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By *icentious OP   Couple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills

I hear talk about unicorns, Adonises and their needs.

What makes you so special to enter into an intimate couples relationship?

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By *astpoetMan  over a year ago

where the world takes me

I can bring wine?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fruit Pastilles

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By *dfabMan  over a year ago

Dunboyne

Smokes,my homebrew beer and condoms, always condoms

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mints

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By *lexeatonMan  over a year ago

Lichfield

My A-Game, don't want to waste the opportunity

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By *inky_CarpenterMan  over a year ago

Portsmouth

I don't claim to be special.

I'm not built like a Greek God, I don't have the stamina of a Teenage Athlete, and my cock it only a little bit more than average in size. So I guess the only thing I have to offer is my mind .....

Over the years I like to think that I've developed a high EQ and an instinctual ability to read my partners body and desires, Especialy the repressed and subconscious ones.

It probably helps a little that my kink is giving pleasure to my sexual partners. So I adapt myself to their wants and needs. Their desires, pleasures and Kinks become my own. And selfishly, their orgasms become my biggest reward.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good Oral Sex and a bridge between both sexes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A big, long, pink ding-dong penis.

And the ability to turn any bro-down into a hoe-down.

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By *unloversCouple  over a year ago

rotherham

I can bring myself

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By *xydadbodMan  over a year ago

Milton keynes

I can bring a box of malteasers and a smile

Actually make that 2 boxes.. I'm feeling peckish lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have twister

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stamina

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Me myself and I

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By *D of funCouple  over a year ago

Northampton

Popcorn

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By *DI SocialsWoman  over a year ago

York


"I hear talk about unicorns, Adonises and their needs.

What makes you so special to enter into an intimate couples relationship?"

As a single fem, aka unicorn

I don't enter, I am invited by said couple

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I make a cracking cup of tea. Oh and I'll bring cake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't claim to be special.

I'm not built like a Greek God, I don't have the stamina of a Teenage Athlete, and my cock it only a little bit more than average in size. So I guess the only thing I have to offer is my mind .....

Over the years I like to think that I've developed a high EQ and an instinctual ability to read my partners body and desires, Especialy the repressed and subconscious ones.

It probably helps a little that my kink is giving pleasure to my sexual partners. So I adapt myself to their wants and needs. Their desires, pleasures and Kinks become my own. And selfishly, their orgasms become my biggest reward.

"

Sold.... to the man with the tool belt

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Chocolate fudge cake

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By *rsTrellisWoman  over a year ago

Cambridge


"I hear talk about unicorns, Adonises and their needs.

What makes you so special to enter into an intimate couples relationship?"

I wouldn’t have a threesome with a couple with a “what makes you so special?” approach.

Threesome are three adults having some fun together. If I’m the single person in a threesome, I like to feel welcome. I like each person to feel included and sexy and I like us all to have fun.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My charm, my wit, oh and my sparkling personality

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man  over a year ago

Stourbridge

A defibrillator

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Snacks.....main thing needed at a threesome right?

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple  over a year ago

Maidstone

To act as their toy for the night and help fulfil as many fantasies as possible, within reason.

Ed

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By *angerous123Man  over a year ago

Leeds

Well I'll only meet with bi couples, so assuming I'll be someone they both fancy. Im also open minded and know how to fuck

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By *entBarryUKMan  over a year ago

Ashford


"Fruit Pastilles"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I hear talk about unicorns, Adonises and their needs.

What makes you so special to enter into an intimate couples relationship?

I wouldn’t have a threesome with a couple with a “what makes you so special?” approach.

My sentiments exactly.

Threesome are three adults having some fun together. If I’m the single person in a threesome, I like to feel welcome. I like each person to feel included and sexy and I like us all to have fun.

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think I’d bring me….

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Witty repartee and hot sex obvs.

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By *ob7Man  over a year ago

Falmouth

I take enormous enthusiasm , enormous experience and hands that melt ze ladies.

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By *aughty but nice...Man  over a year ago

Staffs

Sex toys , enthusiasm,A game,dirty filthy mindset, and lots and lots of energy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I hear talk about unicorns, Adonises and their needs.

What makes you so special to enter into an intimate couples relationship?"

A willingness to try anything and everything x

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By *andy 1Couple  over a year ago

northeast

my wife

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Towels lots of towels

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By *aiseiMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

My last threesome, which was a long time ago, was partially based on my athletic build at the time. The hubby of the couple was very slim build, so I brought a different physical dynamic.

If I can find the motivation to get my cake-enhanced arse back the gym, that could return.

