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Men offering massages

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What’s with all this?! Seems to be that single men are offering massages now, it’s annoying. It seems to be the new thing to try and get a meet, where as it was “I’ll do your photographs for free” before. Any other couples annoyed by this?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's not annoying for a single woman....

Bring on the alternative remedy!

Unless the single guys are only looking for couples

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's not annoying for a single woman....

Bring on the alternative remedy!

Unless the single guys are only looking for couples

Not me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s with all this?! Seems to be that single men are offering massages now, it’s annoying. It seems to be the new thing to try and get a meet, where as it was “I’ll do your photographs for free” before. Any other couples annoyed by this?"

But I’m such a good photographer, and a wizard with my hands.

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By *leasure zoneCouple (MM) over a year ago

oxford

We offer 4 handed massage

And yes it’s a ruse to tempt ladies to come and be pleasured lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How many offers of massages have you received from single men in the last month?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It does appear to be the current trend. Doesn’t offend me though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It does appear to be the current trend. Doesn’t offend me though."

Is it a regular occurrence?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yes we get it daily.

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By *hongman1Man over a year ago

Mansfield

I don’t “offer” this per se, but I’m told I’m good at it, I enjoy doing it and I think it’s a nice thing for someone to do for a lady. But hey, it’s a single guy offering it so it just has to be annoying I guess.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

No we don't find it annoying, I rather enjoy a gentle massage when we are meeting

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Nowhere

I shall be offering free g spot massages with my special tool!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think it's a nice ice breaker for guys who aren't the best word-smiths

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By *ensual 2Couple over a year ago

Blackpool

Sue has a soft spot for a masseur.... always ends up with her all hot n sticky..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It does appear to be the current trend. Doesn’t offend me though.

Is it a regular occurrence?"

Yes, daily

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Love a massage x

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By *rotic StorytellerMan over a year ago

Nantwich

I once wrote a story about a gentleman that was offering a different kind of service. A cure for sore throats. He had a special pink applicator to dispense his linctus But since covid arrived, I think it would leave a 'bad taste'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Massage you with a camera, will be the best of both, finish it with cake.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are these people fully qualified with different types of massaging or the equivalent of me giving my wife a foot rub?

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By *acDreamyMan over a year ago

Wirral

I get loads of offersof massages from men too!

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

Not being funny but if I see someone offering a massage I presume they can not get an erection to have sex.

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan over a year ago

North Norfolk

"I get loads of offersof massages from men too! "

Same here mate

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By *ophie199Couple over a year ago

Leeds

I love a massage too.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Not being funny but if I see someone offering a massage I presume they can not get an erection to have sex."

Or they want sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not a fan of massage(Mrs PD)... so doesn't offend or interest me. I wouldn't go weak at the knees if someone offered it.

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By *ynecplCouple over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

No not annoying we just say no thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I shall be offering free g spot massages with my special tool!!

Always one who 'ups' the anti

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By *akie32Man over a year ago

winchester

yes it does seem to be a thing now, i just say well cn you sort out my broken shoulder, tend to quiet fter that

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By *akie32Man over a year ago

winchester

oh and btw i really do have a broken shoulder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m always interested in what offends people. It seems to simply come from differences in what folk are seeking as a thrill. I’m saddened that such differences lead to offence rather than tolerance and acceptance. If we can’t accept one another in here than we surely are doomed as a society. ??

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By *egoMan over a year ago

Preston

Literally never offered randomly but know I can if we are already together, or they have specifically asked on their status.

Most of my massages were refined in the workplace, so workplace safe. Cranial Sacrial? Massage was popular. Very little movement but big effects on there mind. As well as general display viewer back massage.

But I think your right, most guys would prob just use it as a ploy to get in your pants.

Anyone for a massage?

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By *ranimallxl5Man over a year ago

Winchester

I actually enjoy giving massages and was trained.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some people have been into tantric/sports or any other massage for a long time, i thimk there are a lot of people who may have a genuine intrest in it, but may get put off by the idea of (getting into the ladies knickers) approach.

So yes ive seen quite a few new Masseurs on the rise, how therapeutic there massage is i dont know.

Just hope they dont spoil the genuine massuers name!..

Verified !

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Yes I get this a lot OP.

99.9% of them probably mean a 2 minute rub down of the bum and boobs.

I’d love a proper yoni or tantric massage from someone who truly understands it.

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple over a year ago

Exeter

Another one is "you like outdoors, I can show you a good spot if you want"

Wouldn't say it annoys us much.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I get this a lot OP.

99.9% of them probably mean a 2 minute rub down of the bum and boobs.

I’d love a proper yoni or tantric massage from someone who truly understands it.

A two minute rub down concentrating on the boobs and bum is tantric ..........isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m always interested in what offends people. It seems to simply come from differences in what folk are seeking as a thrill. I’m saddened that such differences lead to offence rather than tolerance and acceptance. If we can’t accept one another in here than we surely are doomed as a society. ??"

No one has the right not to be offended.

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By *lamorousBeautyLondonWoman over a year ago

London

It is not the activity itself but the dishonesty that comes with it that annoys people. I am fairly sure that no one is offended by the idea of massage as an activity in itself

I have received some such "offers" and all I can recommend to people is to make sure and check the "small print" because these offers certainly come with conditions.

