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Kiss, Suck, Fuck or Pass with a hilarious excuse pt6

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By *aughtiness69 OP Couple over a year ago

Kinmel bay

If your going to pass, atleast make it hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck

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By *ightwishMan over a year ago

Dunstable

"Fuck "

Fuck

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By *aughtiness69 OP Couple over a year ago

Kinmel bay

Return the favour

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS over a year ago

somewhere

Do what I’m told

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh we’d love that

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS over a year ago

somewhere

"Oh we’d love that "

I wish xxx

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

"Oh we’d love that

I wish xxx"
kiss and who knows after that

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By *urenutsMan over a year ago

waltham cross/Harrow HA1

Pass

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By *randmrsmanchesterCouple over a year ago

Manchester

Pass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pass"

Kiss

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By *unkym34Man over a year ago

London

"Pass"
fuck her pork scratchings and a pint for him

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By *yway60Man over a year ago

Gamlingay

Kiss suck and fuck (sorry mate lol)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pass…..or pass out with surprise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kiss suck and fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Suck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pass … go and collect 200

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pass

Cold hands here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pass

Cold hands here"

Fuck if we can

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By *xtrafun4youMan over a year ago

Dunstable

Fuck

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By *urenutsMan over a year ago

waltham cross/Harrow HA1

"Fuck"

Pub meet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

High five

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We would love to shake hands but that would be impossible as you cannot let go of your cock.. are you trying to superglue it back on?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pass … go and collect 200 "

None taken

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kiss and fuck...mmmmmmx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We would love to shake hands but that would be impossible as you cannot let go of your cock.. are you trying to superglue it back on?"
that’s exactly it . Adhesive has stuck everything together

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pass, I’m going to see a man about a dog

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pass, I’m going to see a man about a dog "

Fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pass, I’m going to see a man about a dog

Fuck

Pass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Suck

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By *urenutsMan over a year ago

waltham cross/Harrow HA1

Fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pass sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pass sorry"

Suck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pass sorry

Suck"

Fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pass. Sorry

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

Fuck primary...please ?

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

Doh,

Priya

Bloody autocarrot

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

Suck x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Defo fuck he he xx

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By *otts72Man over a year ago

London

"Defo fuck he he xx"

Fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kiss .

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

"Kiss ."

More of the same...just give me a minute to..erm...gather my thoughts

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By *onderingpurposeMan over a year ago

Belfast

"Kiss .

More of the same...just give me a minute to..erm...gather my thoughts

I'm shoveling snow

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

"Kiss .

More of the same...just give me a minute to..erm...gather my thoughts

I'm shoveling snow"

Is that a euphemism?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Passing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Passing"

Pass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Passing

Pass "

Fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sit on face he he xx

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By *onderingpurposeMan over a year ago

Belfast

"Sit on face he he xx"

Kiss and more

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By *ungry 4 youMan over a year ago

Near you

"Sit on face he he xx

Kiss and more"

Pass as going to buy a glass hammer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sit on face he he xx"
any time

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By *eeds toy boyMan over a year ago

leeds

"Sit on face he he xx

Kiss and more

Pass as going to buy a glass hammer"
passing on this one as iv just woke up

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By *ffanotdykeCouple over a year ago

Telford

Pass. Sorry we are off to Poundland to do our shopping.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pass - Poundland is far too upmarket for me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pass - Poundland is far too upmarket for me! "

Pass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

More passing sorry

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By *ungry 4 youMan over a year ago

Near you

"Pass - Poundland is far too upmarket for me!

Pass "

Pass- I got to drain my radiators

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By *eachy123Woman over a year ago

Rochdale/Manchester/Blackpool and were ever the mood takes me

"Pass - Poundland is far too upmarket for me!

Pass

Pass- I got to drain my radiators "

Pass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drink

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By *onderingpurposeMan over a year ago

Belfast

"Pass - Poundland is far too upmarket for me!

Pass

Pass- I got to drain my radiators

Pass"

Kiss and more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pass - Poundland is far too upmarket for me!

Pass

Pass- I got to drain my radiators

Pass

Kiss and more"

Pint of Guinness

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guinness sounds good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guinness sounds good "

Kiss then suck

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

Fuck

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By *ornyyorksMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

Pass

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Sorry, but I'm rehearsing my Shakespeare.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m having a colonic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everything but pass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pass, I'd rather have a drink

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By *ustdaveHantsMan over a year ago

chippenham

Pass... I'm jabbing unjabbed persons in Portsmouth..... No I actually am

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By *oeBiggs321Man over a year ago

Reading

Pass I’m scared of needles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pass... I'm jabbing unjabbed persons in Portsmouth..... No I actually am

Pass

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By *igblue66Man over a year ago

romsey

Pass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pass

It’s the first day back at work too busy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pass

It’s the first day back at work too busy

Fuck

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By *exy Ruby 100 300Couple over a year ago

unknown

Pass only because too young , R x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pass only because too young , R x"

Fuck

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By *onderingpurposeMan over a year ago

Belfast

"Pass only because too young , R x"

Kiss and foreplay and ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pass

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By *D of funCouple over a year ago

Northampton

Drink, kiss....

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By *s2walesCouple over a year ago

Gwent...

Kissssss x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kissssss x"

Kiss & fuck

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS over a year ago

Sexville

"Kissssss x

Kiss & fuck "

Defo suck and let him pound me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck all night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pass

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By *rownhotnessMan over a year ago

Cheshire/Midlands

Pass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pass sorry

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By *relanddirectMan over a year ago

cheshire

Kiss n fuck?