Average cock in terms of length, a bit above average in girth. That’s also the only element of dick I bring; I like to think I’m about as easy going as it gets.

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By *urious_couple_ukCouple  over a year ago

South Cambs


"I don't claim to be special.

I'm not built like a Greek God, I don't have the stamina of a Teenage Athlete, and my cock it only a little bit more than average in size. So I guess the only thing I have to offer is my mind .....

Over the years I like to think that I've developed a high EQ and an instinctual ability to read my partners body and desires, Especialy the repressed and subconscious ones.

It probably helps a little that my kink is giving pleasure to my sexual partners. So I adapt myself to their wants and needs. Their desires, pleasures and Kinks become my own. And selfishly, their orgasms become my biggest reward.

"

Surely if this were a competition this answer would win! I love a witty response but for me a third needs to bring a certain dynamic, or a connection. High EQ is an awesome answer!

Though a nice bottle of wine and some chocolate based snack to refuel is always good!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Two other people.

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By *inky_CarpenterMan  over a year ago

Portsmouth


"I don't claim to be special.

I'm not built like a Greek God, I don't have the stamina of a Teenage Athlete, and my cock it only a little bit more than average in size. So I guess the only thing I have to offer is my mind .....

Over the years I like to think that I've developed a high EQ and an instinctual ability to read my partners body and desires, Especialy the repressed and subconscious ones.

It probably helps a little that my kink is giving pleasure to my sexual partners. So I adapt myself to their wants and needs. Their desires, pleasures and Kinks become my own. And selfishly, their orgasms become my biggest reward.

Surely if this were a competition this answer would win! I love a witty response but for me a third needs to bring a certain dynamic, or a connection. High EQ is an awesome answer!

Though a nice bottle of wine and some chocolate based snack to refuel is always good! "

I would have assumed that arriving with the basics, like champagne, chocolates, ice cubes, breathmints and condoms was just basic good manners.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

M&S Salted caramel tea cakes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pringles

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By *ancer36Woman  over a year ago

Stirling

Flexibility!

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By *urious_couple_ukCouple  over a year ago

South Cambs


"I don't claim to be special.

I'm not built like a Greek God, I don't have the stamina of a Teenage Athlete, and my cock it only a little bit more than average in size. So I guess the only thing I have to offer is my mind .....

Over the years I like to think that I've developed a high EQ and an instinctual ability to read my partners body and desires, Especialy the repressed and subconscious ones.

It probably helps a little that my kink is giving pleasure to my sexual partners. So I adapt myself to their wants and needs. Their desires, pleasures and Kinks become my own. And selfishly, their orgasms become my biggest reward.

Surely if this were a competition this answer would win! I love a witty response but for me a third needs to bring a certain dynamic, or a connection. High EQ is an awesome answer!

Though a nice bottle of wine and some chocolate based snack to refuel is always good!

I would have assumed that arriving with the basics, like champagne, chocolates, ice cubes, breathmints and condoms was just basic good manners.....

"

Then I’m meeting the wrong people!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good manners goes along way in getting a fab meet

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By *assie101Woman  over a year ago

Kent

My boobs and a willing attitude

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can bring awkward nerves and boobs.

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By *omfoolerykentMan  over a year ago

dartford

I would bring an easy going attitude, the ability to laugh, to talk, not to be shy, to not get the hump when when someone says no, a very hard willing cock and to top it off with a little touch of experience

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By *tagmeupMan  over a year ago

wirral

Condoms and prosecco

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By *inTonic2018Couple  over a year ago

Cardiff


"I hear talk about unicorns, Adonises and their needs.

What makes you so special to enter into an intimate couples relationship?

I wouldn’t have a threesome with a couple with a “what makes you so special?” approach.

Threesome are three adults having some fun together. If I’m the single person in a threesome, I like to feel welcome. I like each person to feel included and sexy and I like us all to have fun.

"

Well said.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fruit Pastilles"

This one’s a winner ha ha. Made me smile

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By *rFussyMan  over a year ago

preston

A tool kit, last one we had I ended up locked in the shower ?????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Champagne and an open attitude.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm anything they want me to be. I make sure my oral skills are used on them both equally well.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Would send someone else

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

I'm not special, I'm just me...thats enough

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By *ctionman11Man  over a year ago

maldon

Stamina

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What i’ve always brought to a threesome, or more specifically when I’ve joined a couple is understanding just that, they are a couple. I am there to enhance their experience. It’s a privilege to join them and be part of something so intimate so I enjoy filling the requirement of any fantasies they have and watching them enjoying the moment. Of course I get a huge amount of pleasure out of it too but always on their terms.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ve got half of a tube of Pringles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A filthy mind

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By *oiluvfunMan  over a year ago

Penrith


"I hear talk about unicorns, Adonises and their needs.