Such as a man who lives all the way across town from me whose "genuine offer" turned out to actually have a condition of me travelling to his home and trusting my safety to a stranger on the internet based verifications alone (i. e. on some words by other strangers on the internet). You literally cannot make this up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It is not the activity itself but the dishonesty that comes with it that annoys people. I am fairly sure that no one is offended by the idea of massage as an activity in itself

I have received some such "offers" and all I can recommend to people is to make sure and check the "small print" because these offers certainly come with conditions.

I have often wondered about lone females on this site and their personal safety which of course is paramount.

I will be surprised if any single woman would go to a strangers house would they?

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By *lixir of lifeMan over a year ago

knob Creek

Real men don’t need to offer anything except there company

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Real men don’t need to offer anything except there company

Tuts

Their company!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Yes I get this a lot OP.

99.9% of them probably mean a 2 minute rub down of the bum and boobs.

I’d love a proper yoni or tantric massage from someone who truly understands it.

A two minute rub down concentrating on the boobs and bum is tantric ..........isn’t it?

For £10 maybe

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Honestly it’s ridiculous! Kind of makes us miss the “free for a fuck?” brigade who normally blight the inboxes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I get this a lot OP.

99.9% of them probably mean a 2 minute rub down of the bum and boobs.

I’d love a proper yoni or tantric massage from someone who truly understands it.

Shame your soo far away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've never thought about offering a service before. What about providing a free serenade with accompaniment on spoons? I think I'll be inundated.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve had a few of those messages too. I just assumed they thought I was stressed out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I get this a lot OP.

99.9% of them probably mean a 2 minute rub down of the bum and boobs.

I’d love a proper yoni or tantric massage from someone who truly understands it.

A two minute rub down concentrating on the boobs and bum is tantric ..........isn’t it?

For £10 maybe

Ah, one of those massages............with all the usual facilities!

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By *iss DevilWoman over a year ago

Bedford

I do like a good massage, be it Tantra or massage with my spikey gloves. So relaxing, and unfortunately can't do it to myself

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A random offering me "massage" is an instant turn off for me.

Gives me the heebie jeebies.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A random offering me "massage" is an instant turn off for me.

Gives me the heebie jeebies."

You'd be all about the serenade and spoon accompaniment #difficultlady

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By *he love catsCouple over a year ago

South Wales

Not just single men give massages, we as a couple give the other couples a massage before play and they usually give us one in return if that's what they are in to, think it's a good start to a meet tbh, it's great fun

. X

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By *arpediemgentMan over a year ago

France

I find a lot of negative comments here and yes some men take the advantage as some men pose as couples and take advantage. I can only talk about my case. I am always clear that I am not a masseuse that it is just an interest and a sensual massage which is all I know/been trained on. I am not a specialist but genuinely love giving them, hence I got myself a massage table to pursue that interest and would never do a massage on a normal bed etc. Whether this goes further or not, it’s what is to be discussed, boundaries are discussed upfront, non verbal communication possibilities during the massage and are explained beforehand too and should anybody changes its mind, then that’s all OK.

I can see why lot of women view that as a scam and in most cases maybe it is but like in any other meet, discuss, meet for a social if needs to be, etc to judge the character of the person.

This issue is not the massage or offering the massage, it’s the person and lack of transparency or dishonesty

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By *hongman1Man over a year ago

Mansfield

"Not just single men give massages, we as a couple give the other couples a massage before play and they usually give us one in return if that's what they are in to, think it's a good start to a meet tbh, it's great fun

. X"

Fun? This is fab, there shall be no fun here!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's not annoying for a single woman....

Bring on the alternative remedy!

Unless the single guys are only looking for couples

Well looks like you'd have a fine figure to massage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sue has a soft spot for a masseur.... always ends up with her all hot n sticky.."

Looking at the pics of sue I could see she.wouldbt be short of massage offers

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By *hilcccMan over a year ago

West Lancashire

I’m always polite and ask a question about the profile.. don’t always get a reply tho ha ha probs cos 50 more handsome and vwe guys also message haha x

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By *hilcccMan over a year ago

West Lancashire

"It's not annoying for a single woman....

Bring on the alternative remedy!

Unless the single guys are only looking for couples

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now I can't say I've offered this. But this site is full of all kinds or pervs and kinks.. so why could these guys really not just get off on giving a women great pleasure?????

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By *hilcccMan over a year ago

West Lancashire

"It does appear to be the current trend. Doesn’t offend me though."

I give an excellent massage.. but I didn’t stand out from all the hundreds of messages you must get x

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By *hilcccMan over a year ago

West Lancashire

"Not being funny but if I see someone offering a massage I presume they can not get an erection to have sex."

Haha brilliant x

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By *hilcccMan over a year ago

West Lancashire

"Yes I get this a lot OP.

99.9% of them probably mean a 2 minute rub down of the bum and boobs.

I’d love a proper yoni or tantric massage from someone who truly understands it.

I’m not qualified in yoni or tantric but my massages last as long as the lady wants it x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It does appear to be the current trend. Doesn’t offend me though.

I give an excellent massage.. but I didn’t stand out from all the hundreds of messages you must get x"

We got few messages before looking to massage Mrs but no lol they say just looking to massage her nothing in return but without me lol it's more looking to get into her pussy, wife says no anyway as she knows there game lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It annoys me a lot. I *am* a qualified and insured massage therapist and I have spent a lot of time and money in learning a discipline so I can help people.

