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What's your definition of athletic?
I can't run the length of myself and never set foot in a gym but I reserve the right to call myself whatever I choose and I chose not to call myself average ever again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this"
Shot putters are athletes |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
It depends on the sport.
Marathon runner: skinny and wiry
Mid distance runner: normal build, but very toned
Sprinter: muscular and well toned
Body builder: overly bulked up and overly sculpted
Darts player: bit of a belly and no tone.
Powerlifter: lots of bulk, less emaphasis on tone
Sumo wrestler: easily labelled as obese
Wrestlers, can be all of the above.
All of them claim to be athletes.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My wife looks thin not athletic yet she runs 5k every other day and works out between with yoga and fitness rings etc. Not all have to look toned and muscular. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I might change mine to athletic for a laugh 
Changing mine to sandwhich tits  i'll pm admin and request it.
. I’d love a tit sandwich! I’m the filling  "
that would fly of the shelves |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this"
I'm sure you can answer that yourself. |
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"I’m a bit rubbish with the size categories tbh, but I guess people can chose to put whatever they like on their profile! Miss pc "
Don't worry Miss pc.
Looked you up and in the guides you are "Perfectly Formed". |
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By *1bttmMan
over a year ago
Shoreditch east London |
"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this"
I don't know OP but give us an idea why u think women are worse? What is yr definition of athletic and what would u class yrself as? |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this
I'm sure you can answer that yourself."
Women, they cover up their hair colour, wobbly bits, nails, age, weight, height, skin blemishes.
Then get all shitty, if they discover a bloke is hiding something.
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"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this
I don't know OP but give us an idea why u think women are worse? What is yr definition of athletic and what would u class yrself as? "
he already has classified himself profile says athletic |
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By *1bttmMan
over a year ago
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"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this
I don't know OP but give us an idea why u think women are worse? What is yr definition of athletic and what would u class yrself as? he already has classified himself profile says athletic"
I didn't look to begin with. But would be interested to know why tbh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I find this profile interesting. I couldn’t decide between athletic or slim . I mean I think I’m in okay shape but at the same time I only weigh 66 Kg (10.5 stone).
Anyway I opted for the former for now anyway. |
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To be fair, the body type description options on here are alittle limited . I’ve had to select athletic due to no better option. Even though I’m a former professional athlete, I wouldn’t class myself as having an athletic body type in terms of aesthetics. I’d image that as being alot smaller and leaner type physique but there is no option to select muscled, bodybuilder or jacked so athletic it is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Give me a dad bod any day
I have one
I'm also altheic as I'm quick over 10 yards when last orders in a pub
Very nice, & a sense of humour too..  "
Thanks 
Oh that I have and quick whitted as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this
I'm sure you can answer that yourself.
Women, they cover up their hair colour, wobbly bits, nails, age, weight, height, skin blemishes.
Then get all shitty, if they discover a bloke is hiding something.
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Take a look at advertising towards womens products. ‘Cover those greys’
Here’s some underwear that can suck all your wobbly bits in!
How about some make up to cover any unsightly blemishes?
It’s hardly surprising since there’s a hell of a lot of judgement if we dare to be ‘natural’
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this
I'm sure you can answer that yourself.
Women, they cover up their hair colour, wobbly bits, nails, age, weight, height, skin blemishes.
Then get all shitty, if they discover a bloke is hiding something.
Take a look at advertising towards womens products. ‘Cover those greys’
Here’s some underwear that can suck all your wobbly bits in!
How about some make up to cover any unsightly blemishes?
It’s hardly surprising since there’s a hell of a lot of judgement if we dare to be ‘natural’
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I never judge anyone at all. Nothing wrong with natural at all |
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"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this
I'm sure you can answer that yourself.
Women, they cover up their hair colour, wobbly bits, nails, age, weight, height, skin blemishes.
Then get all shitty, if they discover a bloke is hiding something.
Take a look at advertising towards womens products. ‘Cover those greys’
Here’s some underwear that can suck all your wobbly bits in!
How about some make up to cover any unsightly blemishes?
It’s hardly surprising since there’s a hell of a lot of judgement if we dare to be ‘natural’
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Oh my god, exactly this!
When guys say they were tricked because a girl was wearing make up.
I'm sorry, but I am not responsible for the stupidity of someone thinking that I could actually have gold eye lids! |
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"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this"
Athletic means very different things to different people. To me as a climber athletic means slim, lots of muscle and very little fat but to a power lifter / strong man that would mean huge muscles on a large frame with either a big belly or bum (depending on sex) and very nice thick thighs lol. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this
I'm sure you can answer that yourself.