What makes you so special to enter into an intimate couples relationship?

I wouldn’t have a threesome with a couple with a “what makes you so special?” approach.

Threesome are three adults having some fun together. If I’m the single person in a threesome, I like to feel welcome. I like each person to feel included and sexy and I like us all to have fun.

"

Similar to my thoughts! I just don’t want to feel like an anonymous cock with the ability to get itself from A to B at a time which suits the couple

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By *9alMan  over a year ago

Bridgend

all I can bring is a cock a mouth & an arse

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple  over a year ago

Coventry

An opportunity to just immerse themselves into our warmth, love and silliness really and the rest will sort its self out.

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By *ensualgent38Man  over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

A friendly smile, a deep voice for dirty whispers, a big cock that loves to be shared, and the stamina to enjoy a long luscious time with two fellow adventurers

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home

A big cheesy grin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve got half of a tube of Pringles "

What flavour?

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan  over a year ago

Where ever I lay my hat

Respect and filth in equal measure!

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By *orkshrCplCouple  over a year ago

Ripon

I'd bring cake

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By *ensualgent38Man  over a year ago

London & Edinburgh


"I'd bring cake "

Gateau or cream sponge?

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By *pentoanythingMan  over a year ago

Rotherham


"I'd bring cake "

Cake sounds good. drinks surely a must. I’d ask what the couple drink and bring that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Uno dare !!

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By *orkshrCplCouple  over a year ago

Ripon


"I'd bring cake

Gateau or cream sponge?"

Hmm depends what they like. Can't go wrong with Betty's sachertorte though

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By *ensualgent38Man  over a year ago

London & Edinburgh


"I'd bring cake

Gateau or cream sponge?

Hmm depends what they like. Can't go wrong with Betty's sachertorte though"

Now you’re talking. Nice strong coffee on the side. I’m licking my lips!

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By *illybellend99Man 51 weeks ago

Henley-in-Arden

i can bring a mop n bucket and a big cheesy grin

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman 51 weeks ago

In the clouds

Snacks

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By *eckingHornedMan 51 weeks ago

Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 02/01/24 22:26:52]

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By *illybellend99Man 51 weeks ago

Henley-in-Arden

i bet if i got in taxi driven by a pakistan man n asked to go to henry with hardon....id still get home

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By *hunky GentMan 51 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Blue lingerie for the lady or ladies

And bacon butties for afterwards.

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By *yeSureMan 51 weeks ago

Glasgow

A continuation of frivolity’s that were happening at hotel bar (ideal scenario)

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By *urvelover87Man 51 weeks ago

stevenage

"What would you bring to a three some?"

Disappointment.

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By *unny and The LighthouseCouple 51 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

A double ended dildo and Jammie Dodgers for afterwards x

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

My mind

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By *illybellend99Man 51 weeks ago

Henley-in-Arden

id bring two full balls and a positive can do attitude

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By *intteaMan 51 weeks ago

Bristol

I’m sure we used to sing a hymn at primary school about this…

And the answer was “briiiiiiny my all”

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By *hristov9999Man 51 weeks ago

liverpool south

Is the answer 'Truffles?'

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By *dfabMan 51 weeks ago

Dunboyne

The answer is not someone who digs up year old threads

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By *edHeelsCplCouple 51 weeks ago

Kenilworth

An inflatable kangaroo called Janice

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

Two others

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

The mrs

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By *helroyCouple 51 weeks ago

Skegness

the wife

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By *moothdickMan 51 weeks ago

stoke

Three vanilla slices

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

Capri Sun, and the occasional motivational quip

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By *ymac580Man 51 weeks ago

Derby

A good attitude,sling and plenty toys

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By *ony 529Man 51 weeks ago

coventry

Willing to serve them both. … In anyway, they wish

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

What ever food required

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By *r-8-BBCMan 51 weeks ago

LONDON

Wray & Nephew, Condoms and wet wipes.

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By *etshavesomefun789Man 51 weeks ago

Margate

I can be funny at times, and have a head full of useless information haha

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By *heonixrising500Man 51 weeks ago

Barnsley

The thrill

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By *RWoodyCouple 51 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Drinks, snacks and an open mind.

Massively dependant on who the other two are of course...

J x

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By *teveanddebsCouple 51 weeks ago

Norwich

Utter filth

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

Usually my wand!

