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Got to be im genuine… and single

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By *eegh0stsMan  over a year ago

For me as a bloke it’s always — My wife isn’t around at the minute.

Or, she rarely comes on here anymore.

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman  over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

Height

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple  over a year ago

Rushden

"I'd love to meet you",

then after arranging a time & place they stop replying all together

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By *razywantingfunWoman  over a year ago

rochdale

Got to be a guy pretending he’s a couple

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By *razytimesinloveCouple  over a year ago

SW Scotland

Guy pretending to be a couple is top of our list

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Had a few 9" cocks that suddenly seem to shrink when we say it is too big for us.

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By *jorkishMan  over a year ago

Seaforth

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By *arry monk40Man  over a year ago

Telford

"I'm straight"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The usual is " my wife would love that cock" becomes " can I suck it instead as she is too busy to meet"

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Fab Singles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m the guy from a couple. But you can’t see her or speak to her because she’s in bed with COVID/out riding/at the gym/she’s not here.

A single man lying again

"

This. Flying to the moon, joined the peace core, the list goes on.

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By *jorkishMan  over a year ago

Seaforth

Age

Photos

Single lol

Can accommodate until it comes to meeting

Straight lmao

Bi curious after meeting for him for 8 years lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cock size

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Playing safe. Very few do xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

im straight

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By *eave Her WildWoman  over a year ago

Surrey

A guy claiming to be "straight" but verified or looking for TV's

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Age and look nothing like the pics they send you

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By *ockosaurusMan  over a year ago

Warwick

It's got to be age.

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

A "Couple" or "Single Female" that's actually a Man.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

It’s a toss up between age and height. Met a few older and shorter than their profile suggested.

Oooh but single status may be another.

Hard to decide!

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By *rTongueMan  over a year ago

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With men - age or if their single

With couples - actually being a make profile

With some. - can accom

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The usual is " my wife would love that cock" becomes " can I suck it instead as she is too busy to meet""
this.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Age and Recent pictures

Take me for instance I am really only 24 years old .... really ....honest .....trust me ..... no porkies ......

J xx

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By *ust PeachyWoman  over a year ago

Prestonish

‘I’m looking for a regular fwb’

Once you’ve shagged ‘em they generally disappear in a puff of air!

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By *idesWillTurnMan  over a year ago

Berkshire

Probably one person from a couple insisting that their other half is “fine with them meeting alone”

And then having to go outside to take calls etc.

It’s weird, to me kind of defeats the object, not really swinging then, just cheating.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Professional photographer

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By *hristopherd999Man  over a year ago

Brentwood


"Got to be a guy pretending he’s a couple "

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By *onynickiCouple  over a year ago

Bournemouth

“Of course I love you “

“cheque is in the post”

And of course the biggest whopper….

“I promise I won’t cum in your mouth”

(I’ll fetch me coat)

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple  over a year ago

Exeter

"I'm not single I haveva FWB, would you meet me and my FWB"

From single guys where their profile mentions nothing about it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is the most common lie you have come across on FAB?"

Being in a couple

Or

My partners ok with me doing this solo

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By *ana_nana_MATTMAN!Man  over a year ago

Haywood Village, Weston-super-Mare

I don't know about the most common lie, but theres a whole lotta "Straight" guys DMing me, complementing me on my dick, and offering to drain my balls.

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By *good-being-badMan  over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

It's the internet, people lie,on here they can be anything to anyone.

Most will tell the odd lie,some for reasons regarding being easily identifiable, others to hide their activities,

The great internet pioneer Abraham Lincoln (1876) said don't believe everything you read on the internet

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By *heeseandWineCouple  over a year ago

Reading and Southampton


"What is the most common lie you have come across on FAB?"
Single guys telling us they have read all of our profile

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Photo age, definitely.. theres no good sending my a photo from NYE 2005.