However I find it being used by some men to lure women with the sole intention purpose of getting a shag.

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By *uv2kissMan over a year ago

fenland

I had a massage room at my house and used to mention it on my single profile that I started in 2010

I have massage verifications and also pictures, most taken by the ladies husbands

I stopped specifically mentioning it a few years ago when I noticed so many men saying they can massage.

Some photos are still on my profile as are some of the Verifications

I still have a profile on actual massage sites, but the point of this reply is to say that there are genuine masseurs out there, but I no longer offer it to anyone on fab.

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By *entleman JayMan over a year ago

Wakefield

You don’t need to have massage certificates on your wall to be an enthusiast. Read people’s veris and make up your own mind.

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By *hilcccMan over a year ago

West Lancashire

"You don’t need to have massage certificates on your wall to be an enthusiast. Read people’s veris and make up your own mind. "

I agree mate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You don’t need to have massage certificates on your wall to be an enthusiast. Read people’s veris and make up your own mind. "

But why then advertise and tout on a sex site if you are indeed a massage enthusiast and want nothing in return? Why not join a therapy exchange group instead?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll take a free massage thanks

What a thing to complain about

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You don’t need to have massage certificates on your wall to be an enthusiast. Read people’s veris and make up your own mind.

But why then advertise and tout on a sex site if you are indeed a massage enthusiast and want nothing in return? Why not join a therapy exchange group instead? "

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By *LiamMan over a year ago

Midlands

I hate giving or receiving massages

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

I could do with a proper one from someone who knows what they're doing. I've been in agony for days with muscle pain.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"I hate giving or receiving massages "

Even a penis massage?

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By *LiamMan over a year ago

Midlands

"I hate giving or receiving massages

Even a penis massage?"
I like them

I stand erected

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I hate giving or receiving massages

Even a penis massage?"

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By *LiamMan over a year ago

Midlands

"I hate giving or receiving massages

Even a penis massage? I like them

I stand erected "
corrected

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hate giving or receiving massages "

I'm same (Mr) prefer the tension feeling after work and all day even say to Mrs no even when I have spasm in leg's in bed lol

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"I hate giving or receiving massages

Even a penis massage? I like them

I stand erected "

If you didn't, it would be a pretty crappy massage.

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By *hilcccMan over a year ago

West Lancashire

"I hate giving or receiving massages

Even a penis massage?"

After a proper massage then a penis massage!! Rubbed all over you! I guess you like that since you mentioned it x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It annoys me a lot. I *am* a qualified and insured massage therapist and I have spent a lot of time and money in learning a discipline so I can help people.

However I find it being used by some men to lure women with the sole intention purpose of getting a shag. "

Exactly!! Well said!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It annoys me a lot. I *am* a qualified and insured massage therapist and I have spent a lot of time and money in learning a discipline so I can help people.

However I find it being used by some men to lure women with the sole intention purpose of getting a shag.

Exactly!! Well said!!!"

Get a grip.

I'm professionally offended because some people try to get their rocks off by offering a massage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It annoys me a lot. I *am* a qualified and insured massage therapist and I have spent a lot of time and money in learning a discipline so I can help people.

However I find it being used by some men to lure women with the sole intention purpose of getting a shag.

Exactly!! Well said!!!

Get a grip.

I'm professionally offended because some people try to get their rocks off by offering a massage

How long exactly does it take to become a massage therapist? About an hour?

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By *izzy69Man over a year ago

London

I only ever offer internal massages.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Random offering a massage, makes me cringe... Big no no!

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By *ee And MikeCouple over a year ago

Cannock

"I get loads of offersof massages from men too! "

Is that why your nickname is sweet cheeks !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get loads of offersof massages from men too!

Is that why your nickname is sweet cheeks !"

Firm but fair!

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By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

This is the Thomson Local for photographers and masseurs.

We’ve had a meet where both of us massaged C….4 hands all over her body had the desired effect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

get offered this alot ... i just ask them if they are trained and have insurances to my suprise one did but not for me id rather have a profestional do the job right .. but as said it dont annoy me what others do is there choice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is the Thomson Local for photographers and masseurs.

We’ve had a meet where both of us massaged C….4 hands all over her body had the desired effect

Rumours are that masseurs from the Thompson local use beef dripping as a aromatherapy oil?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"get offered this alot ... i just ask them if they are trained and have insurances to my suprise one did but not for me id rather have a profestional do the job right .. but as said it dont annoy me what others do is there choice

What insurance were you seeking?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It annoys me a lot. I *am* a qualified and insured massage therapist and I have spent a lot of time and money in learning a discipline so I can help people.

However I find it being used by some men to lure women with the sole intention purpose of getting a shag.

Exactly!! Well said!!!

Get a grip.

I'm professionally offended because some people try to get their rocks off by offering a massage

How long exactly does it take to become a massage therapist? About an hour?"

Obviously it takes longer than an hour, however, I do not have the time to explain to someone who clearly lacks the depth and capacity to comprehend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It annoys me a lot. I *am* a qualified and insured massage therapist and I have spent a lot of time and money in learning a discipline so I can help people.

However I find it being used by some men to lure women with the sole intention purpose of getting a shag.

Exactly!! Well said!!!

Get a grip.

I'm professionally offended because some people try to get their rocks off by offering a massage

How long exactly does it take to become a massage therapist? About an hour?"