Women, they cover up their hair colour, wobbly bits, nails, age, weight, height, skin blemishes.
Then get all shitty, if they discover a bloke is hiding something.
Take a look at advertising towards womens products. ‘Cover those greys’
Here’s some underwear that can suck all your wobbly bits in!
How about some make up to cover any unsightly blemishes?
It’s hardly surprising since there’s a hell of a lot of judgement if we dare to be ‘natural’
Oh my god, exactly this!
When guys say they were tricked because a girl was wearing make up.
I'm sorry, but I am not responsible for the stupidity of someone thinking that I could actually have gold eye lids! "
Wonder bras! Take 'em and and wonder where'd the boobs went?  |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
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"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this"
I know right, fucking chubsters getting in the way of finding a decent meet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The categories need to be changed. If you are muscular/rugby physique , you are not necessarily athletic nor would you want to describe yourself as large ! |
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"The categories need to be changed. If you are muscular/rugby physique , you are not necessarily athletic nor would you want to describe yourself as large !"
I agree, I don't like the categories. My hubby described me as curvy when setting up the profile whereas I feel I'm ample. However it's not exactly a sexy description is it!?' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this
I'm sure you can answer that yourself.
Women, they cover up their hair colour, wobbly bits, nails, age, weight, height, skin blemishes.
Then get all shitty, if they discover a bloke is hiding something.
Take a look at advertising towards womens products. ‘Cover those greys’
Here’s some underwear that can suck all your wobbly bits in!
How about some make up to cover any unsightly blemishes?
It’s hardly surprising since there’s a hell of a lot of judgement if we dare to be ‘natural’
Oh my god, exactly this!
When guys say they were tricked because a girl was wearing make up.
I'm sorry, but I am not responsible for the stupidity of someone thinking that I could actually have gold eye lids!
Wonder bras! Take 'em and and wonder where'd the boobs went? "
You’d have to be pretty daft not to know what a wonderbra does |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this
I'm sure you can answer that yourself.
Women, they cover up their hair colour, wobbly bits, nails, age, weight, height, skin blemishes.
Then get all shitty, if they discover a bloke is hiding something.
Take a look at advertising towards womens products. ‘Cover those greys’
Here’s some underwear that can suck all your wobbly bits in!
How about some make up to cover any unsightly blemishes?
It’s hardly surprising since there’s a hell of a lot of judgement if we dare to be ‘natural’
Oh my god, exactly this!
When guys say they were tricked because a girl was wearing make up.
I'm sorry, but I am not responsible for the stupidity of someone thinking that I could actually have gold eye lids!
Wonder bras! Take 'em and and wonder where'd the boobs went?
You’d have to be pretty daft not to know what a wonderbra does "
The audacity of these bitches, wanting to look nice then they go out  |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
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"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this
I'm sure you can answer that yourself.
Women, they cover up their hair colour, wobbly bits, nails, age, weight, height, skin blemishes.
Then get all shitty, if they discover a bloke is hiding something.
Take a look at advertising towards womens products. ‘Cover those greys’
Here’s some underwear that can suck all your wobbly bits in!
How about some make up to cover any unsightly blemishes?
It’s hardly surprising since there’s a hell of a lot of judgement if we dare to be ‘natural’
Oh my god, exactly this!
When guys say they were tricked because a girl was wearing make up.
I'm sorry, but I am not responsible for the stupidity of someone thinking that I could actually have gold eye lids!
Wonder bras! Take 'em and and wonder where'd the boobs went?
You’d have to be pretty daft not to know what a wonderbra does
The audacity of these bitches, wanting to look nice then they go out "
I know... preach it sister! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I keep things simple and take athletic to be athletic appearance. For example, lean and toned similar to a track and field person.
Just because your fit, doesn't mean you have an athletic figure.
I mean look at rugby player types, there incredibly fit but actually stocky types or have bellys depending on who you look at. There is the odd athletic type, but that's not the image most think of when thinking of rugby build is it.
Just be objective when describing yourself.
I mean lets face it, most people pay more attention to the pics you post. Than the description. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this"
After looking at your photos OP - pot, kettle, black.
Unless of course your sport is darts….. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do people describe themselves Athletic when clearly they are not? It seems to be the ladies worse than the men doing this
After looking at your photos OP - pot, kettle, black.
Unless of course your sport is darts….."
made me chuckle. |
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