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By *r TriomanMan  over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"What is the most common lie you have come across on FAB?Single guys telling us they have read all of our profile "

21 paragraphs... No wonder they lie

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple  over a year ago

Exeter


"What is the most common lie you have come across on FAB?Single guys telling us they have read all of our profile

21 paragraphs... No wonder they lie "

21 paragraphs that only take about 3-4 minutes to read. If they haven't got the attention span to read something for a few minutes then they're aren't exactly going to worth wasting time on.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is the most common lie you have come across on FAB?

I am a 'single' guy.

Closely followed by my wife has given me permission.

"

Nailed it right there

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

I think the most common lies are the faux compliments paid by various people.

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman  over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way


"With men - age or if their single

With couples - actually being a make profile

With some. - can accom"

I love your profile picture!

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman  over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way


"Photo age, definitely.. theres no good sending my a photo from NYE 2005. "

But that’s the last time I looked good

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By *lym4realCouple  over a year ago

plymouth

I'm a single male followed closely by happy to watch the fems play

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By *lym4realCouple  over a year ago

plymouth

Then love your profile and implying they have read it then spend the next few messages asking questions that are answered in the profile ???

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By *oobyHotwifeWoman  over a year ago

Thurrock

6 inch plus cock then they turn up with something 4 at best and limp

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

"I don't do drama" is usually a good sign the exact opposite is more like the truth.

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By *all me FlikWoman  over a year ago

Galaxy Far Far Away


"Probably a guys age."

In recent messages I would say this is the main one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ll try anything once. Simply not true of anyone

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By *peak and SpellCouple  over a year ago

Greenwich, SE LONDON

"I'm a qualified massage therapist" or "I'm a professional photographer"

So many of these on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yip as above

I'm single

I'm qualified masseuse

I'm professional photographer

Blah Blah Blah ..

Of course women never lie mwah ha ha ha ha

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By *izandpaulCouple  over a year ago

merseyside

That they want to actually meet.

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By *al kalMan  over a year ago

london

“You’re well sexy”….

Actual meaning “You have a pulse at least”…..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Probably a guys age."

I’d agree! I get a lot of messages from guys telling me there’s a mistake on their profile and that they’re actually older (older guys are my thing)

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By *eardeddadbod91Man  over a year ago

h

Straight guy……all his veries are TVs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We're a couple but she's not around. Maybe we can meet and shell join us another time HaHaHa

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Age

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Single

Age

Non smoker

Don't do drama/ I'm a nice person

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""I'd love to meet you",

then after arranging a time & place they stop replying all together "

????????

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

I'd say the top one is Age.

Followed by all the bullshit messages like "oh my god you are gorgeous" etc when they can't see your face

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a single woman.

But she never wants to talk on the phone to move things on and uses past experiences to justify it.

I'm deeply sorry you had a bad experience but don't be judging me with a low life scumbag that you chose to meet or share your number with in the first place.

If that sounded like a mini rant. You're right it was

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Their profile states they’re straight.

Their messages tell us otherwise.

And these are from couples. We have had received so many over the years.

They don’t want to admit publicly to meeting TV’s or bi people so they won’t give a veri or accept one.

In their dreams!

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By *llez WorldWoman  over a year ago

SE London

Age, height and I always play safe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm married but our sex life is dead, and my wife doesn't understand me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Filters, they don't give a true portrayal of someone's image.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Straight but messages me and asks me to fuck him. And tells me I'll be his first, ahhh that's lovely. Lying bastard. His ass has been ridden more times than a Blackpool donkey.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Height

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

About being married, age is one that is often one that trips them up by photos that are a few years old etc

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Height "

5'10

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That their wife knows and their cock size.

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By *lthomasMan  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

We're just on the way. Be about 10 minutes!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For me as a bloke it’s always — My wife isn’t around at the minute.