About £20 on eBay probably. Including delivery.

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I love giving massages , but no couples

Quite like receiving them too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We offer 4 handed massage

And yes it’s a ruse to tempt ladies to come and be pleasured lol "

I can see the appeal of 2 men spoiling me to be fair

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"It annoys me a lot. I *am* a qualified and insured massage therapist and I have spent a lot of time and money in learning a discipline so I can help people.

However I find it being used by some men to lure women with the sole intention purpose of getting a shag.

Exactly!! Well said!!!

Get a grip.

I'm professionally offended because some people try to get their rocks off by offering a massage

How long exactly does it take to become a massage therapist? About an hour?

About £20 on eBay probably. Including delivery."

I think like many vocational therapy you either enjoy it and are good through experience and passion or have some Mickey Mouse level 3 whatever and don’t actually get it. Regulated qualifications in this whole area are dire.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It annoys me a lot. I *am* a qualified and insured massage therapist and I have spent a lot of time and money in learning a discipline so I can help people.

However I find it being used by some men to lure women with the sole intention purpose of getting a shag.

Exactly!! Well said!!!

Get a grip.

I'm professionally offended because some people try to get their rocks off by offering a massage

How long exactly does it take to become a massage therapist? About an hour?

Obviously it takes longer than an hour, however, I do not have the time to explain to someone who clearly lacks the depth and capacity to comprehend

You can explain and I will listen.

But I would add that the Master Zin does provide massage therapy courses on line for $250 dollars with a selection of aromatherapy oils included.

A certificate is provided proving you have taken the course which happens to be a one hour on line video?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It annoys me a lot. I *am* a qualified and insured massage therapist and I have spent a lot of time and money in learning a discipline so I can help people.

However I find it being used by some men to lure women with the sole intention purpose of getting a shag.

Exactly!! Well said!!!

Get a grip.

I'm professionally offended because some people try to get their rocks off by offering a massage

Oh but when there's nothing offered in return how can that happen? When the man in question has a premeditated and planned motive in the first instance then yes I object. It's putting a woman in a vulnerable position when she believes she is just going to be massaged. If she's already consented to sex fair enough but all this "I want nothing in return" is bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It annoys me a lot. I *am* a qualified and insured massage therapist and I have spent a lot of time and money in learning a discipline so I can help people.

However I find it being used by some men to lure women with the sole intention purpose of getting a shag.

Exactly!! Well said!!!

Get a grip.

I'm professionally offended because some people try to get their rocks off by offering a massage

How long exactly does it take to become a massage therapist? About an hour?

Obviously it takes longer than an hour, however, I do not have the time to explain to someone who clearly lacks the depth and capacity to comprehend

You can explain and I will listen.

But I would add that the Master Zin does provide massage therapy courses on line for $250 dollars with a selection of aromatherapy oils included.

A certificate is provided proving you have taken the course which happens to be a one hour on line video?"

Try getting insurance and membership of a professional accredited organisation with it.

Would you let some bloke loose on your car after an hours video instruction and a certificate or are you going to go to a properly trained mechanic?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It annoys me a lot. I *am* a qualified and insured massage therapist and I have spent a lot of time and money in learning a discipline so I can help people.

However I find it being used by some men to lure women with the sole intention purpose of getting a shag.

Exactly!! Well said!!!

Get a grip.

I'm professionally offended because some people try to get their rocks off by offering a massage

Really?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t get offended by the offers at all.

In fact I met a guy on here a few years back as he came and gave me a massage and we’ve had lots of fun together and still in touch now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It annoys me a lot. I *am* a qualified and insured massage therapist and I have spent a lot of time and money in learning a discipline so I can help people.

However I find it being used by some men to lure women with the sole intention purpose of getting a shag.

Exactly!! Well said!!!

Get a grip.

I'm professionally offended because some people try to get their rocks off by offering a massage

I don't find it hard to believe that some could get their kicks just offering a massage.

I've even seen some claim that they get off on just watching

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It annoys me a lot. I *am* a qualified and insured massage therapist and I have spent a lot of time and money in learning a discipline so I can help people.

However I find it being used by some men to lure women with the sole intention purpose of getting a shag.

Exactly!! Well said!!!

Get a grip.

I'm professionally offended because some people try to get their rocks off by offering a massage

How long exactly does it take to become a massage therapist? About an hour?

Obviously it takes longer than an hour, however, I do not have the time to explain to someone who clearly lacks the depth and capacity to comprehend

You can explain and I will listen.

But I would add that the Master Zin does provide massage therapy courses on line for $250 dollars with a selection of aromatherapy oils included.

A certificate is provided proving you have taken the course which happens to be a one hour on line video?

Try getting insurance and membership of a professional accredited organisation with it.

Would you let some bloke loose on your car after an hours video instruction and a certificate or are you going to go to a properly trained mechanic? "

There was a post earlier on professional qualifications and accreditation. These things are regularly bought on line.

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By *wistedTooCouple over a year ago

Frimley

Oh my god we said about this recently. So many men think women just want a massage and loving kisses from head to toe… most women we’ve asked about this subject agree that a good hard fucking is far more exciting lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It annoys me a lot. I *am* a qualified and insured massage therapist and I have spent a lot of time and money in learning a discipline so I can help people.

However I find it being used by some men to lure women with the sole intention purpose of getting a shag.

