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By *averockrock OP Man over a year ago

swindon

What to do with it?

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By *innocentMan over a year ago

Littlehampton

What made you think this was a good idea to put on the internet

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

Wank

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By *ave1976XXXMan over a year ago

newmarket

"Wank"

Lol

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By *anama99Man over a year ago

Herts

I vote wank

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

cold shower

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What to do with it? "

If it really bothers you just go Bobbitt

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By *otnew16Man over a year ago

Dartford

"Wank"

Advice taken….wanking!

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By *ave1976XXXMan over a year ago

newmarket

"cold shower "

And have a wank lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bang it on a bin lid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hang something off of it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lol fab never fails to make me laugh everyday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

op walk in to the kitchen open a cupbord door put hard-on in then shut door ...hard-on gone ....job done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Draw googly eyes and a smiley face on it...mind post the pic though

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan over a year ago

London

Garden shears

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Play the bongos with it......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stand over the toilet pan and take forty pics ..and post them all

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By *ave1976XXXMan over a year ago

newmarket

"Stand over the toilet pan and take forty pics ..and post them all

Lol

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By *xydadbodMan over a year ago

Milton keynes

Can it be used as a hammer? I got a decking that needs building. I can provide the nails of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do what i do every time i have a hard on

Take said cock in right hand and shake vigorously

Few minutes later it will have disappeared leaving a sticky mess in place

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make some doughnuts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think about the ex , at the end she always managed to kill it dead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dave's gone quiet

I think we know who's advice he took..

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By *averockrock OP Man over a year ago

swindon

Great advices lol! You all made me laugh! Cheers!

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By *averockrock OP Man over a year ago

swindon

"Dave's gone quiet

I think we know who's advice he took.. "

Thought about the ex and puff back to normal again lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put a leather on it, give it a name, take it for walks.

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By *eat and discreetCouple over a year ago

somewhere

"Dave's gone quiet

I think we know who's advice he took.. "

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By *averockrock OP Man over a year ago

swindon

"Stand over the toilet pan and take forty pics ..and post them all

This is a funny one lol

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By *averockrock OP Man over a year ago

swindon

"op walk in to the kitchen open a cupbord door put hard-on in then shut door ...hard-on gone ....job done"

Ouch lol

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan over a year ago

All over the place

Don't put it in the toaster

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wank or boxer waist band it aha

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I vote wank"

Surely that's against electoral rules?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grab a handful of ham, warm it up a little. Pop ya wee fella inbetween it. You’ll never know the difference if you closed your eyes.

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By *irginieWoman over a year ago

Near Marlborough

Still waiting to find the answer?

V x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dave's gone quiet

I think we know who's advice he took..

Thought about the ex and puff back to normal again lol"
haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm laughing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dave is it wrong I keep checking your profile for the toilet pics..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dave is it wrong I keep checking your profile for the toilet pics..

Sounds wrong to me. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dave is it wrong I keep checking your profile for the toilet pics..

Sounds wrong to me. Lol"

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By *ownhamguyMan over a year ago

Battle

If it can reach your arse go fuck yourself lol

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By *ootprints1629Couple over a year ago

somewhere in moray

"What to do with it? "

Well I dunno...take it for a walk, take it on a shopping trip, introduce it to some family....WTF come on...seriously!

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By *urenutsMan over a year ago

waltham cross/Harrow HA1

Seriously!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take about 20/30 pictures of it but move the camera one degree left each time and then post them all on your profile.

As that is what a lot of guys do even though most women will tell you that they don't like a dick pic x

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By *averockrock OP Man over a year ago

swindon

"Dave is it wrong I keep checking your profile for the toilet pics..

Lol none on mine! I do prefer outdoor

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By *averockrock OP Man over a year ago

swindon

I am glad I am making you lot laugh and find the light side of it! Lol

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

Take hundreds of pictures of it from every conceivable angle and send them in messages. Women love that.

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple over a year ago

Maidstone

Place it strategically next to a sky remote or Lynx can. That seems to get some men off.

Lou x

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By *ave1976XXXMan over a year ago

newmarket

"Place it strategically next to a sky remote or Lynx can. That seems to get some men off.

Lou x "

Lol x

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By *averockrock OP Man over a year ago

swindon

"Place it strategically next to a sky remote or Lynx can. That seems to get some men off.

Lou x "

Lol

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By *averockrock OP Man over a year ago

swindon

"Take hundreds of pictures of it from every conceivable angle and send them in messages. Women love that."

Lol, bet they do!

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By *erry bull1Man over a year ago

doncaster

Rub your sky remote on it take a pic then post on here

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By *averockrock OP Man over a year ago

swindon

Lol

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By *rchitectMan over a year ago

Dorchester

Towel holder.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whack it with a ruler!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got a throbbing hard on now it's just annoying me

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By *averockrock OP Man over a year ago

swindon

Lol

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