Or, she rarely comes on here anymore. "

My wife genuinely has no interest in using fab. She just looks at potential meets pictures and says yes or no.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone telling you they are a single woman....a lot

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By *omoxfordMan  over a year ago

leeds

The guys that are actually living a lie an say they are straight an then ask if they can suck / play with another straight guy

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By *sLillyMrWolfeCouple  over a year ago

near you...

"My wife couldn't make it tonight."

"athletic/average"

"my partner really likes anal"

age/height/weight - ugugug

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As many others pointed out, couples profile where the wife won't be able to meet for various reasons.

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By *ndyn50000Man  over a year ago

Birmingham


"What is the most common lie you have come across on FAB?Single guys telling us they have read all of our profile

21 paragraphs... No wonder they lie

21 paragraphs that only take about 3-4 minutes to read. If they haven't got the attention span to read something for a few minutes then they're aren't exactly going to worth wasting time on."

Sorry, didn't quite read to the end of this post, could you summarise it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They mail "oh really looking forward to it"

Proceeds to delete profile the day you are set to meet.

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By *issingdelightWoman  over a year ago

midlands

Age!! Without a doubt! Pretending to be single and height.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""I'm straight""

This

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wife isn't playing at the moment.

Wife wants you to meet me first on my own

Wife doesn't think you are her type but happy for me to play with you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Like to lick for hours.

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

Qualified male masseuses.

You might need to check your certs lads. Looks like you attended the ladies course.

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By *uitednbooted2Man  over a year ago

Berkshire

“ I wanted to get in touch because my wife really likes your profile? “ “ btw are you a heavy cummer and how big are you “ . My wife wants to know

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Straight.when profile says something else in the looking for.

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By *arex2Couple  over a year ago

Bradford


"What is the most common lie you have come across on FAB?"

"Straight!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People tell lies on Fab?

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By *ewfie02Couple  over a year ago

Ayrshire

Profile that says straight and completely change as soon as we say we only meet bi guys.

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Profile that says straight and completely change as soon as we say we only meet bi guys."

Just imagine if people changed their preferences just to see how quickly others change theirs back to what it's supposed to be

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By *umslaveTV/TS  over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm allergic to latex. Can I fuck you bare?"

Is a lie I get an awful lot. tbh I just laugh and block.

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By *xfordshireCoupleMFCouple  over a year ago

Nr. Oxford

“Yeah I’m happy to meet on Tuesday”

Tuesdays comes round, excuses happen.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“Yeah I’m definitely a single guy”

“Sorry can’t accommodate now got someone staying with me”

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Brilliant responces on ere, makes you think what's the point Looool

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“I’m not looking to sleep my way through the site……” course not

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By *otyouraverageABCMan  over a year ago

kent


"Probably a guys age.

It's not just guys . Some pictures say "60", their profile say "45""

HAHAHAHAHA so true!

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By *istressdandsubtCouple  over a year ago

caterham

I'm single but just cant accommodate or stay over

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Probably a guys age."

this 100%

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By *inger_SnapWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Not looking to sleep with the whole site

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whoa people lie on here?

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By *aseMan  over a year ago

Gourock

YOUR NOT MY TYPE ! Then has 5 different meets within a fortnight, pmsl

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By *9Karm69Man  over a year ago

plymouth/chesterfield


"I'm single but just cant accommodate or stay over "

They might still be living with mum & dad

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By *elshbi2Couple  over a year ago

Swansea

For us it’s, “yes I am Bi just don’t put it in my profile” ?? (single guys that is)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Big Black cock?

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By *uietly_KinkyMan  over a year ago

High Wycombe

I'm shocked that no one has suggested body type.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My wife is out/asleep/not interested anymore/visiting her mother …. Pick.any one you wish

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple  over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Can't send face pics because of my job ......fake profile, and block from us.

Age....really??wow must have had a hard life

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By *orkshireDrifterMan  over a year ago

Nafferton, nr Driffield.

The age thing but I learned a great lesson on that score.