Exactly!! Well said!!!

Get a grip.

I'm professionally offended because some people try to get their rocks off by offering a massage

How long exactly does it take to become a massage therapist? About an hour?

Obviously it takes longer than an hour, however, I do not have the time to explain to someone who clearly lacks the depth and capacity to comprehend

You can explain and I will listen.

But I would add that the Master Zin does provide massage therapy courses on line for $250 dollars with a selection of aromatherapy oils included.

A certificate is provided proving you have taken the course which happens to be a one hour on line video?

Try getting insurance and membership of a professional accredited organisation with it.

Would you let some bloke loose on your car after an hours video instruction and a certificate or are you going to go to a properly trained mechanic? "

A better comparison would be with a car wash than a mechanic.

And no I wouldn't ask to see qualifications for somebody to rub my car.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It annoys me a lot. I *am* a qualified and insured massage therapist and I have spent a lot of time and money in learning a discipline so I can help people.

However I find it being used by some men to lure women with the sole intention purpose of getting a shag.

Exactly!! Well said!!!

Get a grip.

I'm professionally offended because some people try to get their rocks off by offering a massage

How long exactly does it take to become a massage therapist? About an hour?

Obviously it takes longer than an hour, however, I do not have the time to explain to someone who clearly lacks the depth and capacity to comprehend

You can explain and I will listen.

But I would add that the Master Zin does provide massage therapy courses on line for $250 dollars with a selection of aromatherapy oils included.

A certificate is provided proving you have taken the course which happens to be a one hour on line video?

Try getting insurance and membership of a professional accredited organisation with it.

Would you let some bloke loose on your car after an hours video instruction and a certificate or are you going to go to a properly trained mechanic?

There was a post earlier on professional qualifications and accreditation. These things are regularly bought on line. "

Where did you buy yours? I am sure they are not recognised or regulated by the CNHC though.

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By *arpediemgentMan over a year ago

France

Why can’t you have both? Sensual to start with and hard fuck to finish. Each to their own and that’s great that people are different. To me that’s not incompatible

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By *hilcccMan over a year ago

West Lancashire

Love your honesty!! Every girl wants a hard fuck!!

Hot profile btw x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It annoys me a lot. I *am* a qualified and insured massage therapist and I have spent a lot of time and money in learning a discipline so I can help people.

However I find it being used by some men to lure women with the sole intention purpose of getting a shag.

Exactly!! Well said!!!

Get a grip.

I'm professionally offended because some people try to get their rocks off by offering a massage

How long exactly does it take to become a massage therapist? About an hour?

Obviously it takes longer than an hour, however, I do not have the time to explain to someone who clearly lacks the depth and capacity to comprehend

You can explain and I will listen.

But I would add that the Master Zin does provide massage therapy courses on line for $250 dollars with a selection of aromatherapy oils included.

A certificate is provided proving you have taken the course which happens to be a one hour on line video?

Try getting insurance and membership of a professional accredited organisation with it.

Would you let some bloke loose on your car after an hours video instruction and a certificate or are you going to go to a properly trained mechanic?

There was a post earlier on professional qualifications and accreditation. These things are regularly bought on line.

Where did you buy yours? I am sure they are not recognised or regulated by the CNHC though. "

My professional qualifications were not bought sweetie they were earned!

Let me google the professional association you identify!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It annoys me a lot. I *am* a qualified and insured massage therapist and I have spent a lot of time and money in learning a discipline so I can help people.

However I find it being used by some men to lure women with the sole intention purpose of getting a shag.

Exactly!! Well said!!!

Get a grip.

I'm professionally offended because some people try to get their rocks off by offering a massage

How long exactly does it take to become a massage therapist? About an hour?

Obviously it takes longer than an hour, however, I do not have the time to explain to someone who clearly lacks the depth and capacity to comprehend

You can explain and I will listen.

But I would add that the Master Zin does provide massage therapy courses on line for $250 dollars with a selection of aromatherapy oils included.

A certificate is provided proving you have taken the course which happens to be a one hour on line video?

Try getting insurance and membership of a professional accredited organisation with it.

Would you let some bloke loose on your car after an hours video instruction and a certificate or are you going to go to a properly trained mechanic?

A better comparison would be with a car wash than a mechanic.

And no I wouldn't ask to see qualifications for somebody to rub my car."

My comparison is just fine, thank you. Trying to inject some kind of humour does not change the fact I do not accept what you say, I think it is wrong and I'm sure you do not agree with me either. End of really.

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By *heGateKeeperMan over a year ago

Stratford

The flippancy to which some of you are disregarding is the formal professional qualifications of therapists is astounding, but not surprising.

You can be qualified and get insurance having done a basic one day course. In some areas, you can be certified doing an online course, but if you intend on having an actual career in massage with some longevity to it neither of those will stand you in good stead. You’d need to look at a Level 3 Swedish/Holistic or Sports Massage course as an entry point to the industry. They will run you anything from £950-2,500 and countless hours studying, doing your anatomy exams, completing upwards of 25-30 case studies and then sitting a formal assessment.

If you try to go on a more advanced course with a basic one day course lots of places won’t let you on and rightfully so IMO because most won’t have the knowledge or hours.

Offering sending massages on here and saying they want nothing in return is often bollocks and a quick scan of their veris and counter veris paints a very different picture.