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By *entleman JayMan 51 weeks ago

Wakefield

Orange Matchmakers.

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By *adja_lazloCouple 51 weeks ago

Solihull


"I hear talk about unicorns, Adonises and their needs.

What makes you so special to enter into an intimate couples relationship?"

Us two lol

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By *rispyDuckMan 51 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

2 is company, 3 is a party

I bring the party & a big cock lol

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By *orphia2003Woman 51 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

A selection of strap-ons, craft beer, handmade chocolate truffles,

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By *r TriomanMan 51 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Respect, energy and enthusiasm and.... Condoms!

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By *eckard2019Man 51 weeks ago

North West Durham

The comic relief

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By *ust-a-GuyMan 51 weeks ago

.

Dad jokes and twice the dissapointment.

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

I'm not so I don't.

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By *interflingMan 51 weeks ago

london

The cereal box game

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 51 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Boobs big enough to have a threesome on my own

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By *ereFlix75Man 51 weeks ago

Hitchin


"Smokes,my homebrew beer and condoms, always condoms "

you are on!

I take your homebrew, you can have my wife

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By *ereFlix75Man 51 weeks ago

Hitchin

My 9by6 to be enjoyed by both... and my dry sense of humour

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 51 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I provide much-needed sarcasm.

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By *as1373Couple 51 weeks ago

Taupo, New Zealand & Persian Gulf

A fourth

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 51 weeks ago

Around the Midlands


"The cereal box game"

Just bringing it or are you saying you're good at it?

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

Dissapointment

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By *he KinkysCouple 51 weeks ago

Edinburgh

The awesomeness that is me

but really would bring condoms, drinks, toys etc x

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

I will actually turn up when and not dropout at the last minute. Be clear and smelling nice. Xxx

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By *lovetoowatchMan 51 weeks ago

Sheffield

Cheese i would bring cheese ??

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By *halMan 51 weeks ago

North West

Cheesecake

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By *ornado69Man 51 weeks ago

Princess Risborough

Well if its a bi mmf i can bring no holes bared fun lol

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

cock, smile and a bottle of wine....

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By *rispyDuckMan 51 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I’ve got a few board games I could bring!

Monopoly, Chinese checkers, payday etc lol

Or card games (drinking games, cards against humanity, Exploding kittens etc)

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By *nked_coupleCouple 51 weeks ago

Durham

I could bring 2 of us

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By *uger n Spice78Couple 51 weeks ago

South East Coast


"I can bring a box of malteasers and a smile

Actually make that 2 boxes.. I'm feeling peckish lol"

Love that made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

Box of condoms

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By *678Man 51 weeks ago

Surrey

Excessive amounts of cum, a cheeky smile and decent conversation haha

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By *lowhands7Man 51 weeks ago

South Leicestershire

Me, myself and I. Freshly washed and raring to go

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By *inkedKuntsCouple 51 weeks ago

Sheffield

2 boxes and a carrot

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By *illybellend99Man 51 weeks ago

Henley-in-Arden

id bring the duct tape to wrap the hamsters in.....stops um splitting when ya fuck um..........ohhhh bugger wrong chat box

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By *illybellend99Man 51 weeks ago

Henley-in-Arden

as a catholic priest....i wud bring my bible and hope to see you sinners repent

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By *rozac_fairyCouple 51 weeks ago

Birmingham

Well, we bring 2 of the 3 people. That probably counts for something just on its own.

But what I bring is a knowledge of sensory kinks, focused around massage and making the skin prickle in that delicious way. I can use a strap on even in the hardest moments (I've fucked my way through alot of club music including Fresh Price) and will go for hours without needing a break if thats wanted, I come with toys and restraints for those wanting to stray away from the basics of vanilla.

I'm more of a giver than a reciever when it comes to foreplay and as I'm a Switch, I can either take control if people are a little nervous or submissive or I can bow down (for the right person) if they want a fuck toy for the night

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By *ampire69Man 51 weeks ago

Birmingham West Midlands

A filthy imagination a horny cock and a willingness to engage with the other two people, a very kinky open mind willing to learn

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By *illybellend99Man 51 weeks ago

Henley-in-Arden

i will bring my own tissues as last time i forgot my tissues and i upset the cpl when i used the curtains....some ppl get so upset about the smallest detail

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By *dfabMan 51 weeks ago

Dunboyne


"as a catholic priest....i wud bring my bible and hope to see you sinners repent

"

I call bullshit!

You'd bring two altar boys you already abused ya filthy bastard!

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By *ubcdverykinkyMan 51 weeks ago

Bourne lincs

My fantastic arse lol xxx

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