A couple from Aberdeen visiting Yorkshire in their 'sixties',they turned out to be in their eighties, he left the bedroom and she turned out to be a wonderful fuck!

Yes,I had to be careful and use lots of lube but I learned a lesson in a very pleasant fashion.

So lies can lead to a good outcome!

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By *olly_AmberTV/TS  over a year ago

Live Sussex, Work London

Yes we are a couple, she’s just not meeting today or won’t meet until I do first

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"YOUR NOT MY TYPE ! Then has 5 different meets within a fortnight, pmsl "

Might be 5 types she likes though ?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Age and marital status

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By *iggingguyMan  over a year ago

durham

i wont cumm in your pussy

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By *aseMan  over a year ago

Gourock

This is the 1st time I've ever did this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

men who claim to be straight but are looking for men and tvs.

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Those that say they won't ghost you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m a repeater

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By *rsmith21zMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"I’m a repeater "

Lol oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've read your profile

OR

I will go down on you for hours

Oh yeah?

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By *iman2100Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

They say "I am in London now" when "who is near" (WIN) says they are 5 miles away.

You say "WIN says you are close?" and they say "Never use it!" and they suddenly dissappear from "who is near". Yeah right; catfishing timewaster!!!

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By *rsmith21zMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"I've read your profile

OR

I will go down on you for hours

Oh yeah? "

Haha 2nd one for sure madam

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m a repeater "

They may just not mean the same day……

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By *iman2100Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I’m a repeater "

You can say that again!

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By *rsmith21zMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"I’m a repeater

They may just not mean the same day…… "

Very true

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m a repeater

They may just not mean the same day…… "

Is that what that means, silly me lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've read your profile

OR

I will go down on you for hours

Oh yeah?

Haha 2nd one for sure madam"

Nope not believing any man about that anymore (not that I would want hours of it anyway)

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"I’m a repeater

You can say that again! "

And again!

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By *aughtyloversCouple  over a year ago

Hull

I give the most amazing oral

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By *aywalton1Man  over a year ago

Walton on the Hill

I/we will look at my/our diary and get back to you.

They utter those magic words and vanish forever!!!

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By *aywalton1Man  over a year ago

Walton on the Hill

[Removed by poster at 18/01/22 17:14:38]

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By *ifewantstoplayCouple  over a year ago

somewhere

It’s 9 inches

T xx

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By *aywalton1Man  over a year ago

Walton on the Hill


"I’m a repeater

They may just not mean the same day……

Is that what that means, silly me lol "

Maybe they meant stutter rather than repeater!!

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By *hoirCouple  over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

My instant thought was single men pretending to be a couple or a woman.

P

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm single when they actually have an unsuspecting partner...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

From guys it's that they like rough fucking.

In reality they mean a gentle pat on the bum.

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By *ubwife4uCouple  over a year ago

Kent

“I ll be there 100%”

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By *eed.a.signalMan  over a year ago

Local


"Not looking to sleep with the whole site"

with several meet veris a week with gang bang galore pics to go with it

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By *eed.a.signalMan  over a year ago

Local

“Definitely we are meeting up tomorrow” (after weeks of message tennis)

To find - Profile hidden

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By *rTongueMan  over a year ago

...


"“Definitely we are meeting up tomorrow” (after weeks of message tennis)

To find - Profile hidden

"

That never used to be an issue, but lately that’s happening too frequently

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Age & Height

Although I'm short and not bothered about age, so neither matter.

Vx

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By *ootprints1629Couple  over a year ago

somewhere in moray

Guy pretending to be bi.

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By *unnyandDi68Couple  over a year ago

LEIGH

Verifications!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cock size. Gotta be.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple  over a year ago

Halifax

I'm single,

Age

Smoking

Miss

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By *gfbMan  over a year ago

thorne


"Had a few 9" cocks that suddenly seem to shrink when we say it is too big for us."