If you want a sexual massage, or want to give one, just be honest and up front about it. Lots of people will go for it and like that. This way no one will be blindsided when you try to cross boundaries

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"The flippancy to which some of you are disregarding is the formal professional qualifications of therapists is astounding, but not surprising.

If you try to go on a more advanced course with a basic one day course lots of places won’t let you on and rightfully so IMO because most won’t have the knowledge or hours.

Offering sending massages on here and saying they want nothing in return is often bollocks and a quick scan of their veris and counter veris paints a very different picture.

Are you taking bookings before Christmas?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The flippancy to which some of you are disregarding is the formal professional qualifications of therapists is astounding, but not surprising.

If you try to go on a more advanced course with a basic one day course lots of places won’t let you on and rightfully so IMO because most won’t have the knowledge or hours.

Offering sending massages on here and saying they want nothing in return is often bollocks and a quick scan of their veris and counter veris paints a very different picture.

Why is it Swedish..........not Cleethorpes holistic?

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By *heGateKeeperMan over a year ago

Stratford

"The flippancy to which some of you are disregarding is the formal professional qualifications of therapists is astounding, but not surprising.

If you try to go on a more advanced course with a basic one day course lots of places won’t let you on and rightfully so IMO because most won’t have the knowledge or hours.

Offering sending massages on here and saying they want nothing in return is often bollocks and a quick scan of their veris and counter veris paints a very different picture.

Are you taking bookings before Christmas?

All jokes aside, I actually might need you from Feb/March

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"I hate giving or receiving massages

Even a penis massage?

After a proper massage then a penis massage!! Rubbed all over you! I guess you like that since you mentioned it x"

*blinks* I meant giving the penis a massage, not being massaged by a penis.

And no, we don't all want a hard fuck after a massage.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"The flippancy to which some of you are disregarding is the formal professional qualifications of therapists is astounding, but not surprising.

If you try to go on a more advanced course with a basic one day course lots of places won’t let you on and rightfully so IMO because most won’t have the knowledge or hours.

Offering sending massages on here and saying they want nothing in return is often bollocks and a quick scan of their veris and counter veris paints a very different picture.

Are you taking bookings before Christmas?

All jokes aside, I actually might need you from Feb/March

I'll keep my diary free

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Nowt wrong with a .massage

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By *heGateKeeperMan over a year ago

Stratford

"The flippancy to which some of you are disregarding is the formal professional qualifications of therapists is astounding, but not surprising.

If you try to go on a more advanced course with a basic one day course lots of places won’t let you on and rightfully so IMO because most won’t have the knowledge or hours.

Offering sending massages on here and saying they want nothing in return is often bollocks and a quick scan of their veris and counter veris paints a very different picture.

Why is it Swedish..........not Cleethorpes holistic?"

Haha they must be expert marketers!!

I guess I’ve booked in for a ‘30 minute Scunthorpe’ just doesn’t have the same ring to it

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By *heGateKeeperMan over a year ago

Stratford

"The flippancy to which some of you are disregarding is the formal professional qualifications of therapists is astounding, but not surprising.

If you try to go on a more advanced course with a basic one day course lots of places won’t let you on and rightfully so IMO because most won’t have the knowledge or hours.

Offering sending massages on here and saying they want nothing in return is often bollocks and a quick scan of their veris and counter veris paints a very different picture.

Are you taking bookings before Christmas?

All jokes aside, I actually might need you from Feb/March

I'll keep my diary free

You legend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The flippancy to which some of you are disregarding is the formal professional qualifications of therapists is astounding, but not surprising.

If you try to go on a more advanced course with a basic one day course lots of places won’t let you on and rightfully so IMO because most won’t have the knowledge or hours.

Offering sending massages on here and saying they want nothing in return is often bollocks and a quick scan of their veris and counter veris paints a very different picture.

Why is it Swedish..........not Cleethorpes holistic?

Haha they must be expert marketers!!

I guess I’ve booked in for a ‘30 minute Scunthorpe’ just doesn’t have the same ring to it

No it doesn’t.

Perhaps a Scunny Rub is somewhat less erotic?

This whole thread is based on 20 blokes say, wanting rub boobs and bums with extra virgin oil?

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By *1c4yMan over a year ago

stourbridge

Just putting it out there I'm a trained Gynaecologist if anyone wants me to take a look.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Just putting it out there I'm a trained Gynaecologist if anyone wants me to take a look. "

At what your insides

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"Just putting it out there I'm a trained Gynaecologist if anyone wants me to take a look. "

Gynaes don't look, they feel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The flippancy to which some of you are disregarding is the formal professional qualifications of therapists is astounding, but not surprising.

If you try to go on a more advanced course with a basic one day course lots of places won’t let you on and rightfully so IMO because most won’t have the knowledge or hours.

Offering sending massages on here and saying they want nothing in return is often bollocks and a quick scan of their veris and counter veris paints a very different picture.

The flippancy is due to the farce of getting all uppity because some people offer massages on a sex site.

It's like firefighters and police officers getting outraged by people at a fancy dress, 'Are you qualified to wield that truncheon?'

You don't need to be registered with a 'professional body' to give a person a rub down with baby oil.

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By *ensualkinkMan over a year ago

hotel or at yours

I enjoy giving massages and I am an ex pro, well verified on here etc. your thread makes sense OP as the interest has waned recently. I thought it may be covid, but if people get an offer once a day, it will annoy people.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only if we can find a good masseuse here. It's very hot to watch your wife lying naked and a hot guy giving rubbing oil on her body.