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By *ungry 4 youMan over a year ago

Near you

"Pass sorry"

Fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pass sorry

Fuck"

Pass

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By *esi_maverickMan over a year ago

Solihull

Pass I’m on my way to asda

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pass. We’re going cow tipping (this is a joke before someone calls peta)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *aughty in TamworthMan over a year ago

Tamworth

Fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slip into his bum tunnel from behind whilst kissing his neck and caressing his balls with my left hand reach around.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

You seem to have your hands full.

I'll get the beers in for later.

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS over a year ago

Sexville

"You seem to have your hands full.

I'll get the beers in for later.

Suck whilst he drinks his beer

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By *ungry 4 youMan over a year ago

Near you

"You seem to have your hands full.

I'll get the beers in for later.

Suck whilst he drinks his beer "

Pint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You seem to have your hands full.

I'll get the beers in for later.

Suck whilst he drinks his beer

Pint"

Pass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You seem to have your hands full.

I'll get the beers in for later.

Suck whilst he drinks his beer

Pint"

Suck

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By *igblue66Man over a year ago

romsey

It's a suprise

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By *rgasmdonorMan over a year ago

millstreet

Pint and see where it goes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pint and see where it goes "

Pass

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By *ames R300Man over a year ago

bridgend

Pass

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By *j321Man over a year ago

Huddersfield

Pass

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple over a year ago

Exeter

"Pint and see where it goes

Pass "

Pass as looks like he's from a 90's Boy band.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck

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By *aughty in TamworthMan over a year ago

Tamworth

Would love to fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would love to fuck"

Pass

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By *esi_maverickMan over a year ago

Solihull

Pass a pint on to him

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By *j321Man over a year ago

Huddersfield

Pint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pass

Too curious

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By *etefromderbyMan over a year ago

Derby

Kiss please

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Pass

Too curious "

Smack that ass.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kiss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pass

Too curious "

Drinks seeing as you’re not looking for single males

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kiss"

Sorry, the kiss was for naughty 40's!

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By *arah_kieran_ukCouple over a year ago

Greater London

"Kiss"

Rest my head on that beautiful chest!

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Kiss

Sorry, the kiss was for naughty 40's!"

I'll get me coat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kiss

Sorry, the kiss was for naughty 40's!

I'll get me coat.

Pass & here’s your coat mate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pass we’re at a sausage making class that day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kiss

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By *ungry 4 youMan over a year ago

Near you

"Kiss"

Lick and fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kiss

Lick and fuck"

Pass

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By *j321Man over a year ago

Huddersfield

Pint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 pints

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By *esi_maverickMan over a year ago

Solihull

Couple of chasers to go with them pints

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"2 pints"

Pass

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By *unkym34Man over a year ago

London

"2 pints

Pass "
packet of Turkey flavoured crisps

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS over a year ago

Sexville

"2 pints

Pass packet of Turkey flavoured crisps "

Ooft suck and worship that Willy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck

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By *j321Man over a year ago

Huddersfield

Fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck"

Pass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A kebab for all the pints been passed lol need some food

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Suck xx

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By *j321Man over a year ago

Huddersfield

Fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Suck xx"

Fuck

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Suck xx"

Fuck me sideways.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Suck xx

Fuck me sideways.

Pass have a pint

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By *ornybobBuilderMan over a year ago

Sheffield

Beer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Beer"

Jd &

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drinks

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By *asiKhanMan over a year ago

luton

"Drinks"

Kiss and fuck hopefully x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beers

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By *esi_maverickMan over a year ago

Solihull

More beers

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By *j321Man over a year ago

Huddersfield

Beer

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By *esi_maverickMan over a year ago

Solihull

Cock blocked again

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By *ustcurious1000Couple over a year ago

Milton Keynes

What ever is requested of me

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By *onderingpurposeMan over a year ago

Belfast

"What ever is requested of me "

Kiss and much more

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By *estingBoundariesCouple over a year ago

Nr Louth

Beer

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By *igblue66Man over a year ago

romsey

Drinks and abit of a tease

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By *esi_maverickMan over a year ago

Solihull

Let us know how the tease goes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let us know how the tease goes "

Pass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Half a pint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pass as don’t do half pints

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pass as don’t do half pints

Pass more of a whisky man

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By *esi_maverickMan over a year ago

Solihull

Straight pass

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Straight to the bar.

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple over a year ago

Behind the bike shed!

"Straight to the bar.

Always a boob rub!

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS over a year ago

Sexville

"Straight to the bar.

Always a boob rub! "

Fuck both

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By *tlwMan over a year ago

Bermondsey

"Straight to the bar.

Always a boob rub!

Fuck both

I might fuck that ass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Straight to the bar.

Always a boob rub!

Fuck both

I might fuck that ass"

Long kiss

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By *risxbrisxMan over a year ago

Bristol

"Straight to the bar.

Always a boob rub!

Fuck both

Fuck, southwest too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Straight to the bar.

Always a boob rub!

Fuck both

I might fuck that ass

Long kiss

Long fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kiss

Mrs x

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Kiss

Mrs x"

Suck on those nipples.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kiss

Mrs x

Suck on those nipples.

Pass

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By *esi_maverickMan over a year ago

Solihull

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By *merald Eyes XWoman over a year ago

Can you find me….

Pass

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Pass "

Squeeze her cheeks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pass

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By *talianabsMan over a year ago

London

"Pass "

Pass

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