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By *otyouraverageABCMan  over a year ago

kent

" Straight" followed by lots of verifications from Tv's saying how much he fucked their ' pussy' has to be the classic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone’s height. Also that they are ‘straight’.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Looking for more

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down

Based on my experience, especially recently, the number of guys who state that they are straight, but whose behaviour suggests that they are not

Anonymous sites must be treated with the mist extreme degree of scepticism.

Everyone exaggerates.

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By *upersilver88Man  over a year ago

hazelgrove

Most common lie..

"I'm not a psycho"

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By *rettyboylloydMan  over a year ago

Manchester

Ah! Fab! The place where the inches grow yet the years disappear... almost by magic!

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By *ihimbiherCouple  over a year ago

lightwater

WWE

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Of course I'll respect you in the morning

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By *igerdrew73Man  over a year ago

grantham


"“Yeah I’m definitely a single guy”

“Sorry can’t accommodate now got someone staying with me”

Lol"

This would be true in my case as my daughter sometimes stays with me ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Probably that hes single or his height

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By *wingin CatMan  over a year ago

London

Single guys with "we would like to" or "my wife and I would like to" in forum text, when talking about looking for a couple, or vist a club etc...

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By *andC1000Couple  over a year ago

Ashford


"I'm single when they actually have an unsuspecting partner..."

Or at least they think are unsuspecting. Most know more than they let on but to hurt to say anything

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By *eard and BoobsCouple  over a year ago

Portstewart

Where to start??

So far we’ve had

- my wife has given permission

- my profile says straight so I don’t get loads of messages from guys (use the message filters is a favourite response to that)

- from couples profiles when your chatting it becomes pretty clear that the couple is actually just 1 person.

- couples where it’s pretty obvious one half isn’t that into the scene.

- do you ever play separately? Do you ever read a profile properly?

- my favourite one is I’d love to meet you both followed closely by what are you into/what can I do to please you? I think it’s hilarious that guys and sometimes couples automatically assume they are talking to Mrs and not Mr and there are times where we don’t dissuade them of that to get a true sense of who/what they are after.

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By *ackbydemandMan  over a year ago

Leicester

My owner couple have met my wife, all my permissions comes from them. They control who I see and it's all done face to face in clubs, no side meets. If someone doesn't trust my status, that's fine.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS  over a year ago

chichester

Prob single female profiles for me almost always turn out not to be after few messages

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Men's age. Followed by 'single' men

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By *NTLovers2Couple  over a year ago

Warrington

We love Fabulous....

A different definition to what we think of ...lol

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By *iscreetMan_UKMan  over a year ago

nearby

“I’ve never chatted with a guy on here before”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Every guy is prince..

Du du du du duu

Could you be the most beautiful girl in the worlddddd

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By *rivervaderMan  over a year ago

bolton

It’s easier not to lie and be upfront you will only get found out from fabbers

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By *uitednbooted2Man  over a year ago

Berkshire

Couples- my wife saw your profile and ……( fill gap in here )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is the most common lie you have come across on FAB?"

Guys pretending to be a couple

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By *wingin CatMan  over a year ago

London

"No, I won't cum in your mouth"?

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By *oding1Man  over a year ago

marlow


""I'm straight""

Number of guys who message me with how are you.

When I look at their profile has straight? ?

Don't understand.

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Guys claiming to be heterosexual when are clearly not it's nothing to be ashamed about

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By *azza72Man  over a year ago

Leeds

“My wife would love a tribute from you”

Roughly translated means “I’d love to see you cum over a photo of the wife without her knowledge”

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By *94meeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

Age.

Some women pretend to be 40 forever!!

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By *arryflashMan  over a year ago

Frome

It's got to be age. I've seen the profiles of guys who were older than me when I joined and now they're a few years younger.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Plenty of lies in this order

1. Recency of photos

2. Age

3. Body type

They’re the most common by far. The body type one I can’t even tell if it’s intentional or if people have different interpretations of what the different options mean.

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