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By *eesterMan over a year ago

Crawley

I did observe a "sphincter prostate paypal massage" offering within a profile when I clicked on a profile under the "Which sex offender has looked at my profile?", link.

I was bitterly disappointed and wrote to my MP. Sray safe!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The flippancy is due to the farce of getting all uppity because some people offer massages on a sex site.

It's like firefighters and police officers getting outraged by people at a fancy dress, 'Are you qualified to wield that truncheon?'

You don't need to be registered with a 'professional body' to give a person a rub down with baby oil."

But it is the ignorance to the ulterior motive to abuse trust which I personally object to. People aren't offering a "rub down" they are offering a "massage with nothing in return" there is a difference.

If you know that he's going to want to shag you and you consent before you attend that's fine, but if you are lured in to a half rate rub down and then are expected to shag without your consent then that's wrong.

You appear to be deliberately missing the point and making your own flippant comparisons. Massage, if not done correctly, can cause injury.

Ladies please be careful before you accept a free massage from a sex site full of horny men who just want to "lick for hours" and "drain my balls".

I've wasted enough of my time with this.

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By *uitednbooted2Man over a year ago

Berkshire

OP I offer a Bacon Sandwich and a cup of tea after a few hours of wild dirty sex! Is that giving me an unfair advantage on here

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By *ausage1970Man over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"We offer 4 handed massage

And yes it’s a ruse to tempt ladies to come and be pleasured lol "

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By *ausage1970Man over a year ago

Shrewsbury

The flippancy is due to the farce of getting all uppity because some people offer massages on a sex site.

It's like firefighters and police officers getting outraged by people at a fancy dress, 'Are you qualified to wield that truncheon?'

You don't need to be registered with a 'professional body' to give a person a rub down with baby oil.

You appear to be deliberately missing the point and making your own flippant comparisons. Massage, if not done correctly, can cause injury.

Ladies please be careful before you accept a free massage from a sex site full of horny men who just want to "lick for hours" and "drain my balls".

I've wasted enough of my time with this.

Hang on some guys offering massage on a sex site??? So it's not a massage it's sex related? Who new that when you joined FAB men would offer massage and expect sex......

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By *leasure zoneCouple (MM) over a year ago

oxford

"You don’t need to have massage certificates on your wall to be an enthusiast. Read people’s veris and make up your own mind.

But why then advertise and tout on a sex site if you are indeed a massage enthusiast and want nothing in return? Why not join a therapy exchange group instead? "

Do you have details for one ? I joined one but it turned to being a membership scam with women being free and guys paying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" but if you are lured in to a half rate rub down and then are expected to shag without your consent then that's wrong. "

No shit

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By *entleman JayMan over a year ago

Wakefield

Another analogy. There are plenty of people who do their own painting and decorating who don’t employ a professional painter and decorator.

I’m actually very good a painting and decorating too, but that’s another story.

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By *entleman JayMan over a year ago

Wakefield

I always discuss boundaries before I start. I always stick to them. Yes sometimes it leads to sex, but that is what the recipient wants. Sometimes it doesn’t. It’s their choice.

I also wouldn’t call a one hour 15 mins massage, a quick rub down.

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By *1c4yMan over a year ago

stourbridge

I could easily get annoyed by profiles trying to sell me worn knickers or begging for fabs but I don't I just use the block button. If anyone wants to buy knickers or take a free massage it's their choice you shouldn't get annoyed by what others want from fab.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The flippancy is due to the farce of getting all uppity because some people offer massages on a sex site.

It's like firefighters and police officers getting outraged by people at a fancy dress, 'Are you qualified to wield that truncheon?'

You don't need to be registered with a 'professional body' to give a person a rub down with baby oil.

You appear to be deliberately missing the point and making your own flippant comparisons. Massage, if not done correctly, can cause injury.

Ladies please be careful before you accept a free massage from a sex site full of horny men who just want to "lick for hours" and "drain my balls".

I've wasted enough of my time with this.

I quite agree I have wasted my time on Fab this ridiculous rant has made my mind up to sack fab and go do something less boring!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I quite agree I have wasted my time on Fab this ridiculous rant has made my mind up to sack fab and go do something less boring!"

Off for a quick rub?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

I don't see the problem

They just want to massage your insides with their penis, and take some tasteful shaky photos on their potato phones. What's the issue?

LvM

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By *likat50Woman over a year ago

london /bracklesham bay

Love a massage so any offers guys just ask

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oddly, last thing in the world I feel when giving a proper massage is horny.

I get into a zone and just enjoy the skin to skin contact.

One of my favourite ever meets was joining another couple with the Mrs at a spa. All of us had a 6 handed massage from the other three. Three hours later we left the room about as chilled as you could be

(no sex or play had or even suggested)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I quite agree I have wasted my time on Fab this ridiculous rant has made my mind up to sack fab and go do something less boring!

Off for a quick rub?

Maybe but only if it’s from someone holding a degree in cleethorpes tantric level 10.

The Swedish massage doesn’t feel right to me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love a massage so any offers guys just ask "

I have olive oil tissues and a certificate!

