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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So ladies , what's it to be ?
Do want me to come fuck you all night long, hard and fast ?
Make you wetter than a submarine ?
Wank down the phone ?
Meet you in the back of my car ?
Tell you how I'm going to destroy you ?
Blow tour mind ?
Put my real photos up ?
Message you every day ?
Some great choices , what's not to like about them ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"errrr.... can i get back to you "
Seriously ? You ladies won't fall at my feet for all of my suggestions ?
Not easy being a single bloke on here you know |
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"errrr.... can i get back to you
Seriously ? You ladies won't fall at my feet for all of my suggestions ?
Not easy being a single bloke on here you know "
Yes it is, we get more action than anyone |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"errrr.... can i get back to you
Seriously ? You ladies won't fall at my feet for all of my suggestions ?
Not easy being a single bloke on here you know
Yes it is, we get more action than anyone "
Yeah this is maybe true, it's all the fancy a duck message i sent , always a winner them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've already offered a glowing reference if you do a good job with the naked cleaning. What more do you men want? "
I want your address so I can come around with my large equipment and I'll bring my carpet cleaner too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Clean my house and do all my washing and ironing would win lol
Ditto - and do it naked "
And cook and feed the kids their tea.... that's after you have picked them up from school |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Damn missed both the above suggestions , ok how's about I'll meet couples and I'm BI but when I turn up I'll only play with the female , that's fair yeah ? |
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