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By *leasure zoneCouple (MM) over a year ago

oxford

Blimey they are fiesty up north

Didn’t think the subject was that offensive

Fair play if it’s her livelihood - but surely guys on fab are no real competition for a pro masseuse

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By *nglishCharmMan over a year ago

Midlands

I offer a slow firm tantric massage, warm baby oil teasing the full body, waves of erotic mental pleasure, taking your body to the edge of climax and back, body to body, use the ice cube from the chilling wine bucket to heightened the aroused sensitive body zone's... done properly the ultimate climax is unique, it's all about timing, giving, x Connor

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By *nglishCharmMan over a year ago

Midlands

Yoni, to be worshipped both by breath, hands, tongue and the tip of a hung cock x

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By *nglishCharmMan over a year ago

Midlands

Massage is to be enjoyed... all enquiries replied x

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By *nglishCharmMan over a year ago

Midlands

Noooo replies oh hum lol

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By *nglishCharmMan over a year ago

Midlands

So no one wants a 6ft ex rugby player with an intelligent mind to explore your body and mind, clean shaven, aftershave a must..

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

"So no one wants a 6ft ex rugby player with an intelligent mind to explore your body and mind, clean shaven, aftershave a must..

You forgot to mention your unlimited patience.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would anyone like me to make you breakfast in the morning? I'll need to stop over tonight though

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By *nglishCharmMan over a year ago

Midlands

Who doesn't enjoy a massage ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't stand a message they make my skin crawl. It's an incident delete from me when I see someone offering to.

Just thinking about it has but shivers down my spine.

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By *ensual 2Couple over a year ago

Blackpool

"I offer a slow firm tantric massage, warm baby oil teasing the full body, waves of erotic mental pleasure, taking your body to the edge of climax and back, body to body, use the ice cube from the chilling wine bucket to heightened the aroused sensitive body zone's... done properly the ultimate climax is unique, it's all about timing, giving, x Connor

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By *nglishCharmMan over a year ago

Midlands

You are stunning and yes I would and massage that body of yours soon

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By *heGateKeeperMan over a year ago

Stratford

"Would anyone like me to make you breakfast in the morning? I'll need to stop over tonight though

"
. And share their bed so you can really bond on a deeper, more meaningful level prior

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By *entleman JayMan over a year ago

Wakefield

"I can't stand a message they make my skin crawl. It's an incident delete from me when I see someone offering to.

Just thinking about it has but shivers down my spine. "

It takes all sorts. One of my regulars is a professional physiotherapist. There’s no better recommendation than that.

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By *ittyndCouple over a year ago

Oldham/Birmingham

Love massages xx x

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By *uv2kissMan over a year ago

fenland

"Love massages xx x "

I know you do. We exchanged quite a few massage messages lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sounds great

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By *ustmuttsMan over a year ago

wisbech

you can still always say no , but i have a few lady friends on this site that just love a massage that they dont have to pay for

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d take a sports massage any day of the week

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By *egoMan over a year ago

Preston

I just told one friend I’m sorting another friend out with one of my CBD back massages tonight, and now I have to go immediately to hers afterwards to give her one.

Honestly you cannot win on this site lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve heard a lot about tantric massage and it sounds great but when I’ve looked into it locally, it all seems to be mostly seedy men using the umbrella of tantric as a guise to get a fuck not actually practitioners.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Isn't tantric sex just a really lazy shag?

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By *hilcccMan over a year ago

West Lancashire

Ha ha about right

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By *nlyme74Man over a year ago

Newcastle

I'll accept an offer of a massage

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By *jekimMan over a year ago

Wigan

I don't no about offering them but I'm in desperate need of one myself haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mrs NE hates a massage. When we reply saying this they quickly change to wanting to meet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mrs NE hates a massage. When we reply saying this they quickly change to wanting to meet"

It’s a shame nobody wants to massage me (Mr)…. My back is a mess

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By *ucky88oMan over a year ago

london

I've been told that I give a very foot massage

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By *armupartistMan over a year ago

York

Massage can be pure foreplay... I have some Swedish massage skills (10 weeks formal training many year ago) and quickly learnt that similar strokes as they get more delicate arouse. It has proven a reliable way to warm up and turn on a partner... by ‘edging’ towards that final fucking game the pleasure is often more intense. Can’t say I have every had any complaints.

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By *atenaWoman over a year ago

Hyde

I met a guy on here and he is still active - he only offers massage and him pleasuring you if you like the added. He does NOT want sex.... he doesn't push for it.. doesn't want it. It's fuxking amazing!!

I've met him twice now ... and ... yeah... I loved it.

So not all offers are fakes

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By *ootprints1629Couple over a year ago

somewhere in moray

Yep we sure have, it makes us laugh because they have hands.. so does my hubby, they know how to do it right...yep so does my hubby, so why would I invite you to do what my hubby can do...hmmm

Oh yeah cause you thought it would get your foot in the door...

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By *leasure zoneCouple (MM) over a year ago

oxford

Tantric massage is actually not about sex at all - it gets mixed up with yoni and lingham massage because that can be included in part of the ritual

But it’s more about releasing energy, feeding the senses etc

And tantric massage is just a tiny element of Tantra in general which is more of a belief

Saying all that using tantric elements in massage can be very pleasurable in the right hands

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By *leasure zoneCouple (MM) over a year ago

oxford

Sounds great

Beware a man using baby oil lol !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Indian head massage offered by me

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